Thanks for the link.
Looks like Uncle Gary went cheap on the voice recognition software.
For our hearing impaired fans, here's a quick translation:
Elaine? You probably figured it out, that's Alain Vingneault.
The next governor of my state? Ron Hextall, of course.
Felony killing? That thing that Lappy is an expert at.
The young goaltender, Kurt? Probably Carter Hart, but could be Kurt Russell.
Roberto Longo and Henrik on quest? A couple old goalies.
Young defensemen, Shane Goss despair, Ivan over and Travis Sandhya? Looks to be Ghost, Provy and a help desk guy from Bangalore.
Dave Axel? Forget about it, you don't want to know.