Armchair GM Draft, 2019 (Picks only)

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Forward
Defensemen
Goalie


Round 1

1. Gentlemen Bastards---Mario Lemieux-C
2 .THICC JOHNSONS---Wayne Gretzky-C
3. Boston Burping Zambonis--Jaromir Jagr-RW
4. KINKY KIRKS---Sidney Crosby--C
5. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Ray Bourque--D
6. THE SKATING JABRONIS---Nicklas Lidstrom--D
7. Bjugstud Biggies---Steve Yzerman--C
8. Inglewood Jacks---Dominik Hasek--G
9. The Fighting Fremen--Martin Brodeur--G
10. Puck Time Pilots--Patrick Roy--G
11. Hab Hater--Grant Fuhr--G
12. Doblett of Fire--Paul Coffey--D

Round 2

13. Doblett of Fire--Joe Sakic--C
14. Hab Hater--Zdeno Chara--D
15. Puck Time Pilots--Roberto Luongo--G
16. The Fighting Fremen--Mark Messier--C
17. Inglewood Jacks--Scott Stevens--D
18. Bjugstud Biggies--Sergei Fedorov--C
19. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Alex Ovechkin--LW
20. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Ron Francis--C
21. KINKY KIRKS--Connor McDavid--C
22. Boston Burping Zambonis--Patrice Bergeron--C
23. THICC JOHNSONS--Teemu Selanne--RW
24. Gentlemen Bastards--Peter Stastny--C

Round 3

25. Gentlemen Bastards--Peter Forsberg--C
26 .THICC JOHNSONS--Adam Oates--C
27. Boston Burping Zambonis--Brendan Shanahan--LW
28. KINKY KIRKS--Eric Lindros--C
29. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Mike Modano--C
30. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Evgeni Malkin--C
31. Bjugstud Biggies--Larry Murphy--D
32 Inglewood Jacks--Joe Thornton--C
33. The Fighting Fremen--Chris Pronger--D
34. Puck Time Pilots--Scott Niedermayer--D
35. Hab Hater--Al MacInnis--D
36. Doblett of Fire--Pavel Datsyuk--C

Round 4

37. Doblett of Fire--Paul Kariya--LW
38. Hab Hater--Joe Nieuwendyk--C
39. Puck Time Pilots--Chris Chelios--D
40. The Fighting Fremen--Erik Karlsson--D
41. Inglewood Jacks--Doug Gilmour--C
42. Bjugstud Biggies--Phil Housley--D
43. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Duncan Keith--D
44. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Patrick Kane--RW
45. KINKY KIRKS--Brian Leetch--D
46. Boston Burping Zambonis--Rob Blake--D
47. THICC JOHNSONS-- Sergei Gonchar--D
48. Gentlemen Bastards--Brett Hull--RW

Round 5

49. Gentlemen Bastards--Pavel Bure--RW
50. THICC JOHNSONS--Henrik Lundqvist--G
51. Boston Burping Zambonis--Eddie Belfour--G
52. KINKY KIRKS--Jari Kurri--RW
53. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Kevin Hatcher--D
54. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Slava Fetisov--D
55. Bjugstud Biggies--Sergei Zubov--D
56 Inglewood Jacks--Jarome Iginla--RW
57. The Fighting Fremen--Luc Robitaille--LW
58. Puck Time Pilots--Mats Sundin--C
59. Hab Hater--John Tavares--C
60. Doblett of Fire--Mark Howe--D

Round 6

61 Doblett of Fire--Mike Gartner-- RW
62. Hab Hater---David Pastrnak--LW
63. Puck Time Pilots--Martin St. Louis--RW
64. The Fighting Fremen--Dale Hawerchuk--C
65. Inglewood Jacks--Jamie Benn--LW
66. Bjugstud Biggies--Alexander Mogilny--RW
67. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Sergei Makarov--RW
68. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Brent Burns--D
69. KINKY KIRKS--Drew Doughty--D
70. Boston Burping Zambonis-- Dustin Byfuglien--D
71. THICC JOHNSONS--Pierre Turgeon--C
72. Gentlemen Bastards--Keith Tkachuk--LW

Round 7

73. Gentlemen Bastards--Kevin Lowe--D
74. THICC JOHNSONS--Ilya Kovalchuk--RW
75. Boston Burping Zambonis--Cam Neely--RW
76. KINKY KIRKS--John LeClair--LW
77. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Steven Stamkos--C
78. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Pat LaFontaine--C
79. Bjugstud Biggies--Ulf Samuelsson--D
80 Inglewood Jacks--Brian Rafalski--D
81. The Fighting Fremen--Shea Weber--D
82. Puck Time Pilots--Dino Ciccarelli--RW
83. Hab Hater--Ryan Suter--D
84. Doblett of Fire--Marian Hossa--RW

Round 8

85 Doblett of Fire--Anze Kopitar--C
86. Hab Hater--Brent Seabrook--D
87. Puck Time Pilots--Jeremy Roenick--C
88. The Fighting Fremen--Jonathan Toews--C
89. Inglewood Jacks--Pat Verbeek--RW
90. Bjugstud Biggies--Vladimir Konstantinov--D
91. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Jonathan Quick--G
92. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Dave Andreychuk--RW
93. KINKY KIRKS--Henrik Zetterberg--LW
94. Boston Burping Zambonis--Tyler Seguin--C
95. THICC JOHNSONS-Dany Heatley--LW
96. Gentlemen Bastards--Brad McCrimmon--D

