Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 34

[belair]

"Bozak sucks! Kadri sucks!! All the damn Maple Leafs suck!!! Gahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!"

 

[LeafalCrusader]

And who can forget dear Rat boy

 

[BonMorrison]

Now when I say "Draft Auston Matthews" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.

No problem.

DRAFT AUSTON MATTHEWS.

...

I think he wants Laine.

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

And who can forget dear Rat boy

Burrows, stop gnawing on the Bruin.

 

[NyQuil]

I heard Phil Kessel went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

The Maple Leafs needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine

 

[tony d]

Zhamnov, if you and Tkachuk don't behave yourselves there'll be no Phoenix for anybody.

That's it back to Winnipeg

 

[BonMorrison]

^ Winner

 

[NyQuil]

"Project Arcturus couldn't have succeeded without you. This will get you a little closer to that dream of yours. It's not the Montreal Canadiens, but it's a start. Drop me a line if you're on the East Coast, Hank Scorpio."

"Awwww, the Arizona Coyotes!?!?"

"I think owning the Arizona Coyotes is pretty good."

"Yeah, yeah."

"Well, explain to me why it isn't."

"You just don't understand hockey, Marge."

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Leafs and Oilers in the playoffs? Everyone on the bandwagon!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Homer: Who do you like in the playoffs?
Lisa: Well, I like the Bruins because they're pure of heart, the Blue Jackets because they've got something to prove, and the Leafs because they always cheat.

 

[BonMorrison]

So you like draft picks eh?
Uh huh.
Well! Have all the draft picks in the world! HAHAHAHA!
...
...
...
I don't understand - Brian Burke went insane in 5 minutes.

 

[Ozz]

You can do it, Del Zotto! You can do it, Del Zotto!

Make shootout goal, keep your roster spot-o

Then back to my place, where I will get you blotto.





Ondrej Palat-o

Always take a shot-o

You can do it, Del Zotto!

Uh guys? I scored. We won.

 

[Ceremony]

 

[PromNite]

snip

Uh guys? I scored. We won.

That was gold.

 

[BonMorrison]

That MDZ post.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Lamoriello: Welcome to Toronto, my friend from Arizona, how can I help you?
Chayka: I'm interested in upgrading my forwards. i'm looking for a forward with high Corsi percentage or CF% while taking into consideration QoC and PDO. Will you be able to provide a forward that's compatible with my request based on my advanced statistics?
Lamoreillo: [stares blankly for a few seconds] Can I have some draft picks now?

 

[KaylaJ]

It’s all over people, we don’t have a prayer!

 

[bigdirty]

Son, Dustin Byfuglien is a lot like a refrigerator. He's about six feet tall... 300 pounds...

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Son, Dustin Byfuglien is a lot like a refrigerator. He's about six feet tall... 300 pounds...

 

[LeafalCrusader]

You can do it, Del Zotto! You can do it, Del Zotto!

Make shootout goal, keep your roster spot-o

Then back to my place, where I will get you blotto.





Ondrej Palat-o

Always take a shot-o

You can do it, Del Zotto!

Uh guys? I scored. We won.

 

[tony d]

Burns: Now, I'd like to introduce the new members of our happy power plant family. Our security guard, Carey Price.
Price: Hello.
Burns: Our janitor, Alexander Oveckin.
Ovechkin: How you doing?
Burns: Our lunchroom cashier, Sidney Crosby,
Crosby: Hey, what's up, guys?
Burns: Our new— well, uh, we'll make up jobs for these fellas later. Say hello to Patrick Kane, Erik Karlsson, Drew Doughty, Jamie Benn, Connor Mcdavid, Duncan Keith and Steven Stamkos.

 

[BonMorrison]

You're Patrick Kane.
Yes.
You play right wing.
Yes.
I play right wing.
So?
Are you better than me?
I've never met you but ... yes.

 

[tony d]

Homer: Please make the team, please make the team. Hey Carey Price did I make the team?
Price: You sure did.
Homer: Woo hoo! In your face, Patrick Kane.
Price: Wait are you Sidney Crosby?
Homer: No
Price: Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up.

 

[Psyfer]

Karlsson I thought I told you to trim those side burns thats it your off the team