OT: 71st Obsequious Banter Thread: Hey, we're just one away from revisiting the Zeppinator

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Haven’t read a book in like 5 years. I bought Catch 22 maybe 2 years ago, read 15 pages, and now it’s my mousepad.

 

[BigToe]

What’s the problem, Cap?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What’s the problem, Cap?

Toe, I'm not joking one bit, seriously, when I say that that book is one of the most important books that has ever been written in the English language. It is also hilarious as all ****. You owe it to yourself to find a way to get through it and absorb it and enjoy it. Don't be like that damned zillennial in my class who dismissed it as "not relevant to my generation," which is the single most naive thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

 

[BigToe]

Toe, I'm not joking one bit, seriously, when I say that that book is one of the most important books that has ever been written in the English language. It is also hilarious as all ****. You owe it to yourself to find a way to get through it and absorb it and enjoy it. Don't be like that damned zillennial in my class who dismissed it as "not relevant to my generation," which is the single most naive thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

I don’t have the patience.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I don’t have the patience.

THEN YOU FIND THE PATIENCE! TOE!

 

[JojoTheWhale]

OR AT LEAST BUY A MOUSEPAD. THEY'RE 37 CENTS ON AMAZON.

Hell, you can get a really nice mat that will hold a keyboard/laptop in addition to space for a mouse for $10.

 

[BigToe]

THEN YOU FIND THE PATIENCE! TOE!

OR AT LEAST BUY A MOUSEPAD. THEY'RE 37 CENTS ON AMAZON.

Hell, you can get a really nice mat that will hold a keyboard/laptop in addition to space for a mouse for $10.

Why are you guys yelling at me? That’s so rude.

 

[Chinatown88]

Why are you guys yelling at me? That’s so rude.

It's called proper motivation.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Why are you guys yelling at me? That’s so rude.

I apologize. I'll stop yelling at you and start using you as a mousepad. That seems more fair.

 

[BigToe]

It's called proper motivation.

It’s not gonna work.

I apologize. I'll stop yelling at you and start using you as a mousepad. That seems more fair.

The mousepad part is really bothering you

 

[Magua]

Don't be like that damned zillennial in my class who dismissed it as "not relevant to my generation," which is the single most naive thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

The number 22 is not relevant to Toe's life.

10, maaaaaybe 11 if he had some sort of mutation, but 22? No way.

 

[BigToe]

The number 22 is not relevant to Toe's life.

10, maaaaaybe 11 if he had some sort of mutation, but 22? No way.

I’m confused.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’m confused.

Toe, do you see the correlation here between your confusion and your unwillingness to read? Be the mentee you were meant to be, the ultimate Toetege, and pick up a ****ing book.

 

[BigToe]

Toe, do you see the correlation here between your confusion and your unwillingness to read? Be the mentee you were meant to be, the ultimate Toetege, and pick up a ****ing book.

Maybe I’m an 11. I am a mutant.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Maybe I’m an 11. I am a mutant.

Nah, you're fine. For a Toe.

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

I just finished watching "Mandy" and my god, this is one of the most surreal movies I've seen in a long time. This movie's atmosphere and color and soundtrack definitely sets the hell out of this movie.

 

[Magua]

Maybe I’m an 11. I am a mutant.

Your mutant power would be extra smelly fungal infections.

 

[Amorgus]

I just finished watching "Mandy" and my god, this is one of the most surreal movies I've seen in a long time. This movie's atmosphere and color and soundtrack definitely sets the hell out of this movie.

And it all gets temporarily brought to a screeching halt by the Cheddar Goblin.

 

[PALE PWNR]

Flat clicker

 

[Beef Invictus]

Haven’t read a book in like 5 years. I bought Catch 22 maybe 2 years ago, read 15 pages, and now it’s my mousepad.

I'm so f***ing triggered I actually exploded. It's taken me hours to reconstitute myself.

 

[DancingPanther]

Reading is for squares

Don't let them bully you, @BigToe

 

[Chinatown88]

 

[BigToe]

I'm so ****ing triggered I actually exploded. It's taken me hours to reconstitute myself.

I’m sorry.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

I'm so ****ing triggered I actually exploded. It's taken me hours to reconstitute myself.

you missed a glob on the ceiling

 

[Beef Invictus]

you missed a glob on the ceiling

Eh it's probably not anything important