Round 9

97. Gentlemen Bastards--PK Subban--D
98. THICC JOHNSONS--Kris Letang--D
99. Boston Burping Zambonis--Al Iafrate--D
100. KINKY KIRKS--Brad Marchand--LW
101. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Rick Tocchet-RW
102. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Ryan Getzlaf--C
103. Bjugstud Biggies--Wendell Clark--LW
104 Inglewood Jacks--Gary Roberts--LW
105. The Fighting Fremen--Michel Goulet--LW
106. Puck Time Pilots--Claude Lemieux--RW
107. Hab Hater--Taylor Hall--LW
108. Doblett of Fire--Victor Hedman--D

Round 10

109 Doblett of Fire--Kevin Stevens--RW
110. Hab Hater--Joe Mullen--RW
111. Puck Time Pilots--Dale Hunter--C
112. The Fighting Fremen--Daniel Alfredsson-RW
113. Inglewood Jacks--Derian Hatcher--D
114. Bjugstud Biggies--Henrik Sedin--C
115. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Mark Recchi--RW
116. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Carey Price--G
117. KINKY KIRKS--Peter Bondra--RW
118. Boston Burping Zambonis--Corey Crawford--G
119. THICC JOHNSONS--Alexi Kovalev--RW
120. Gentlemen Bastards--Patrik Elias--LW

Round 11

121. Gentlemen Bastards--Curtis Joseph--G
122. THICC JOHNSONS--Mathieu Schneider--D
123. Boston Burping Zambonis--Patrick Sharp--LW
124. KINKY KIRKS--Adam Foote--D
125. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Gary Suter--D
126 THE SKATING JABRONIS--Claude Giroux--C
127. Bjugstud Biggies--Daniel Sedin--LW
128 Inglewood Jacks--Jere Lehtinen--RW
129. The Fighting Fremen--Rod Brind'Amour--C
130. Puck Time Pilots--Denis Savard--C
131. Hab Hater--Bobby Carpenter--C
132. Doblett of Fire--Theo Fleury--RW


Round 12

133 Doblett of Fire--Eric Desjardins--D
134. Hab Hater--Tim Thomas--G
135. Puck Time Pilots--Marty McSorely--D
136. The Fighting Fremen--Steve Duchesne--D
137. Inglewood Jacks--Saku Koivu--C
138. Bjugstud Biggies--Ziggy Palffy--RW
139. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Paul Reinhart--D
140. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Brian Propp--LW
141. KINKY KIRKS--Darius Kasparitis--D
142 Boston Burping Zambonis--Jeff Brown--D
143. THICC JOHNSONS--John Carlson--D
144. Gentlemen Bastards--Guy Carbonneau--C

Round 13

145. Gentlemen Bastards--Glenn Anderson--RW
146. THICC JOHNSONS--Markus Naslund--LW
147. Boston Burping Zambonis--Max Pacioretty--LW
148. KINKY KIRKS-- Tom Barrasso--G
149. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Dave Poulin--C
150 THE SKATING JABRONIS--Corey Perry--RW
151. Bjugstud Biggies--Marc-Andre Fleury--G
152. Inglewood Jacks--Esa Tikanen--LW
153. The Fighting Fremen--Mark Giordano--D
154. Puck Time Pilots--John Klingberg--D
155. Hab Hater-- P.J. Axelsson--LW
156. Doblett of Fire--Alex Pietrangelo--D

Round 14

157 Doblett of Fire--Patrick Marleau--C
158. Hab Hater--Owen Nolan--RW
159. Puck Time Pilots--Bryan Marchment--D
160. The Fighting Fremen--Tony Amonte--RW
161. Inglewood Jacks--Mike Green--D
162. Bjugstud Biggies--Mike Richter--G
163. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Sandis Ozolinsh--D
164. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Steve Larmer--RW
165. KINKY KIRKS--Roman Josi--D
166 Boston Burping Zambonis--Johnny Gaudreau--C
167. THICC JOHNSONS--Marty Straka--C
168. Gentlemen Bastards--Niklas Kronwall--D

Round 15

169. Gentlemen Bastards--Andrei Markov--D
170. THICC JOHNSONS--Marc Savard--C
171. Boston Burping Zambonis--David Krejci--C
172. KINKY KIRKS--Seth Jones--D
173. The Squaw Valley Precursor-- Geoff Courtnall--LW
174 THE SKATING JABRONIS-- Nicklas Backstrom--C
175. Bjugstud Biggies-- Russ Courtnall -- D
176. Inglewood Jacks -- Mike "Underwood" Fisher -- C
177. The Fighting Fremen -- Kirk Muller -- LW
178. Puck Time Pilots - Ryan Smyth -- LW
179. Hab Hater -- Rick Nash LW
180. Doblett of Fire -- Auston Matthews -- C


Round 16

181 Doblett of Fire -- Nikita Kucherov RW
182. Hab Hater-- Rasmus Dahlin D
183. Puck Time Pilots-- Miroslav Satan LW
184. The Fighting Fremen-- Tim Kerr RW
185. Inglewood Jacks-- Miro Heiskanen D
186. Bjugstud Biggies-- Bobby Holik--C
187. THE SKATING JABRONIS-Dan Boyle-D
188. The Squaw Valley Precursor--James Patrick--D
189. KINKY KIRKS--Jason Arnott--C
190 Boston Burping Zambonis-- Brendan Gallagher--RW
191. THICC JOHNSONS--Todd Bertuzzi--RW
192. Gentlemen Bastards--Roman Hamrlik--D


