OT: 80th Obsequious Banter Thread: Do You Believe In Miracles?

[Beef Invictus]

Sleep is for the weak. You have a bad hockey game to watch.

lol my post in that thread wasn't even finished. It looks like I got halfway through and decided "good enough."

If this is any indication I won't remember much of the game so that's good.

 

[Elvis P]

Who would win a fight between Mighty Mouse and Superman? Supes of course. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon character and Supes is a real guy.

 

[BernieParent]

Wow. You weren’t kidding.
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Yep. No more Mr. Nice Messiah. It's all symbolic, as pretty much all of Revelation is thought to be.

 

[Elvis P]

Bigger story: Shaq wrestling or Baker Mayfield seeing a UFO?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Bigger story: Shaq wrestling or Baker Mayfield seeing a UFO?

Shaq. UFO's are so 2020.

 

[Embiid]

Shaq. UFO's are so 2020.

No they are not!

 

[swami24]

@Hollywood Couturier Maryland is looking at building a monorail along I-270

There is a metro line along 270 from dc, so my guess is this would go from the last metro station out.

 

[swami24]

That graphic is xrated....

Only in the version where a female tilts her head and opens her mouth.

 

[Beef Invictus]

There is a metro line along 270 from dc, so my guess is this would go from the last metro station out.

Correct, I think it connects the rest of the way to Frederick.

 

[ajgoal]

Correct, I think it connects the rest of the way to Frederick.

But nobody rides it, because why go to Frederick?

 

[Beef Invictus]

But nobody rides it, because why go to Frederick?

That was the chief argument against it.

It's kind of weird to jump to "MONORAIL" before bumping 270 to 3 lanes all the way to Frederick.

 

[Lord Defect]

Who is up. My god!

 

[ajgoal]

Who is up. My god!

We all are. Unfortunately. I'd rather be sleeping.

 

[Lord Defect]

We all are. Unfortunately. I'd rather be sleeping.

I’m not even in the right thread...

 

[ajgoal]

I’m not even in the right thread...

There's a reason for that.

 

[Embiid]

Who is up. My god!

This post is Xrated...

 

[Lord Defect]

 

[Embiid]

Well...explains part of our death rate

Covid-19 death rates 10 times higher in countries where most adults are overweight, report finds

 

[Embiid]

Wtf...

Russian ‘Popeye’ who injected arms with petroleum jelly faces more surgery


https://nypost.com/2021/03/04/russian-fighter-popeye-faces-more-surgery-to-remove-fake-muscles/

 

[kudymen]

This is important

 

[Beef Invictus]

NASA is streaming a spacewalk on Twitch

 

[Jack Straw]

NASA is streaming a spacewalk on Twitch

I work for NASA and I didn't know that.

 

[kudymen]

I work for NASA and I didn't know that.

You are immediately even cooler in my eyes, sir (serious)

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Walking Dead is a terrible show, has always been a terrible show, and will only become a terribler show.

 

[Jack Straw]

You are immediately even cooler in my eyes, sir (serious)

Unfortunately I don't do any cool rocket science stuff. Just business type apps for the managers at HQ. I do get some cool emails though.