Porter Stoutheart
We Got Wood
- Jun 14, 2017
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I always thought masks worked about as well as zombie repellant. Which is only about 50% effective (or so I hear). When I spray all my windows and doors with zombie repellant, half the zombies that attack my house are still going to get in. And that's not too bad up to a point. If 2 attack, well, 1 gets in and I can handle taking out just 1 zombie. If 3 or 4 attack, I might be ok. As long as I keep them separated from me enough in time or space, hey, every bit of zombie protection counts. It might help me survive a little longer. But if a whole herd attacks, or I go outside and fall into my swimming pool and it's filled with zombies, then I'm toast.
But... if I get bit and turn into a zombie myself, well... at least the mask will keep me from biting anybody else.
But... if I get bit and turn into a zombie myself, well... at least the mask will keep me from biting anybody else.