Round 17

193. Gentlemen Bastards--Ray Whitney--RW
194. THICC JOHNSONS-- Milan Hejduk--RW
195. Boston Burping Zambonis--Torey Krug--D
196. KINKY KIRKS--Shane Doan--RW
197. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Scott Mellanby--RW
198. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Chris Drury--C
199. Bjugstud Biggies-- Dmitri Khristich LW/C
200. Inglewood Jacks--Chris Osgood--G
201. The Fighting Fremen--Pekka Rinne--G
202. Puck Time Pilots--Jason Pominville--RW
203. Hab Hater--Bobby Ryan--RW
204. Doblett of Fire--Braden Holtby--G

Round 18

205. Doblett of Fire--Jean-Sebastian Giguere--G
206. Hab Hater--Sergei Samsonov--LW
207. Puck Time Pilots--Shawn Burr-- LW
208. The Fighting Fremen--Justin Williams--RW
209. Inglewood Jacks--Teppo Numminen--D
210. Bjugstud Biggies--Slava Kozlov--RW
211. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Hakan Loob--RW
212. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Marc Edouard Classic--D
213. KINKY KIRKS--Zach Parise--C
214. Boston Burping Zambonis--Charlie McAvoy--D
215.. THICC JOHNSONS--Oliver Ekman-Larsson--D
216. Gentlemen Bastards--John Vanbiesbrouck--G

Round 19


217. Gentlemen Bastards--Chris Kunitz--LW
215. THICC JOHNSONS--Kimmo Timonen--D
216. Boston Burping Zambonis--Pelle Lindbergh--G
217. KINKY KIRKS--Mikeal Renberg--RW
218. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Tukka Task--G
219. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Mike Vernon--G
220. Bjugstud Biggies-- Fredrik Olausson--D
221. Inglewood Jacks--Bill Guerin--RW
222. The Fighting Fremen--Vincent LeCavalier--C
223. Puck Time Pilots--Tomas Holstrom--RW
224. Hab Hater--Matt Grzelcyk--D
225. Doblett of Fire--Pavel Kubina--D

Round 20

226. Doblett of Fire--Matt Duchene--C
227. Hab Hater--Joel Otto--C
228. Puck Time Pilots--Darryl Sydor--D
229. The Fighting Fremen--Kjell Samuelsson--D
230. Inglewood Jacks-- Alex Tanguay, LW,
231. Bjugstud Biggies--Neal Broten--C
232. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Vladimir Tarasenko--RW
233. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Dave Reid--LW
234. KINKY KIRKS--Vincent Damphousse--C
235. Boston Burping Zambonis--Brandon Saad--LW
236.. THICC JOHNSONS--Sean Burke--G
237. Gentlemen Bastards--Phil Kessel-RW

round 21

238. Gentlemen Bastards--Blake Wheeler--RW
239. THICC JOHNSONS--Daniel Briere--C
240. Boston Burping Zambonis--Mark Stone--RW
241. KINKY KIRKS--Andy Moog--G
242. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Dave Christian--RW
243. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Igor Larianov - C
244. Bjugstud Biggies--Mark Tinordi--D
245. Inglewood Jacks--Brian Skrudland--C
246. The Fighting Fremen--Bob Probert--LW
247. Puck Time Pilots--Steve Thomas--LW
248. Hab Hater--Martin Lapointe--RW
249. Doblett of Fire--Trevor Linden--RW

round 22

250. Doblett of Fire-- Ed Jovanovski--D
251. Hab Hater--Johnny Boychuk--D
252. Puck Time Pilots--Joe Juneau--C
253. The Fighting Fremen--Brian Bellows--LW
254. Inglewood Jacks-Brenden Morrow, LW
255. Bjugstud Biggies--Pavol Demitra--LW
256. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Vladimir Krutov-LW
257. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Normand Leveille--LW
258. KINKY KIRKS--Doug Weight--C
259. Boston Burping Zambonis--Andrew Ference--D
260.. THICC JOHNSONS- Robert Lang--C
261. Gentlemen Bastards--Brent Sutter--C


Round 23


262. Gentlemen Bastards-- Calle Johansson--D
263. THICC JOHNSONS--Oleg Tverdovsky--D
264. Boston Burping Zambonis--Nathan Horton--RW
265. KINKY KIRKS--Stephane Richer--RW
266. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Cam Ward--G
267. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Alexi Kasatonov--D
268. Bjugstud Biggies--Craig Janney--C
269. Inglewood Jacks--Rick Vaive--RW
270. The Fighting Fremen--Ron Hextall--G
271. Puck Time Pilots--Ryan McDonagh--D
272. Hab Hater--Louie Eriksson--LW
273. Doblett of Fire-- Alexei Zhitnik--D

Round 24

274. Doblett of Fire-- Eric Staal--C
275. Hab Hater--Logan Couture--C
276. Puck Time Pilots--Mikka Kiprusoff--G
277. The Fighting Fremen--Mike Ramsey--D
278. Inglewood Jacks--Brooks Orpik--D
279. Bjugstud Biggies--Keith Primeau--C
280. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Ryan Miller--G
281. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Glen Wesley--D
282. KINKY KIRKS--Brian Campbell--D
283. Boston Burping Zambonis--Steve Kaspar--C
284.. THICC JOHNSONS--Joe Pavelski--C
285. Gentlemen Bastards--Tie Domi--RW

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Forward
Defensemen
Goalie


Round 1

1. Gentlemen Bastards---Mario Lemieux-C
2 .THICC JOHNSONS---Wayne Gretzky-C
3. Boston Burping Zambonis--Jaromir Jagr-RW
4. KINKY KIRKS---Sidney Crosby--C
5. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Ray Bourque--D
6. THE SKATING JABRONIS---Nicklas Lidstrom--D
7. Bjugstud Biggies---Steve Yzerman--C
8. Inglewood Jacks---Dominik Hasek--G
9. The Fighting Fremen--Martin Brodeur--G
10. Puck Time Pilots--Patrick Roy--G
11. Hab Hater--Grant Fuhr--G
12. Doblett of Fire--Paul Coffey--D

