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This jawn is fkn tite
OT: 70th Obsequious Banter Thread: Hart asked the number to change to 79; we said no.
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This jawn is fkn tite
Captain Dave Poulin
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"Thunder Road" is absolutely perfect, and you should be ashamed of yourself. Also, "Every Breath You Take" if you plan to be clingy.
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Jenny/867-5309, by Tommy Tutone if you want to be REAL clingy
JojoTheWhale
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Beef Invictus
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"You ain't a beauty but hey you're alright" is an automatic wedding dance disqualifier
Also when the sax kicks in it gets me so pumped I want to flip the bar over and eat all the liquor so don't play that around me
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Easy with that
Speaking of Yes, throw the whole And You and I epic in there. 12 minute dance. No balls
Captain Dave Poulin
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I wish I could show you how to dance to that one, but I'm too lazy. It may sound intuitive, but it would take a time machine for you guys (millennials/zillennials, not pharmacists) to get it right.
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Captain Dave Poulin
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The acoustic version, damn it. And the rest of the song more than makes up for that. It's the ultimate "partner in crime" song, which is perfect, unless your bride is like some boring congresswoman.
This toe isn’t married yet bro.
Captain Dave Poulin
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Captain Dave Poulin
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"These boots were made for walking
But that's not what I do
One of these toes is gonna make
A mockery out of you"
JojoTheWhale
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Carchidi is a huge fan, along with 90% of other sportswriters. Good company.
Captain Dave Poulin
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Yea i noticed, you're not wearing a ring in your pic.
i wanted oh well by fleetwood mac for the wedding dance. the ex said no so we went with color my world by chicago.
Captain Dave Poulin
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I wouldn't mind "I Wanna Sex You Up" by Color Me Badd
Amorgus
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Just saw Joker, which really could've been called Taxi Driver 2: Clown Boogaloo. If you're going to rip someone off, at least rip off a legend! Regardless, it was intense and very well done. I'd love it if a second actor won an Oscar for playing the Joker.
Captain Dave Poulin
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my ding a ling by chuck berry would be a good one too.
Why not just go all in with 2 live crew - the f*** shop
Amorgus
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My brother's youth hockey team would blast 2 Live Crew before every game. No surprise that their coach was an alcoholic racist who'd pass out on the bench frequently. It was hilarious hearing a bunch of kids singing "Hey we want some p*ssy!" echoing through the heat ducts out to the rink.
The best part about moving out of New Jersey 12 years ago was not having to listen to 40-year-old white guys telling me how brilliant Springsteen is.
Jtown
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Springsteen and the STones are the most overrated musicians of all f***ing time.
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