GDT: Around the League 2019-20 v2

[GodPucker]

Pretty sure this was after the Oilers beat them in the cup run year and Horcoff got 3 goals this game?

 

[Cloned]

Pretty sure this was after the Oilers beat them in the cup run year and Horcoff got 3 goals this game?

yes I believe so.

 

[Cloned]

What did he say at the start? "I'm in a dress."?

I’m not impressed.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

I’m not impressed.

Lol, I forgot the sarcasm emoji.



Now picture Therien doing this legendary Kavis interview .

 

[Cloned]

Lol, I forgot the sarcasm emoji.



Now picture Therien doing this legendary Kavis interview .

Honest to McJesus when I first saw that clip I thought it was some sort of joke from Kavis. Then as you watch more you realize it’s dead serious and the face palming begins.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

Honest to McJesus when I first saw that clip I thought it was some sort of joke from Kavis. Then as you watch more you realize it’s dead serious and the face palming begins.

Lol, I love that interview. It's like a mix of cheezy mid 90's male porn star combined with angry dad.

 

[Cloned]

Lol, I love that interview. It's like a mix of cheezy mid 90's male porn star combined with angry dad.

now I can’t ever unsee this image.

 

[Ritchie Valens]

now I can’t ever unsee this image.

Welcome to my hell.

 

[GodPucker]

Man I remember when this Blashill character was getting propped up as the next one among coaches. They did a sit down with him and Babcock where Babcock actually spoke about himself in 3rd person like The Rock lol. SHows what a POS Egomaniac Babcock is.

 

[GodPucker]

Detroit is mad that Stetcher clocked Larkin in a 4-1 game. Nobody these days has the ballz to crosscheck a guys teeth out. Too much $$ involved in a suspension. These guys look like basketball players. Little slash or shove here. Ref comes in. Start beaking.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Detroit is mad that Stetcher clocked Larkin in a 4-1 game. Nobody these days has the ballz to crosscheck a guys teeth out. Too much $$ involved in a suspension. These guys look like basketball players. Little slash or shove here. Ref comes in. Start beaking.

Everyone’s gloves are welded on.

 

[Oilers Propagandist]

There has been something I have been thinking about for a while guys, it is regards to AM34’s nose. I’ve always wondered if having nostrils as large as his has an added performance bonus to his on ice abilities as one would think. The hypothesis is that more airflow up the nose = more oxygen to the blood and therefore better performance.

Here is the anatomy of the average persons nose:

Now here’s 2 diagrams of how the average persons size of the nostril affects the airflow breathed into the lungs. As you can see with the top diagram, less nostril circumference equals less maximum airflow and on the bottom diagram it shows that the larger the nostrils are the maximum airflow increases exponentially.

If we are all keeping it 100 we all know that AM34’s nostrils are clearly in another stratosphere, they are larger than normal and as some questionable Alex joes fans would say, they are paranormal and clearly out of this world.
Here is a front, left and right side profile of Auston Matthews so we all know what we’re dealing with with here.

These mammoth sized nostrils clearly add an added advantage with airflow as seen by this diagram I may or may not have doctored.

While doing this research, I have concluded that Austin Matthews nose while great for hockey, would be better used for helping to produce electricity for cities around the world.

No animals were hurt during the wind turbine testing. This method for wind power is FDA approved.

 

[Oilers Propagandist]

Delete

 

[ConnorMcMullet]

There has been something I have been thinking about for a while guys, it is regards to AM34’s nose. I’ve always wondered if having nostrils as large as his has an added performance bonus to his on ice abilities as one would think. The hypothesis is that more airflow up the nose = more oxygen to the blood and therefore better performance.

Here is the anatomy of the average persons nose:
View attachment 265045

Now here’s 2 diagrams of how the average persons size of the nostril affects the airflow breathed into the lungs. As you can see with the top diagram, less nostril circumference equals less maximum airflow and on the bottom diagram it shows that the larger the nostrils are the maximum airflow increases exponentially.
View attachment 265043

If we are all keeping it 100 we all know that AM34’s nostrils are clearly in another stratosphere, they are larger than normal and as some questionable Alex joes fans would say, they are paranormal and clearly out of this world.
Here is a front, left and right side profile of Auston Matthews so we all know what we’re dealing with with here.

