OT: 70th Obsequious Banter Thread: Hart asked the number to change to 79; we said no.

[Lord Defect]

I got Pour some sugar on me and Penetration by Iggy Pop and the stooges ready on standby for my shotgun wedding.

But in all seriousness.

Might as well toss on Closer from Nine Inch Nails while your at it.

 

[Lord Defect]

I’m trying to sell a bunch of paintball gear, on Craigslist. I keep getting emails asking if I still have it. And then nothing back in response. If feels like people are concerned that I am selling the stuff but have no interest in buying it.

 

[FlyingPhilly]

Honestly who else would do this?

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Honestly who else would do this?

It happened in the NFL before.

 

[FlyingPhilly]

It happened in the NFL before.

Man the commentary makes it even more amusing
I thought the student council does the broadcasting for school games

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

El Camino was really not needed.

It was needed for Aaron Paul to try and stay relevant.

 

[Striiker]

Why did they make it?

Oh yeah...

 

[Starat327]

Seriously, you people are the absolute worst. I will shame this crowd every chance I get.

 

[Lord Defect]

Seriously, you people are the absolute worst. I will shame this crowd every chance I get.

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I’m not sure what the crowd is or what your shaming here.

 

[Starat327]

I’m not sure what the crowd is or what your shaming here.

There's enough room for exactly one (1) person to walk down the airport terminal because these f***ing dolts think crowding around their gate will get them off the ground faster.

 

[Tripod]

@Captain Dave Poulin watching The Others Guys and the wife says. "I like Michael Keaton".

How you like them apples?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Captain Dave Poulin watching The Others Guys and the wife says. "I like Michael Keaton".

How you like them apples?

It's OK. She doesn't have anyone up there in the house with a functioning brain to explain some things to her. I'll send her an updated copy of my book, "The Omnibus of Things Which Do and Do Not Suck"

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Seriously, you people are the absolute worst. I will shame this crowd every chance I get.

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I agree, someone standing next to an ATM taking pictures of it is unbelievable.

Identity theft is not a joke, Starat.

 

[VladDrag]

Disclaimer - Not a huge Beatles fan, but as a musician with some degree of *formal* training (15 years of guitar playing; 3 years of formal Music Theory in high school where we studied the Beatles progressions in class, 1 in college, and 1 class in history of rock music) I feel there's a need to defend them a bit.

Beatles*

*I read your ensuing posts as well, where you addressed this as well. *

It's truly hard to overrate The Beatles. They were the first is so many categories. Their influence on music today cannot be understated. Not just pop music, either. It's okay to not like them, but you gotta give credit when credit is do. Music today would look extremely different if the Beatles did not exist.

The Beatles got great when they grew up, did drugs, and got psychedelic as ****. How many boy bands actually evolve into something worth a damn?

They were one of the tightest bands of all time even at the beginning. The weren't just a group of attractive young men who could kind of sing; they were truly talented musicians. They were able to produce perfect vocal harmonies during the live shows - the one's where the teenie boppers were screaming their lungs out. I guess what I'm saying is - they were always great musicians.

 

[kudymen]

"The Omnibus of Things Which Do and Do Not Suck"

would you fetch me one copy too, pls?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

would you fetch me one copy too, pls?

Just listen to everything I say on here and assume (correctly) that I am right. That should do the trick until I can afford the shipping costs of sending a massive Bible-sized book to the former Czechoslovakia.

 

[kudymen]

Just listen to everything I say on here and assume (correctly) that I am right.

Lol that's the Mango philosophy

 

[dragonoffrost]

When that movie came out friends of mine opened the door to a Denny's and sang it to a waitress over a PA system that was in a car that happened to be parked right across from the door. It was cringeworthy.

 

[Danko]

Disney tweeting out everything thats gonna be on Disney+ at launch, pretty awesome lineup

 

[Amorgus]

I freaking forgot to bring my anxiety medicine for my trip to Buffalo today, which makes my panic even edgier. Wish me luck!

 

[Amorgus]

Disclaimer - Not a huge Beatles fan, but as a musician with some degree of *formal* training (15 years of guitar playing; 3 years of formal Music Theory in high school where we studied the Beatles progressions in class, 1 in college, and 1 class in history of rock music) I feel there's a need to defend them a bit.



*I read your ensuing posts as well, where you addressed this as well. *

It's truly hard to overrate The Beatles. They were the first is so many categories. Their influence on music today cannot be understated. Not just pop music, either. It's okay to not like them, but you gotta give credit when credit is do. Music today would look extremely different if the Beatles did not exist.


They were one of the tightest bands of all time even at the beginning. The weren't just a group of attractive young men who could kind of sing; they were truly talented musicians. They were able to produce perfect vocal harmonies during the live shows - the one's where the teenie boppers were screaming their lungs out. I guess what I'm saying is - they were always great musicians.

That is something they'll always have over what we consider "boy bands": they wrote and played their own damn music.

 

[dragonoffrost]

I freaking forgot to bring my anxiety medicine for my trip to Buffalo today, which makes my panic even edgier. Wish me luck!

If you use a chain pharmacy go to the local one and hope they can get you enough for your trip.

 

[Amorgus]

If you use a chain pharmacy go to the local one and hope they can get you enough for your trip.

I'm hoping the long car ride will take the edge off. I got a little drunker than planned yesterday afternoon so I'm a bit more sensitive than I'd like to be today.

 

[dragonoffrost]

I'm hoping the long car ride will take the edge off. I got a little drunker than planned yesterday afternoon so I'm a bit more sensitive than I'd like to be today.

Keep what I said in mind as a backup plan

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Music is so subjective I really don’t care enough to argue with people over what think is good or not.

We all have our guilty pleasures that aren’t the coolest to admit for example.