Armchair GM Draft, 2019 (Picks only)

TropicalFruitGirl2

A Peachy Hockey Gal!
Feb 23, 2013
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Round 18... 207th selection...
Chirpy, aggravating, aggressive, but also pretty defensively sound, could skate decently, could line up with just about anyone, and could still come up with some 30, 40, even 50 pt seasons at his best....
The Puck Time Pilots are very glad to have LW-Shawn Burr!
 
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td_ice

Peter shows the way
Aug 13, 2005
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USA
More informative Write-up to follow....

The Fremen select, RW, Justin Williams

3 time Cup,winner, and was a key cog in each one, including winning the '13-14 Conn Smythe.

He is Mr. Clutch. Good 2 way forward.
 
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Honour Over Glory

Fire Sully
Jan 30, 2012
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The Bjugstud Biggies select one of the most underrated Russian wingers of all time - Vyacheslav "Slava" Kozlov of the famed Russian 5 of the Detroit Red Wings glory years in the 90s.

The guy went on to the Thrashers and continued to provide solid offense.

The moistness is up next - @KIRK
 
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KIRK

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Aug 2, 2005
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While this player played the majority of his career overseas, he enjoyed 6 highly successful seasons as a critical part of the 1980's Calgary Flames teams that peaked with the 1989 cup win.

Joe Nieuwendyk credited this player with his early success in the NHL, "He just had such a great amount of skill. He could do things none of the rest of us could. The luckiest thing that happened to me was getting put on (his) line my first full year in Calgary. He helped me so much, starting my career the right way. A big reason why I scored 50." Nieuwendyk added that (he) could "put pucks into areas, make plays, nobody else would dream of".

THE SKATING JABRONIS are proud to select a player without whom Lanny McDonald's most famous moment never happens (and offers a tremendous Swedish complement for Backstrom's RW):

Hakan Loob - RW

With this pick, THE SKATING JABRONIS have (a) created a top three lines of Ovechkin-Malkin-Makarov, Drury-Getzlaf-Perry, and Giroux-Backstrom-Loob and (b) a simple solution of flipping Ovechkin and Giroux in case we ever need to get better balance or split Malkin and Ovechkin.

@sarge88 is on the clock . . .

BTW, as an added bonus, lyrics compliments of John Buccigross, THE SKATING JABRONIS latest pick also is the inspiration for the 2nd greatest Hanuhhak song ever written:

Put on some ABBA-kah,
Here comes Hakan-Hanukkah!
So much Swedish-funukah,
To celebrate Hakan-Hanukkah!
Hakan-Hanukkah is a festival of ice
Instead of one night of hockey, we have 180 craaaazy nights.
But, when you feel like the only kid in town without a Synergy,
Here's a list of people who are Swedish, just like Doug Murray
Henrik Lundqvist's hair, is like grass called Kakuya,
There's a dude on the Devils named Johnny Oduya,
Guess who eats crayfish at a bistro in Malmo?
Fabian Brunnstrom, Fredrik Sjostrom and ex-Oiler Tommy Salo
Victor Hedman's rookie card is something worth collectin',
So is Kent and Ulf Nilsson's and Pelle Eklund's.
Swedish names are awesome, and Swedish names are fun,
There's a Nik Backstrom in Minny, and one in Washington!
One's Swedish!
Put on your ABBA-kah,
It's time for Hakan-Hanukkah!
The ex-captain of the Vancouver Canuck-anukkahs, celebrates Hakan-Hanukkah!
Saku Koivu, not a Swede!
But guess who is? Hakan's older brother Pete (he scored one goal in nine NHL games)
Peter Forsberg has bad feet, but he still likes a dancin',
So do Roger, Mathias, Calle, Bjorn and Andreas Johansson!
Mike Grier's not from Sweden, nor Dainius Zubrus
But Niclas Wallin, two Sedins and Hakan Loob is!
So many Swedes are in the NHL,
There's a dude in Chicago named Hjalmarsson.
Now that's announcer hell!
Tell your friend Per-onica,
It's time for Hakan-Hanukkah!
I hope I get new Graf-onikahs
On this lovely Hakan-Hanukkah!
So drink your cold Fal-connika
And play 18 with Annika
If you really, really wannakah
Have a happy, happy, happy Hakan-Hanukkah!
Happy Hakan-Hanukkah!
 
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sarge88

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Jan 29, 2003
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Squaw Valley is happy to select:

LD Marc Edouard Vlasic

A strong, stay at home defender who will be a great addition to the third pair with James Patrick.

Vlasic has represented team Canada in several international tournaments, including the Sochi Olympics.

He has been a plus player in 10 of his 11 full seasons in the NHL
 

Mr Jiggyfly

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Jan 29, 2004
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The KINKY KIRKS select Zach Parise, a relentless machine that just keeps coming shift after shift.

With 6 30+ goal scoring seasons in his career, Parise is a perfect blend of high end skill and a non-stop motor that allows him to play the game at an incredible pace.

Extremely happy to add a great player like him this late, to be the heart of our fourth line.
 
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Winger for Hire

Praise Beebo
Dec 9, 2013
13,058
1,692
Quarantine Zone 5
The Gentlemen Bastards will complete their goalie tandem by selecting, G John Vanbiesbrouck

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Veznia Winner, 3x All-Star, NHL 97 cover athlete

Vanbiesbrouck was a hybrid goaltender who combined the butterfly style and the more traditional stand-up style. He was strong at playing his angles and challenged shooters well. Small for a goaltender, standing only 5' 8", he relied on his quickness to regain his feet after making saves or to make additional saves in goalmouth scrambles. Vanbiesbrouck was aggressive when it came to playing the puck, which helped him tie the Rangers single season record for assists by a goaltender and set the Rangers career record as well.

As you're probably tired of hearing by now, Beezer ranks 8th among qualified goalies with 152.7 point shares. Just behind Hasek's 156.8.
 

Winger for Hire

Praise Beebo
Dec 9, 2013
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The Gentlemen Bastards will shore up the entire left wing by selecting, LW Chris Kunitz

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An undrafted, 4th line plugger to start off his career ended up playing wing for one of the greatest pair of centers of the century, if not all time. Chris Kunitz has no problem doing the yeomen's work on a line. Great fore-checker, hard hitter, great awareness on the ice, Kunitz can play anywhere in the lineup. Need a 4th line wing, Kunitz is your guy. Need someone to ride shotgun with a superstar to do the dirty work, Chris has been there and done that to the tune of 4 Cups and a Gold Medal.

20th among eligible LWs in point shares with 73.3. That puts him between Ryan Smyth and Markus Nasland.
 

Mr Jiggyfly

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Jan 29, 2004
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With the next selection, the KINKY KIRKS are stoked to resurrect one of the most dominating lines of all time... the Legion of Doom!

Therefore, we take the fast and tenicious, but criminally underrated Mikeal Renberg.
 

sarge88

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Squaw Valley selects the all time wins leader in Boston Bruins history:

A career 2.27 GGA and .922 Save %

Tuukka Rask
 

TropicalFruitGirl2

A Peachy Hockey Gal!
Feb 23, 2013
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Minneapolis-St. Paul, MN
Round 19..... 223rd pick.... the Puck Time Pilots select.....
Underrated player who skated with HOF type players, though never was an elite player himself.
A man who skate and shoot, but his FAVORITE thing to do was bother opposing goalies by planting himself in front of their crease and putting away the garbage....
LW-Tomas Holmstrom!
 

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