Round 2

13. Doblett of Fire--Joe Sakic--C
14. Hab Hater--Zdeno Chara--D
15. Puck Time Pilots--Roberto Luongo--G
16. The Fighting Fremen--Mark Messier--C
17. Inglewood Jacks--Scott Stevens--D
18. Bjugstud Biggies--Sergei Fedorov--C
19. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Alex Ovechkin--LW
20. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Ron Francis--C
21. KINKY KIRKS--Connor McDavid--C
22. Boston Burping Zambonis--Patrice Bergeron--C
23. THICC JOHNSONS--Teemu Selanne--RW
24. Gentlemen Bastards--Peter Stastny--C

Round 3

25. Gentlemen Bastards--Peter Forsberg--C
26 .THICC JOHNSONS--Adam Oates--C
27. Boston Burping Zambonis--Brendan Shanahan--LW
28. KINKY KIRKS--Eric Lindros--C
29. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Mike Modano--C
30. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Evgeni Malkin--C
31. Bjugstud Biggies--Larry Murphy--D
32 Inglewood Jacks--Joe Thornton--C
33. The Fighting Fremen--Chris Pronger--D
34. Puck Time Pilots--Scott Niedermayer--D
35. Hab Hater--Al MacInnis--D
36. Doblett of Fire--Pavel Datsyuk--C

Round 4

37. Doblett of Fire--Paul Kariya--LW
38. Hab Hater--Joe Nieuwendyk--C
39. Puck Time Pilots--Chris Chelios--D
40. The Fighting Fremen--Erik Karlsson--D
41. Inglewood Jacks--Doug Gilmour--C
42. Bjugstud Biggies--Phil Housley--D
43. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Duncan Keith--D
44. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Patrick Kane--RW
45. KINKY KIRKS--Brian Leetch--D
46. Boston Burping Zambonis--Rob Blake--D
47. THICC JOHNSONS-- Sergei Gonchar--D
48. Gentlemen Bastards--Brett Hull--RW

Round 5

49. Gentlemen Bastards--Pavel Bure--RW
50. THICC JOHNSONS--Henrik Lundqvist--G
51. Boston Burping Zambonis--Eddie Belfour--G
52. KINKY KIRKS--Jari Kurri--RW
53. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Kevin Hatcher--D
54. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Slava Fetisov--D
55. Bjugstud Biggies-Sergei Zubov--D
56 Inglewood Jacks--Jarome Iginla--RW
57. The Fighting Fremen--Luc Robitaille--LW
58. Puck Time Pilots--Mats Sundin--C
59. Hab Hater--John Tavares--C
60. Doblett of Fire--Mark Howe--D

Round 6

61 Doblett of Fire--Mike Gartner--RW
62. Hab Hater--David Pastrnak--RW
63. Puck Time Pilots--Martin St. Louis--RW
64. The Fighting Fremen--Dale Hawerchuk--C
65. Inglewood Jacks--Jamie Benn--LW
66. Bjugstud Biggies--Alexander Mogilny--RW
67. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Sergei Makarov--RW
68. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Brent Burns--D
69. KINKY KIRKS--Drew Doughty--D
70. Boston Burping Zambonis-- Dustin Byfuglien--D
71. THICC JOHNSONS--Pierre Turgeon--C
72. Gentlemen Bastards--Keith Tkachuk--LW

Round 7

73. Gentlemen Bastards--Kevin Lowe--D
74. THICC JOHNSONS--Ilya Kovalchuk--RW
75. Boston Burping Zambonis--Cam Neely--RW
76. KINKY KIRKS--John LeClair--LW
77. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Steven Stamkos--C
78. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Pat LaFontaine--C
79. Bjugstud Biggies--Ulf Samuelsson--D
80 Inglewood Jacks--Brian Rafalski--D
81. The Fighting Fremen--Shea Weber--D
82. Puck Time Pilots--Dino Ciccarelli--RW
83. Hab Hater --Ryan Suter--D
84. Doblett of Fire--Marian Hossa--RW

Round 8

85 Doblett of Fire--Anze Kopitar--C
86. Hab Hater--Brent Seabrook--D
87. Puck Time Pilots--Jeremy Roenick--C
88. The Fighting Fremen--Jonathan Toews--C
89. Inglewood Jacks--Pat Verbeek--RW
90. Bjugstud Biggies--Vladimir Konstantinov--D
91. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Jonathan Quick--G
92. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Dave Andreychuk--RW
93. KINKY KIRKS---Henrik Zetterberg--LW
94. Boston Burping Zambonis--Tyler Seguin--C
95. THICC JOHNSONS--Dany Heatley--LW
96. Gentlemen Bastards--Brad McCrimmon--D

Round 9

97. Gentlemen Bastards--PK Subban--D
98. THICC JOHNSONS--Kris Letang--D
99. Boston Burping Zambonis--Al Iafrate--D
100. KINKY KIRKS--Brad Marchand--LW
101. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Rick Tocchet-RW
102. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Ryan Getzlaf--C
103. Bjugstud Biggies--Wendell Clark--LW
104 Inglewood Jacks--Gary Roberts--LW
105. The Fighting Fremen--Michel Goulet--LW
106. Puck Time Pilots--Claude Lemieux--RW
107. Hab Hater--Taylor Hall--LW
108. Doblett of Fire--Victor Hedman--D


