News Article: Colorado Avalanche Media Coverage Part III

[UncleRisto]

Yeah I don't care if he tweets porn links during the game, I'm not going to be on Twitter anyway.

 

[Pokecheque]

Really? This is what you see when you click on his name, does it look professional to you?

He actually was the first to post a handful of news and updates. He also posted and retweeted interesting The Athletic links. The bad may have outweighted the good recently but there's still some good stuff hidden in there.

Oh dear...well I just won't believe anything that man writes now.

Seriously dude, it really doesn't bother me that he has a meme as his Twitter header. Bob McKenzie had a margarita glass as his Twitter avatar for a while, did that strike you as "unprofessional?"

Again, if it's really bothering you that much, by all means, vent. I certainly wouldn't stop you even if I could.

 

[Bill Peckerskull]

 

[Cousin Eddie]

Yeah he’s the polar opposite of that.

An extreme homer, with over dramatic calls who doesn’t even really have a good knowledge of the game. He was an unbearable commentator before and now with him screaming about Comcast every 3 seconds he’s forced me to look for opposing team’s feeds.

He seems like a good person so I don’t want him to lose his job or anything, but Altitude can’t secure television deals while at the same time there are fans who actually can watch Altitude like myself who still go out of their way to not watch because of guys like Moser. My wish is they somehow “promote” him into a role where I never have to hear his voice again.

 

[a mangy Meowth]

Really? This is what you see when you click on his name, does it look professional to you?

"Get off my lawn you damn kids!"

It's twitter. There's nothing professional about it no matter how you do it. Maybe you should look into getting a newspaper subscription. I hear the Denver Post covers the Avs in a no-nonsense style.

 

[a mangy Meowth]

Yeah he’s the polar opposite of that.

An extreme homer, with over dramatic calls who doesn’t even really have a good knowledge of the game. He was an unbearable commentator before and now with him screaming about Comcast every 3 seconds he’s forced me to look for opposing team’s feeds.

He seems like a good person so I don’t want him to lose his job or anything, but Altitude can’t secure television deals while at the same time there are fans who actually can watch Altitude like myself who still go out of their way to not watch because of guys like Moser. My wish is they somehow “promote” him into a role where I never have to hear his voice again.

The people demand Conor McGahey!!!!

 

[Balthazar]

Yeah the problem with Moser is he's not homer enough.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

Speaking of Moser, he really needs to cut some shit out of his vocabulary, such as:

"Squirted right through him"
"Rubbed him off"
"Needs [something] in the worst kind of way"

 

[The Mars Volchenkov]

Speaking of Moser, he really needs to cut some **** out of his vocabulary, such as:

"Squirted right through him"
"Rubbed him off"
"Needs [something] in the worst kind of way"

“Lays a lick!”

 

[Ceremony]

Plot twist: that message to Moser was sent from Kroenke

 

[Papa Francouz]

Speaking of Moser, he really needs to cut some **** out of his vocabulary, such as:

"Squirted right through him"
"Rubbed him off"
"Needs [something] in the worst kind of way"

“[Player] scissors with [other player].”

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

“[Player] scissors with [other player].”

Ah! I'm annoyed I forgot that little bad boy. Good call!

 

[Papa Francouz]

Ah! I'm annoyed I forgot that little bad boy. Good call!

Lucky you! It makes me cringe every time he says it, so I don’t think I’ll forget it any time soon, haha

 

[UncleRisto]

Speaking of Moser, he really needs to cut some **** out of his vocabulary, such as:

"Squirted right through him"
"Rubbed him off"
"Needs [something] in the worst kind of way"

“Lays a lick!”

“[Player] scissors with [other player].”

"GOLLY!"

 

[Pokecheque]

Everyone apparently "pitchforks" the puck if it's not a shot or a pass according to Moser.

Again, I don't mind him at all as a PBP guy (I really didn't like Haynes on the TV) but he could stand to switch things up from time to time.

 

[henchman21]

“[Player] scissors with [other player].”

We obviously know what his adult searches feature.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

"Bobrovsky" - when he means Burakovsky

 

[Papa Francouz]

We obviously know what his adult searches feature.

Things I never wanted to know for $200, Alex.

 

[henchman21]

Things I never wanted to know for $200, Alex.

You're welcome.

 

[SirLoinOfCloth]

I don't have an Athletic subscription and I don't want one just to read about Moser - but the fact there is an article about him seems kinda weird.

You may know his voice. But how well do you really know Avs...

 

[Babel Salamander]

Speaking of Moser, he really needs to cut some **** out of his vocabulary, such as:

"Squirted right through him"
"Rubbed him off"
"Needs [something] in the worst kind of way"

He also gratuitously over-pronounces H sounds. He should be in an Iron Butterfly cover band. 'Oh won't you come with me-he-he. And take my ha-ha-hand."

 

[Lemonlimey]

It’s McNabb that the problem. Ya it’s nice not to be total homer, but 3 minute diatribes about the nobility of Ryan Getzlaf or Nick Foligno add up over the course of a season. When I stop by opponent broadcasts I’m blown away encountering actual homerism. I really feel the broadcast style affects fan culture significantly, it’s part of why Minnesota fans are so batbrained and avs nation remains very sheepish.

 

[BaconNater]

I think I heard Moser call Werenski "Ovechkin" last game when he had the puck.

 

[BaconNater]

I think I heard Moser call Werenski "Ovechkin" last game when he had the puck.

 

[Avalanche]

Not really Colorado media, but whatever happened to Chris Nichols? Was he shamed into stopping? I know he was catching crap for just grabbing thoughts out of interviews and turning them into juicy headlines

Oddly enough his last tweet was about the Avs