Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 34

[Leafsdude7]

His jiggling almost hypnotic.

 

[KaylaJ]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[cupcrazyman]

"Hey fatty, I gotta movie for ya: A Fridge Too Far!"

Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the
restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Lisa: Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some
kind of food-crazed maniac.

Homer: [driving past the bus, stuffing his face] Oh, that's raspberry!

 

[The Nemesis]

His jiggling almost hypnotic.

Yes. It's like a lava lamp.

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Ralph: I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the
restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

Lisa: Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some
kind of food-crazed maniac.

Homer: [driving past the bus, stuffing his face] Oh, that's raspberry!

I heard that guy's ass has its own congressman!

 

[George Binks]

And a Diet Coke....deep fried

 

[Player big P]

Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

 

[PanthersHockey1]

Wesley! Get Momma's Pryin Bar!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Wesley! Get Momma's Pryin Bar!

Easy does it now.

 

[NyQuil]

But this season I'm looking for something loose. Something comfortable for my first day of work.

Work, huh? Let me guess. Computer programmer? Computer magazine columnist? - Something with computers.

Well, I use a computer.

I don't want to look like a weirdo. I'll just go with the muumuu.

 

[tony d]

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat.
To obtain a special dialing wand
please mash the keypad with your palm now.

 

[Ozz]

Well you can cram it with walnuts, ugly!

 

[KaylaJ]

Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because Mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it.

I don't want you driving through tunnels, you know what that symbolizes!

 

[Psyfer]

I'm not the principle of the line mother!

 

[The Nemesis]

I'm not the principle of the line mother!

and you never will be...

 

[LeafalCrusader]

One... One!... Bah! I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!

 

[Ceremony]

I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand.

 

[Ozz]

One... One!... Bah! I'll just pay for the blasted liposuction!

ONE! Hi-yi-ya!

TWO! Hi-yi-ya!

 

[Ceremony]

 

[Player big P]

 

[John Price]

In your face, Milwaukee.

 

[tony d]

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

 

[Congo Jack]

Marge: Says here that Bart might get jealous of the baby.
Homer: Yeah, well Bart can kiss my hairy yellow butt.