Favourite Simpsons Moments - Part 34

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Hello, Joe!!!

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Simpsons to air final episode this fall...

Link here

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Simpsons to air final episode this fall...

Link here

Beat me to it.

 

[Ceremony]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[John Price]

Simpsons to air final episode this fall...

Link here

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Homer, use the forks....

 

[Congo Jack]

Simpsons to air final episode this fall...

Link here

You got my hopes up.


Dr. Hibbert: Mrs. Simpson, I'm afraid your husband is dead. (laughs) April Fools! He's very much alive, although I'm afraid he may never walk again.

 

[The Nemesis]

Me lose brain? Uh oh!


.... Why I laugh?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Homer: Someday you'll thank me for this, son.

Bart: Not bloody likely.

Homer: No, it's true. When I was a boy, I wanted a catcher's mitt, but my dad wouldn't get it for me. So I held my breath until I passed and hit my head on the coffee table. The doctor thought I might have brain damage.

Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?

Homer: I like stories.

 

[John Price]

Smi-thers. It's ringing! Success!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

You reeeeealllly blew it this time Smithers.....

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Can I get a price check on two grapes?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Can I get a price check on two grapes?

Ya you heard me Phil, two measley....stinkin' grapes.

 

[tony d]

Went to church this morning, should have put that in the collection plate for a late April Fools Day joke.

 

[Ceremony]

We can spare it Marge, we've been blessed.

 

[KaylaJ]

you still have easter...

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Still have the chance to swap out the hymn notes

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin....

 

[AlphaCatalyst]

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Quiet. They could be ours!

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Starline Vocal Band?!? They suck!"

 

[Psyfer]

Well, crying isn't gonna bring him back, unless your tears
smell like dog food. So you can either sit there crying and eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell enough like dog food to make your dog come back or you can go out there and find your dog.

 

[KaylaJ]

Whoa, this really beats the pressure of playing big league ball. I mean, there you make any kind of mistake and boom, the press is all over you.