OT: 71st Obsequious Banter Thread: Hey, we're just one away from revisiting the Zeppinator

[Hollywood Cannon]

I havent watched the new ones, but i watched the old ones.

You know Jorge lost like 125 lbs?

Admittedly don’t even know who Jorge is lol. I watch when my wife watches. So I go in and out.

Just looked him up, looks like he lost 125 pounds while in prison...

 

[Starat327]

Admittedly don’t even know who Jorge is lol. I watch when my wife watches. So I go in and out.

Just looked him up, looks like he lost 125 pounds while in prison...

Lol. Yup. His story was hilarious. His Russian wife used to basically just tell him she was a gold digger.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Lol. Yup. His story was hilarious. His Russian wife used to basically just tell him she was a gold digger.

Was he the one who rented the Audi R8 to pick her up at the airport to impress her and the car didn’t fit like a single suitcase?

 

[Starat327]

Was he the one who rented the Audi R8 to pick her up at the airport to impress her and the car didn’t fit like a single suitcase?

That's the one.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

That's the one.

Good times. Good times.

 

[Starat327]

Good times. Good times.

The young girl from Florida is another riot.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Happy Veterans Day all. I’m not the only service member in here am I? @hatcher , your line 105, you had to serve in ww2 at least.

guilty,happy vets day to all that served and their familys who supported them.

 

[Amorgus]

Amazon Prime has a Rifftrax version of the movie Uninvited that is so bad that it'd still be hysterical without the commentary. It's about some people trapped on a yacht with a killer mutant cat that lives inside a bigger cat for some unknown reason (this is pre Xhibit so I can't blame him). It has evil George Kennedy, the hot daughter from the TV show Coach, and the whitest dancing I may have ever seen. Also they had about four sound effects they reused through the entire f***ing movie, particularly the exact same cat meow used 900 times.

Here's a cat even @Captain Dave Poulin couldn't love!

 

[Cody Webster]

@Captain Dave Poulin,

Please start watching 90 Day Fiancé.

I’m watching the recap show for this season with my wife and oh my god.

Closed on my house Friday. Gotta find the cheapest cable package that had TLC so I can watch this and have no one say a word to me for watching it

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Amazon Prime has a Rifftrax version of the movie Uninvited that is so bad that it'd still be hysterical without the commentary. It's about some people trapped on a yacht with a killer mutant cat that lives inside a bigger cat for some unknown reason (this is pre Xhibit so I can't blame him). It has evil George Kennedy, the hot daughter from the TV show Coach, and the whitest dancing I may have ever seen. Also they had about four sound effects they reused through the entire ****ing movie, particularly the exact same cat meow used 900 times.

Here's a cat even @Captain Dave Poulin couldn't love!
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I couldn't remember who that "hot" actress was, so I googled "coach show daughter," and it brought up the episode "Coach's Daughter" from "Cheers." The daughter was played by ...

 

[Amorgus]

I couldn't remember who that "hot" actress was, so I googled "coach show daughter," and it brought up the episode "Coach's Daughter" from "Cheers." The daughter was played by ...

No that's Allyce Beasley from Moonlighting!

I'm talking Clare Carey. Watching her do aerobics in a bikini in this movie made me want to ask my mom to leave the room.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hey guys, guess who has two thumbs and an internet signal taking its time in coming all the way from Alpha Centauri?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Hollywood Couturier I can't decide whether to just start in on the fourth episode or try to DL the first three beforehand.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Hollywood Couturier I can't decide whether to just start in on the fourth episode or try to DL the first three beforehand.

You should try and watch “90 Day Fiancé: Before the 90 Days” that just ended. I know far more about that season and it was riveting.

I haven’t had a chance to watch an episode from this season yet so I can’t comment about starting on the 4th episode. I thought it started on 11/3 though, so not sure how it’s on a fourth episode off the top of my head.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"I even suspected illegal organ trafficking"

I'm watching the "Journey So Far" one first.

EDIT: OMG "I am seven months pregnant with Jihoon's baby"

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Hollywood Couturier this is almost impossible to sit and watch. Pure cringe.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

OMG this is unmitigated trash. Fascinating.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

She's eating raw bacon and they aren't stopping her. DO SOMETHING, YOU HEFTY BAG!

EDIT: LET THEM HAVE THE ****ING KIMCHI, YOU UTTER DIP****!

 

[BigToe]

I’m only halfway through midsommar and I want to fight all of them.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Hahahaha "Deaven, if you come to Korea, I think you will miss your family." Dad putting in work to keep this human dumpster out of the family.

 

[Tripod]

I am putting it in here for those who don't go into the Menu thread.....watch some episodes of Kenny vs Spenny if you want low budget tv that will make you laugh. If you like Trailer Park Boys, give this a try! Matt Stone and Trey Parker produced some episodes too!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Hollywood Couturier I'm sitting here flinching at this ****. This girl is a nightmare. OMG "I'm watching the C-section (on Skype) with my parents." MAKE IT STOP!

EDIT: "He's putting his hands all the way in." ACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

EDIT2: AGHHHHHHHHH DEMON BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EDIT3: I'm tempted to go put on a condom while watching this just in case by some miracle my evil thoughts about this horrible woman could lead somehow to a hate impregnation and I would be stuck spending a single second in her presence. Make. It. Stop.

EDIT4: Run. Run away. Run away now.

EDIT5: "My whole family anal is so clean."

 

[BigToe]

Bruh... that was like nightmares I have. One of the weirdest movies I’ve ever watched. Don’t have a clue what anything meant.

 

[Chinatown88]

They did a good job fixing Sonic imo. Probably gonna go see this now.

 

[DancingPanther]

I missed the fascist inside joke and am sad. Please someone, make me feel included and explain what happened