Round 10

109 Doblett of Fire--Kevin Stevens--LW
110. Hab Hater--Joe Mullen--RW
111. Puck Time Pilots--Dale Hunter--C
112. The Fighting Fremen--Daniel Alfredsson--RW
113. Inglewood Jacks--Derian Hatcher--D
114. Bjugstud Biggies--Henrik Sedin--C
115. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Mark Recchi--RW
116. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Carey Price--G
117. KINKY KIRKS--Peter Bondra--RW
118. Boston Burping Zambonis--Corey Crawford--G
119. THICC JOHNSONS--Alexi Kovalev--RW
120. Gentlemen Bastards--Patrik Elias--LW

Round 11

121. Gentlemen Bastards--Curtis Joseph--G
122. THICC JOHNSONS--Mathieu Schneider--D
123. Boston Burping Zambonis--Patrick Sharp--LW
124. KINKY KIRKS--Adam Foote--D
125. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Gary Suter--D
126 THE SKATING JABRONIS--Claude Giroux--C
127. Bjugstud Biggies--Daniel Sedin--LW
128 Inglewood Jacks--Jere Lehtinen--RW
129. The Fighting Fremen--Rod Brind'Amour--C
130. Puck Time Pilots--Denis Savard--C
131. Hab Hater--Bobby Carpenter--C
132. Doblett of Fire--Theo Fleury--RW

Round 12

133 Doblett of Fire--Eric Desjardins--D
134. Hab Hater--Tim Thomas--G
135. Puck Time Pilots--Marty McSorely--D
136. The Fighting Fremen--Steve Duchesne--D
137. Inglewood Jacks--Saku Koivu--C
138. Bjugstud Biggies--Ziggy Palffy--RW
139. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Paul Reinhart--D
140. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Brian Propp--LW
141. KINKY KIRKS--Darius Kasparitis--D
142 Boston Burping Zambonis--Jeff Brown--D
143. THICC JOHNSONS--John Carlson--D
144. Gentlemen Bastards--Guy Carbonneau--C

Round 13

145. Gentlemen Bastards--Glenn Anderson--RW
146. THICC JOHNSONS--Markus Naslund--LW
147. Boston Burping Zambonis--Max Pacioretty--LW
148. KINKY KIRKS-- Tom Barrasso--G
149. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Dave Poulin--C
150 THE SKATING JABRONIS--Corey Perry--RW
151. Bjugstud Biggies--Esa Tikanen--LW
152 Inglewood Jacks--Marc-Andre Fleury--G
153. The Fighting Fremen--Mark Giordano--D
154. Puck Time Pilots--John Klingberg--D
155. Hab Hater-- P.J. Axelsson--LW
156. Doblett of Fire--Alex Pietrangelo--D

Round 14

157 Doblett of Fire--Patrick Marleau--C
158. Hab Hater--Owen Nolan--RW
159. Puck Time Pilots--Bryan Marchment--D
160. The Fighting Fremen--Tony Amonte--RW
161. Inglewood Jacks--Mike Green--D
162. Bjugstud Biggies--Mike Richter--G
163. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Sandis Ozolinsh--D
164. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Steve Larmer--RW
165. KINKY KIRKS--Roman Josi--D
166 Boston Burping Zambonis--Johnny Gaudreau--C
167. THICC JOHNSONS--Marty Straka--C
168. Gentlemen Bastard--Niklas Kronwall--D

Round 15

169. Gentlemen Bastards--Andrei Markov--D
170. THICC JOHNSONS--Marc Savard--C
171. Boston Burping Zambonis--David Krejci--C
172. KINKY KIRKS--Seth Jones--D
173. The Squaw Valley Precursor-- Geoff Courtnall--LW
174 THE SKATING JABRONIS-- Nicklas Backstrom--C
175. Bjugstud Biggies-- Russ Courtnall -- D
176. Inglewood Jacks -- Mike "Underwood" Fisher -- C
177. The Fighting Fremen -- Kirk Muller -- LW
178. Puck Time Pilots - Ryan Smyth -- LW
179. Hab Hater -- Rick Nash LW
180. Doblett of Fire -- Auston Matthews -- C


Round 16

181 Doblett of Fire -- Nikita Kucherov RW
182. Hab Hater-- Rasmus Dahlin D
183. Puck Time Pilots-- Miroslav Satan LW
184. The Fighting Fremen-- Tim Kerr RW
185. Inglewood Jacks-- Miro Heiskanen D
186. Bjugstud Biggies-- Bobby Holik--C
187. THE SKATING JABRONIS-Dan Boyle-D
188. The Squaw Valley Precursor--James Patrick--D
189. KINKY KIRKS--Jason Arnott--C
190 Boston Burping Zambonis-- Brendan Gallagher--RW
191. THICC JOHNSONS--Todd Bertuzzi--RW
192. Gentlemen Bastards--Roman Hamrlik--D

Round 17


193. Gentlemen Bastards--Ray Whitney--RW
194. THICC JOHNSONS-- Milan Hejduk--RW
195. Boston Burping Zambonis--Torey Krug--D
196. KINKY KIRKS--Shane Doan--RW
197. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Scott Mellanby--RW
198. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Chris Drury--C
199. Bjugstud Biggies-- Dmitri Khristich LW/C
200. Inglewood Jacks--Chris Osgood--G
201. The Fighting Fremen--Pekka Rinne--G
202. Puck Time Pilots--Jason Pominville--RW
203. Hab Hater--Bobby Ryan--RW
204. Doblett of Fire--Braden Holtby--G

