OT: 83rd Obsequious Banter Thread: Balls to the Wall

[Rebels57]

And while we are busy facing hard truths, The Wire is great for two seasons and sucks buttcheeks after that

Very overrated show. 1st season is amazing. Rest is just varying degrees of good.

 

[Lord Defect]

I couldn’t get past the first episode

 

[Lord Defect]

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin

What is a "gym"?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

What is a "gym"?

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Captain Dave Poulin

1) Bullying is the best form of spotting. Just don't make it hazing.

2) I leave at the protein forcefeed.

 

[Embiid]

Third member of FDA expert committee resigns over Alzheimer's decision

In a letter to acting FDA Commissioner Janet Woodcock on Thursday, Aaron Kesselheim, who had served on the FDA’s advisory committee for nervous system therapies since 2015, wrote that the approval of Biogen’s Aduhelm “was probably the worst drug approval decision in recent U.S. history.”

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Is anyone else watching Clarice?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Holy shit.

The in-laws are putting down their lab tomorrow. It is time. Beefette explains this to The Child. She tells Meatbelle that the dogs body is broken, so a vet is coming to make her feel better but it means she will die and we won't see her again.

This f***ing savage ponders it and replies, "Can I see her broken body?"

 

[Beef Invictus]

UPDATE: the child just spoke with the dog via FaceTime and immediately bellowed "HEY IS YOUR BODY BROKEN"

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Rebels57]

Anyone have a tried and true slow cooker pulled pork recipe they'd like to share?

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Holy shit.

The in-laws are putting down their lab tomorrow. It is time. Beefette explains this to The Child. She tells Meatbelle that the dogs body is broken, so a vet is coming to make her feel better but it means she will die and we won't see her again.

This f***ing savage ponders it and replies, "Can I see her broken body?"

Are we sure she didn’t get swapped with an evil universe twin at some point? Is she sporting a mysterious unexplained goatee, by chance?

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[ajgoal]

Anyone have a tried and true slow cooker pulled pork recipe they'd like to share?

I did something once with molasses and apple cider vinegar, but damned if I can remember it now.

 

[Rebels57]

I did something once with molasses and apple cider vinegar, but damned if I can remember it now.

Recipe I found does use both of those ingredients so it sounds like im on the right track.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Recipe I found does use both of those ingredients so it sounds like im on the right track.

Pulled Pork >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brisket

 

[ajgoal]

Pulled Pork >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brisket

Especially since I can make 50 pulled porks for the price of one brisket.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Recipe I found does use both of those ingredients so it sounds like im on the right track.

The basics are the most important, then you can basically do whatever you want from there. Season and sear the meat first, add some liquid to the crockpot (apple juice/vinegar, bbq sauce with a little water, orange juice and citrus zest for carnitas, etc, etc), then cook on low for 8 hrs or high for 6. Shred and sauce, then consume. When I do carnitas I'll shred it and throw it on a sheet pan in the oven or heat it up in a pan to get some crisp.

f***, now I'm hungry.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Anyone have a tried and true slow cooker pulled pork recipe they'd like to share?

There are also recipes involving root beer or coke that are f***ing amazing.


There's basically no way to f*** up slow cooker pulled pork.

 

[BigToe]

UPDATE: the child just spoke with the dog via FaceTime and immediately bellowed "HEY IS YOUR BODY BROKEN"

Lil Beef > Big Beef

 

[Lord Defect]

Especially since I can make 50 pulled porks for the price of one brisket.

I can make a few dozen hot dogs for the price of a few quality steaks, but it doesn’t mean hot dogs are better.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I can make a few dozen hot dogs for the price of a few quality steaks, but it doesn’t mean hot dogs are better.

Totally different foods here, one is a sandwich and the other is a steak

 

[Lord Defect]

Pulled Pork >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Brisket