OT: 64th Obsequious Banter Thread: Patrick and Provorov Before They Were Cool

[Beef Invictus]

Welp, woke up and had to have emergency dental surgery.

Good start to the weekend.

What did you do in your sleep? Did you sleepwalk to a hammer and use it to lay siege to your mouth?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What did you do in your sleep? Did you sleepwalk to a hammer and use it to lay siege to your mouth?

Keep reading.

You also may have watched a stream of me sleeping and I had a similar result to Embiid.

 

[BigToe]

I mean, it's going to be nothing next to the influx of babies named "Misha"

#PrepareYoselvesHoes

I’d definitely name my kid Misha.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I’d definitely name my kid Misha.

#PrepareYoselvesToes

 

[Beef Invictus]

Keep reading.

You also may have watched a stream of me sleeping and I had a similar result to Embiid.

You aren't supposed to make new teeth. You need a different mutant power.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

You aren't supposed to make new teeth. You need a different mutant power.

"The way I see it, I can do whatever I want."

 

[Magua]

We actually named him Nolan. Not specifically in honor of NoPa. But I was watching a game, thinking about baby names, JJ called his name.... I thought it was a relatively unique name but not too stupid/uncommon.

I hope everyone is doing well, good sir!

I don’t want to be that guy on the birth of your beautiful child, Nolan........BUT.....I think you may regret not naming him Elias or maybe Miro or maybe Casey. Just sayin.

 

[Foggy14]

I think this is the right place to post this info...

My baby delivered our first child at 6:01 this AM. It's a boy! Super excited.

You'll be ahead of the game after the win the Cup this year and the influx of babies named Nolan start!

I mean, it's going to be nothing next to the influx of babies named "Misha"

#PrepareYoselvesHoes

Congrats, Vlad!

"Nolan" is good.

So is "Misha".

I'd advise against "Pimp." Way too hard for a five year old to explain.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I hope everyone is doing well, good sir!

I don’t want to be that guy on the birth of your beautiful child, Nolan........BUT.....I think you may regret not naming him Elias or maybe Miro or maybe Casey. Just sayin.

Are you saying it's time for dadpanic?

 

[Lord Defect]

I think this is the right place to post this info...

My baby delivered our first child at 6:01 this AM. It's a boy! Super excited.

Congrats!

 

[VladDrag]

I hope everyone is doing well, good sir!

I don’t want to be that guy on the birth of your beautiful child, Nolan........BUT.....I think you may regret not naming him Elias or maybe Miro or maybe Casey. Just sayin.

I do not think its fair to criticize the name selection at the time of birth when he might look like an Elias or Miro or Casey a year or two after the birth.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I do not think its fair to criticize the name selection at the time of birth when he might look like an Elias or Miro or Casey a year or two after the birth.

Yeah, we should wait and let Nolan Drag grow into his name at his own pace.

 

[Tripod]

Finally watched the Solo movie tonight. No issue with it. Wasn't blown away, didn't think it sucked.

 

[Jtown]

best ufc fight ever

 

[Tripod]

best ufc fight ever

Crazy ending.

 

[BigToe]

THIS IS CRAZY

 

[Striiker]

Finally watched the Solo movie tonight. No issue with it. Wasn't blown away, didn't think it sucked.

I thought it would have been received better if it was just a movie in the Star Wars universe, instead of a "Han Solo" movie. He didn't seem even remotely close to being like Han, either visually or personality-wise.

 

[Jray42]

I didn’t buy the PPV so I’m reading bits and pieces and reactions to the antics that happened after the fight but I don’t know exactly what happened

What happened

 

[Striiker]

I didn’t buy the PPV so I’m reading bits and pieces and reactions to the antics that happened after the fight but I don’t know exactly what happened

What happened

Immediately after the fight ended, Khabib jumped over the cage and went after one of Connors coaches. Then, while that was going on, one of Khabibs friends jumped into the ring and punched Connor from behind, even though Connor did absolutely nothing.

 

[Jtown]

I didn’t buy the PPV so I’m reading bits and pieces and reactions to the antics that happened after the fight but I don’t know exactly what happened

What happened

khabib dominated. Then went jumped the cage and went after mcgregor's crew. In all fairness mcgregor's crew were talking shit all match. Then khabib's training partner jumped the cage and punched mcgregor. it was crazy and awesome

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

They should have let that guy that suckered McGregor defend himself.

 

[Pablo Sanchez]

Khabib just beat up Conor and his whole team

 

[Striiker]

They should have let that guy that suckered McGregor defend himself.

Yeah, he and Khabib deserved to get their heads caved in.

Pieces of trash.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

The security or whatever did do a good job of keeping that from really getting out of hand though.

 

[BigToe]

Wonder what’s gonna happen now.