Round 18

205. Doblett of Fire--Jean-Sebastian Giguere--G
206. Hab Hater--Sergei Samsonov--LW
207. Puck Time Pilots--Shawn Burr-- LW
208. The Fighting Fremen--Justin Williams--RW
209. Inglewood Jacks--Teppo Numminen--D
210. Bjugstud Biggies--Slava Kozlov--RW
211. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Hakan Loob--RW
212. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Marc Edouard Classic--D
213. KINKY KIRKS--Zach Parise--C
214. Boston Burping Zambonis--Charlie McAvoy--D
215.. THICC JOHNSONS--Oliver Ekman-Larsson--D
216. Gentlemen Bastards--John Vanbiesbrouck--G

Round 19

217. Gentlemen Bastards--Chris Kunitz--LW
215. THICC JOHNSONS--Kimmo Timonen--D
216. Boston Burping Zambonis--Pelle Lindbergh--G
217. KINKY KIRKS--Mikeal Renberg--RW
218. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Tukka Task--G
219. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Mike Vernon--G
220. Bjugstud Biggies-- Fredrik Olausson--D
221. Inglewood Jacks--Bill Guerin--RW
222. The Fighting Fremen--Vincent LeCavalier--C
223. Puck Time Pilots--Tomas Holstrom--RW
224. Hab Hater--Matt Grzelcyk--D
225. Doblett of Fire--Pavel Kubina--D


Round 20

226. Doblett of Fire--Matt Duchene--C
227. Hab Hater--Joel Otto--C
228. Puck Time Pilots--Darryl Sydor--D
229. The Fighting Fremen--Kjell Samuelsson--D
230. Inglewood Jacks-- Alex Tanguay, LW,
231. Bjugstud Biggies--Neal Broten--C
232. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Vladimir Tarasenko--RW
233. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Dave Reid--LW
234. KINKY KIRKS--Vincent Damphousse--C
235. Boston Burping Zambonis--Brandon Saad--LW
236.. THICC JOHNSONS--Sean Burke--G
237. Gentlemen Bastards--Phil Kessel-RW

Round 21

238. Gentlemen Bastards--Blake Wheeler--RW
239. THICC JOHNSONS--Daniel Briere--C
240. Boston Burping Zambonis--Mark Stone--RW
241. KINKY KIRKS--Andy Moog--G
242. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Dave Christian--RW
243. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Igor Larianov - C
244. Bjugstud Biggies--Mark Tinordi--D
245. Inglewood Jacks--Brian Skrudland--C
246. The Fighting Fremen--Bob Probert--LW
247. Puck Time Pilots--Steve Thomas--LW
248. Hab Hater--Martin Lapointe--RW
249. Doblett of Fire--Trevor Linden--RW

Round 22

250. Doblett of Fire-- Ed Jovanovski--D
251. Hab Hater--Johnny Boychuk--D
252. Puck Time Pilots--Joe Juneau--C
253. The Fighting Fremen--Brian Bellows--LW
254. Inglewood Jacks-Brenden Morrow, LW
255. Bjugstud Biggies--Pavol Demitra--LW
256. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Vladimir Krutov-LW
257. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Normand Leveille--LW
258. KINKY KIRKS--Doug Weight--C
259. Boston Burping Zambonis--Andrew Ference--D
260.. THICC JOHNSONS- Robert Lang--C
261. Gentlemen Bastards--Brent Sutter--C

Round 23

262. Gentlemen Bastards-- Calle Johansson--D
263. THICC JOHNSONS--Oleg Tverdovsky--D
264. Boston Burping Zambonis--Nathan Horton--RW
265. KINKY KIRKS--Stephane Richer--RW
266. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Cam Ward--G
267. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Alexi Kasatonov--D
268. Bjugstud Biggies--Craig Janney--C
269. Inglewood Jacks--Rick Vaive--RW
270. The Fighting Fremen--Ron Hextall--G
271. Puck Time Pilots--Ryan McDonagh--D
272. Hab Hater--Louie Eriksson--LW
273. Doblett of Fire--Alexi Zhitnik--D


Round 24

274. Doblett of Fire-- Eric Staal--C
275. Hab Hater--Logan Couture--C
276. Puck Time Pilots--Mikka Kiprusoff--G
277. The Fighting Fremen--Mike Ramsey--D
278. Inglewood Jacks--Brooks Orpik--D
279. Bjugstud Biggies--Keith Primeau--C
280. THE SKATING JABRONIS--Ryan Miller--G
281. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Glen Wesley--D
282. KINKY KIRKS--Brian Campbell--D
283. Boston Burping Zambonis--Steve Kasper--C
284.. THICC JOHNSONS--Joe Pavelski--C
285. Gentlemen Bastards--Tie Domi--RW
​

 

[Winger for Hire]

Alright gang, time to get this thing (unofficially) started. First let me thank td_ice for getting this thing put together and finding us a home.

With the first overall pick of the Armchair GM Draft, The Gentleman Bastards are overjoyed to select, C Mario Lemieux

I'm sure there's a ton of people who would take the "other guy" who has a bunch of records, but Mario's insane skill mixed with his size (6'4", ~235lbs), and freakish balance and skating abilities make him, IMO, the single toughest skater to stop. Cancer couldn't stop him; a bad back couldn't stop him; the clutch and grab couldn't stop him; what makes you think mere mortals on skates stand a chance?

And unlike the "other guy" who will most likely go #2 here, he didn't the need referees to protect him and coddle him.

