Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 34

[Ceremony]

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[NyQuil]

Professor, without knowing precisely -what- the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Hey look is that Dad?

 

[Congo Jack]

Homer: (explaining why he believes he's finally going to win "Worker of the Week") "Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor." Heh heh heh..

 

[Psyfer]

Hey look is that Dad?

Either that or Batman's really let himself go

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Awww the Denver Broncos.....

 

[NyQuil]

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Ceremony]

"Dear Advertisers, I am disgusted with the way old people are depicted on television. We are not all vibrant, fun loving sex maniacs. Many of us are bitter, resentful individuals who remember the good old days when entertainment was bland and inoffensive. The following is a list of words I never want to hear on television again. Number one: bra. Number two: horny. Number three: family jewels."

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"What do you think of this, boys?"
"Well, it doesn't look like anything, but if you move these two here, and this one here..."
"It almost looks like an arrow."
"And it's pointing right at this police station."
"Let's get out of here!"

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Ozz]

"Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Yes, the Favorite Simpsons Moments thread has come a long way since a few obsessed users started using simpsons quotes to bump up their post count.
Who knows how many more threads will be created between now and the time the site becomes unprofitable?

 

[tony d]

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[Ozz]

 

[Ceremony]

Uh, sir, phrenology was dismissed as quackery 160 years ago.

Of course you'd say that, you have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter.

 

[bigdirty]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Mr. Burns, you mentioned you wanted an opening tirade?"
"Yes, thank you Kent. In 15 minutes I will unleash a terrible vengeance on this city. No one will be spared! NO ONE!"
[laughs] "A chilling vision of things to come."

 

[Congo Jack]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[John Price]

 

[John Price]