20-21 Season Tank Thread: The playoff dream is over

[PuckMunchkin]

Most of us gave up hope on the draft. I'd gladly trade this year's first round pick to ship Benning's ass to the remotest part of Earth aka China.

Yeah.. Also fun: My other teams are the Cincinatti Bengals and Houston Rockets.

 

[iceburg]

Horvat is day to day, but then again they did say the same about Pettersson.

Hopefully that means no fracture. But deep bruises can take a long time.

 

[Izzy Goodenough]

Horvat is day to day, but then again they did say the same about Pettersson.

Perfect, now the entire organization is day to day.

 

[Fatass]

Looks like we are still bottom 10. Really need to get into the bottom five. I think our current AHL roster can get us there.

 

[Izzy Goodenough]

Nucks are about to be buyers.

Fits FAQ's MO:

 

[Love]

So when does Benning announce Tanner Pearson's 5x5 extension?

 

[LordBacon]

Most of us gave up hope on the draft. I'd gladly trade this year's first round pick to ship Benning's ass to the remotest part of Earth aka China.

We don’t want more dumb people here,
take him somewhere else

 

[valkynax]

Yeah.. Also fun: My other teams are the Cincinatti Bengals and Houston Rockets.

You have my deepest sympathy.

We don’t want more dumb people here,
take him somewhere else

Ok fine I'll email Elon Musk and ask him to take Jim to Mars.

 

[Hit the post]

We don’t want more dumb people here

*******runs and hides******

 

[mail]

Yeah.. Also fun: My other teams are the Cincinatti Bengals and Houston Rockets.

Lol Rockets. Even without their key rookie, the Hornets take the dub tonight I think.

Anyways, the Canucks are due for a losing streak. Hoping they fall bottom 5 but 5 to 10 is a more realistic outcome. We need to pull a Houston Rockets specialty.

 

[Vancouver_2010]

I just hope they never won a single game again

 

[Jack Burton]

Tank time peeps!

I can feel it.

Went on their annual run...injuries hit and now implosion time!
Year after year after year after year after year...I could literally set my watch to it

Let's go and please lay a good beat down

 

[Hyzer]

Tank is firing on all cylinders, lads

 

[I am toxic]

 

[mathonwy]

Now we're cooking with gas.

 

[Dab]

Benning is the king of the unintentional tank.

 

[December5th]

this is the final nail in the coffin and put into the incinerator

 

[CpatainCanuck]

Nuclear Artillery...not a tank.

 

[Bonham]

Tank back on track.

Currently 8th last by point percentage.

19 games left, 11 on the road and 8 at home. 7 game road trip coming up.

4 of their remaining home games are against the Leafs and Oilers.

Sens are hopefully due for a game or two. Bottom 4 is likely set but you never know with the Sens games. Fifth last would place them sixth in the lottery with Seattle.

Still a solid shot at a good pick.

 

[likash]

This is some King Tiger tank game. Demko is playing average to good and we got destroyed.

Where are those Fredo tweets?

 

[Jack Burton]

 

[vanuck]

Big fat L. Let's gooooooooooo!

 

[PuckMunchkin]

Lol Rockets. Even without their key rookie, the Hornets take the dub tonight I think.

Anyways, the Canucks are due for a losing streak. Hoping they fall bottom 5 but 5 to 10 is a more realistic outcome. We need to pull a Houston Rockets specialty.

Yeah.

Daryll was my kind of GM, now he is gone as is Harden.


Bengals on the other hand... Have an elite QB drafted 1 year ago. They build no OLine for him and lo and behold his knee gets blown to bits before the season ended. Now in free agency they've decided to basically bring back the same, league worst OLine back for another go. Rip Joe Burrow.

 

[Jack Burton]

Time to tank and reclaim assets.

If theirs ever going to be a year. ......C'mon Jimmy!

 

[Jack Burton]

I'm rooting for him!