Career Totals
915 Games
690 Goals
1033 Assists
1723 Points

49 Shorthanded Goals (League leader 3 times)
236 Powerplay Goals (League leader 2 times)

1.88 Pts/G

If that mugging in the gif above resulted in a goal, good luck stopping Le Magnifique

 

[Asuna]

Hello everyone. This should be fun! With the 2nd overall pick, THICC JOHNSONS are proud to select Wayne Gretzky!

The Great One needs little introduction, amassing an astounding 2,857 points, which puts him in first place by points production, by a comfortable margin. How does one get all those points? I could go on and on about his achievements, but they are rather lengthy so i'll leave a link here.

List of career achievements by Wayne Gretzky - Wikipedia

Cheers!

 

[Fenway]

The Boston Burping Zambonis select with the third pick

 

[KIRK]

Question: Aren't players who can be drafted only those who debuted in the NHL in 1979 or thereafter, @td_ice, or was that rule changed?

cc: @Fenway

 

[td_ice]

Question: Aren't players who can be drafted only those who debuted in the NHL in 1979 or thereafter, @td_ice?

cc: @Fenway

Yes.....that is an illegal pick.

Fenway, has to pick a different player.

EDIT: Fenway has been contacted, he is going to change his pick.

EDIT: Ok, Fenway is now legal!

 

[Fenway]

fixed

 

[Mr Jiggyfly]

With the fourth pick of the first round the KINKY KIRKS select Craig Adams.

No wait, Sidney Crosby!

Wait, if Adams isn’t around next round can I change my pick?

KIRK don’t be taking Adams with your pick to get back at me...

Don’t feel so good about this decision, but we officially take Crosby.

 

[sarge88]

Squaw Valley is excited to select:

19 X All Star
5 X Norris Trophy Winner
Stanley Cup Champion
395 Goals
1,506 Points

D - Raymond Bourque

 

[KIRK]

With the 6th pick in the 2019 Gretzky Draft, THE SKATING JABRONIS select . . .

NICKLAS LIDSTROM - D

4 x Stanley Cup Champion (2002 Conn Smythe)
7 x Norris Trophy Winner
12 x All Star
#13 in all time playoff points (2nd among D)

And, in case anyone has forgotten, the defenseman who made Sidney Crosby disappear for the 2009 cup finals. You might have been better off picking Craig Adams, @Mr Jiggyfly . . .

 

[Honour Over Glory]

7. Bjugstud Biggies - Select Steve Yzerman.

 

[td_ice]

Forward
Defensemen
Goalie


Round 1

1. Gentlemen Bastards---Mario Lemieux-C
2 .THICC JOHNSONS---Wayne Gretzky-C
3. Boston Burping Zambonis--Jaromir Jagr-RW
4. KINKY KIRKS---Sidney Crosby--C
5. The Squaw Valley Precursor--Ray Bourque--D
6. THE SKATING JABRONIS---Nicklas Lidstrom--D
7. Bjugstud Biggies---Steve Yzerman--C
8. Inglewood Jacks
9. The Fighting Fremen
10. Puck Time Pilots
11. Hab Hater
12. Doblett of Fire

Round 2

13. Doblett of Fire
14. Hab Hater
15. Puck Time Pilots
16. The Fighting Fremen
17. Inglewood Jacks
18. Bjugstud Biggies
19. THE SKATING JABRONIS
20. The Squaw Valley Precursor
21. KINKY KIRKS
22. Boston Burping Zambonis
23. THICC JOHNSONS
24. Gentlemen Bastards

Round 3

25. Gentlemen Bastards
26 .THICC JOHNSONS
27. Boston Burping Zambonis
28. KINKY KIRKS
29. The Squaw Valley Precursor
30. THE SKATING JABRONIS
31. Bjugstud Biggies
32 Inglewood Jacks
33. The Fighting Fremen
34. Puck Time Pilots
35. Hab Hater
36. Doblett of Fire

Round 4

37. Doblett of Fire
38. Hab Hater
39. Puck Time Pilots
40. The Fighting Fremen
41. Inglewood Jacks
42. Bjugstud Biggies
43. THE SKATING JABRONIS
44. The Squaw Valley Precursor
45. KINKY KIRKS
46. Boston Burping Zambonis
47. THICC JOHNSONS
48. Gentlemen Bastards

Round 5

49. Gentlemen Bastards
50. THICC JOHNSONS
51. Boston Burping Zambonis
52. KINKY KIRKS
53. The Squaw Valley Precursor
54. THE SKATING JABRONIS
55. Bjugstud Biggies
56 Inglewood Jacks
57. The Fighting Fremen
58. Puck Time Pilots
59. Hab Hater
60. Doblett of Fire

Round 6

61 Doblett of Fire
62. Hab Hater
63. Puck Time Pilots
64. The Fighting Fremen
65. Inglewood Jacks
66. Bjugstud Biggies
67. THE SKATING JABRONIS
68. The Squaw Valley Precursor
69. KINKY KIRKS
70. Boston Burping Zambonis
71. THICC JOHNSONS
72. Gentlemen Bastards

 

[Dr Pepper]

Inglewood selects one of, if not THE greatest goalies of all time.

Dominik Hasek.

1x Olympic Gold medallist
2x Hart trophy winner
2x Lester Pearson trophy winner
2x Stanley Cup winner
3x William Jennings trophy winner
6x Vezina trophy winner

Welcome to Inglewood, Dominator.

 

[td_ice]

With their 1st pick, and the 9th overall selection, The Fremen are pleased to select, G Martin Brodeur

Definitely one of the best goaltenders of all time. Brodeur is the all-time NHL leader in wins, shutouts, and is a 3 time Stanley Cup winner.

4x's Vezina Winner
9x's All star
Calder Trophy Winner
5x's Jennings

Also, one of the best stick handling goalies of all time. A boon to any defense.