View attachment 265057

These mammoth sized nostrils clearly add an added advantage with airflow as seen by this diagram I may or may not have doctored.

View attachment 265053

While doing this research, I have concluded that Austin Matthews nose while great for hockey, would be better used for helping to produce electricity for cities around the world.

View attachment 265055
No animals were hurt during the wind turbine testing. This method for wind power is FDA approved.

Haha please post this on the mains.

 

[ErnieScar Brocket99]

There has been something I have been thinking about for a while guys, it is regards to AM34’s nose. I’ve always wondered if having nostrils as large as his has an added performance bonus to his on ice abilities as one would think. The hypothesis is that more airflow up the nose = more oxygen to the blood and therefore better performance.

Here is the anatomy of the average persons nose:
View attachment 265045

Now here’s 2 diagrams of how the average persons size of the nostril affects the airflow breathed into the lungs. As you can see with the top diagram, less nostril circumference equals less maximum airflow and on the bottom diagram it shows that the larger the nostrils are the maximum airflow increases exponentially.

You forgot to mention his absolutely brutal hair line, LOL!!!! Ive seen fifty year old men with a far better hair line than this wanna be in his early 20's.
View attachment 265043

If we are all keeping it 100 we all know that AM34’s nostrils are clearly in another stratosphere, they are larger than normal and as some questionable Alex joes fans would say, they are paranormal and clearly out of this world.
Here is a front, left and right side profile of Auston Matthews so we all know what we’re dealing with with here.

View attachment 265057

These mammoth sized nostrils clearly add an added advantage with airflow as seen by this diagram I may or may not have doctored.

View attachment 265053

While doing this research, I have concluded that Austin Matthews nose while great for hockey, would be better used for helping to produce electricity for cities around the world.

View attachment 265055
No animals were hurt during the wind turbine testing. This method for wind power is FDA approved.

 

[Oilers Propagandist]

Haha please post this on the mains.

I would if I wasn’t walking on eggshells already lol.

 

[Aerchon]

There has been something I have been thinking about for a while guys, it is regards to AM34’s nose. I’ve always wondered if having nostrils as large as his has an added performance bonus to his on ice abilities as one would think. The hypothesis is that more airflow up the nose = more oxygen to the blood and therefore better performance.

Here is the anatomy of the average persons nose:
View attachment 265045

Now here’s 2 diagrams of how the average persons size of the nostril affects the airflow breathed into the lungs. As you can see with the top diagram, less nostril circumference equals less maximum airflow and on the bottom diagram it shows that the larger the nostrils are the maximum airflow increases exponentially.
View attachment 265043

If we are all keeping it 100 we all know that AM34’s nostrils are clearly in another stratosphere, they are larger than normal and as some questionable Alex joes fans would say, they are paranormal and clearly out of this world.
Here is a front, left and right side profile of Auston Matthews so we all know what we’re dealing with with here.

View attachment 265057

These mammoth sized nostrils clearly add an added advantage with airflow as seen by this diagram I may or may not have doctored.

View attachment 265053

While doing this research, I have concluded that Austin Matthews nose while great for hockey, would be better used for helping to produce electricity for cities around the world.

View attachment 265055
No animals were hurt during the wind turbine testing. This method for wind power is FDA approved.

I have to agree and say this must be posted on the mains. It's a bit mean but I would think even Leafs fans should get a chuckle out of it.

 

[snipes]

Brad Hunt is tied for the lead in Minnesota goals this year.

Wow.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Looking at Dallas lines for tonight... the blender is on powerdrive.

 

[North]

Brad Hunt is tied for the lead in Minnesota goals this year.

Wow.

Minnesota is a special kind of terrible this season.

 

[Senor Catface]

Ok, screw the Oilers. I'm an Islanders fan now.

 

[guymez]

Not sure if this has been posted already (or where to post it) but its funny to hear Mike Commodore go off about Mike Babcock....

 

[Soliloquy of a Dogge]

John Carlson up to 14 points already. Caps just got robbed of their 4th goal in 2 mins. Quick whistle.

Nostrils invisible again.

 

[GodPucker]

Caps should be up 5-2. Nice meltdown by the Leafs.

 

[BlackDogg]

Caps should be up 5-2. Nice meltdown by the Leafs.

They only win against bottom feeders.