 

[TropicalFruitGirl2]

With the 1st round selection and 10th overall pick, the Puck Time Pilots select...none other than, St. Patrick himself... netminder Patrick Roy!

Career Awards
5-time Jennings trophy winner
3-time Vezina trophy winner
11-time All Star
3-time Conn Smythe winner
4-time Stanley Cup Champion

Statistical Achievements
Season Career GAA - 2.54
Season Career Sv% - .910
Season Career Wins/GP - 551 / 1,029
Season Career Win% - .535

Playoff Career GAA- 2.30
Playoff Career Sv%- .918
Playoff Career Wins/GP- 151 / 247
Playoff Career Win%- .611

Patrick Roy was a winner almost from the time he was called up from the Montreal Canadiens to his retirement with the Colorado Avalanche.
Cocky, brash, arrogant....but also very technically sound, athletic, entertaining and just a champion through and through.

His 551 career wins are second all time and he is one of two NHL goalies with over 500 all time wins.

While goalies aren't usually looked upon as team leaders, Patrick Roy was often very vocal with his team, led by example, and if goaltenders could be captains, he certainly would fit the bill.

What other goaltender can you think of could have told his former coach (in Montreal) to go eff himself, while NOT committing career suicide, then get traded and CONTINUE to win awards and Stanley Cups? Not many...

And while Roy's career stats are certainly impressive, he saved his very best for the post season where GAA, Sv%, and Win% all took a sharp turn upwards.

A goaltender with the heart of a grinder, the grace of a finesse player, the confidence of a true all time number one, and a manner that could fire his team up and push for that hard earned win? Look no further...

 

[Honour Over Glory]

BMC told me they want to take Sean Avery.


Who's next?

 

[BMC]

BMC told me they want to take Sean Avery.


Who's next?

Like hell

 

[BMC]

The Hab Haters select 5 time Stanley Cup goaltender Grant Fuhr

 

[Shady Machine]

With the 12th overall selection, team Doblett of Fire is proud to select defenseman Paul Coffey.

One of the greatest skating defenseman of all time and IMO, the best skating dmen eligible in this draft. Coffey would excel in any era due to his ability to skate, pass, and drive play.

Career highlights:
-4 time Stanley Cup winner
-3 time Norris trophy winner
-Highest points per game for a Dman in NHL history at 1.09
-2nd highest point total for a Dman in NHL history at 1,531 only behind Bourque
-13th all time in career points at any position
-Most career goals and points by a Dman in NHL playoff history
-14 time NHL All Star

Link to NHL 100 article and video:
Paul Coffey: 100 Greatest NHL Players

 

[KIRK]

We want the 13th pick. We want the 13th pick.

 

[Shady Machine]

With the 13th overall selection, team Doblett of Fire is proud to select from the Colorado Avalanche, center Joe Sakic.

One of the best shooter's in NHL history, Sakic revolutionized the shot off the rush. I remember watching him as a kid and you could never tell when he was going to shoot because he was skating full speed and a little flick and the puck was in the net. I used to try to emulate that shot as a kid and clearly never came close. Sakic was my favorite non-Penguin player as a kid and I am happy to have him on my team.

-2x Stanley Cup champion
-1x Hart Trophy winner
-1x Conn Smythe winner
-1x Lady Byng winner
-1x Lester B Pearson winner
-3x NHL First All Star Team
-2002 Olympic MVP

-9th most points all time and 7th of eligible players in this draft
-12th all time in PPG and 7th all time of eligible players in this draft

Link to Sakic's highlight video for NHL's 100 Best:

 

[Honour Over Glory]

With the 13th overall selection, team Doblett of Fire is proud to select from the Colorado Avalanche, center Joe Sakic.

Who famously lost a battle to a snow blower and had to retire.

 

[BMC]

The Hab Hater are proud to announce their selection of D & future Hall of Famer Zdeno Chara

 

[TropicalFruitGirl2]

2nd round pick... 15th overall... the Puck Time Pilots select the vastly underrated, but very wall-like and acrobatic, Roberto Luongo!

Career:
5-time All Star
2nd in career games played (1035 and counting)
3rd in all-time wins (485 and counting)
Tied 9th all time for shut outs (77, currently the #1 active player in the stat)
2nd all time in career saves (28,153 and counting)
3rd all time in career minutes played (59,343 and counting)
Career GAA- 2.51
Career Sv% - .919



From a brief stint with the Isles to start his career, to an unsung, yet fantastic run as a Florida Panther, onto Vancouver backstopping strong Canucks teams, then full circle back to being the backbone of the current Florida Panthers, even though age is finally catching up with this superstar, he is the PERFECT backup to Patrick Roy.

Never a Stanley Cup champion or a Vezina winner, nevertheless, Bobby Lu was always good enough on any given year for such awards...if only he had stronger teams in front of him (Florida) or one that actually had enough to go over the top (Vancouver), and in any given year, there was always a goalie or two just a hair better in stats and notoriety.

Luongo continued to be steady though. Year in, year out (and continues to do so to this day), he puts in quality efforts, quality starts that befits a top notch workhorse goalie like himself.
And he has no big ego about being the starting goaltender, though for sure he'd prefer to be the man in the crease.

He can just as well share the spotlight as long as it is in the best interest of his team and ALWAYS be ready to play, as he showed when in a timeshare in Vancouver with Cory Schneider.

Thus, even though St. Patrick is the starting netminder, on any night Roy needs a break or Roy goes into a funk, Bobby Lu can step right in, not miss a beat and the team won't lose ANYTHING on quality goaltending