Speculation: Offseason Thread Pt IV

[Chardo]

Need a vodka league. The Russian competition would be good.

 

[LeapOnOver]

Kreider would get a lifetime ban.

And Pat Lafontaine, lol. He did this so much my goalie buddy and I had a running joke. If he stoned me too many times I would just shout, "Pat Lafontaine goal!" and skate straight at him and put all three of us in the back of the net.

 

[LeapOnOver]

I play in a non-alcoholic beer league now. No, skates, no ice, no sticks, no equipment, no nets, no players. It's actually just a couch and a TV.

 

[notDatsyuk]

Classic beer league sweater:

On the front: "We play dump and chase".

On the back: "Without the chase".


I got six stitches from a Brendan Shanahan slapshot in a summer beer league (I was in net).

 

[pursuit81]

If the skater slides into the goalie that would be contact, so in the wine cooler league that would be no goal, and a 5 minute major and game misconduct.

He'd like to make the call except the 12 yr old kid who's reffing knows his mother is waiting to pick him up and if he calls a game misconduct he's going to have to write a report for the supervisor of officials. Plus he's got a math quiz tomorrow. No call.

 

[scott99]

I play in a non-alcoholic beer league now. No, skates, no ice, no sticks, no equipment, no nets, no players. It's actually just a couch and a TV.

I'm in the same league.

 

[scott99]

Classic beer league sweater:

On the front: "We play dump and chase".

On the back: "Without the chase".


I got six stitches from a Brendan Shanahan slapshot in a summer beer league (I was in net).

At least you stopped the puck (right ?)

 

[13th Floor]

I play in a non-alcoholic beer league now. No, skates, no ice, no sticks, no equipment, no nets, no players. It's actually just a couch and a TV.

If that TV has the Islanders on, there is a shitload of alcohol involved.

 

[DalGoal4Cups]

A lot of guys here are going to be pleasantly surprised when MDC puts up 20g-25a +9 2 fights and 2nd line PP time. I won't be surprised though. It's a lock.

 

[Lame Lambert]

A lot of guys here are going to be pleasantly surprised when MDC puts up 20g-25a +9 2 fights and 2nd line PP time. I won't be surprised though. It's a lock.

 

[13th Floor]

A lot of guys here are going to be pleasantly surprised when MDC puts up 20g-25a +9 2 fights and 2nd line PP time. I won't be surprised though. It's a lock.

Oh, you're back after all of your predictions last year came true?

 

[DalGoal4Cups]

Oh, you're back after all of your predictions last year came true?

Explain to me how I was wrong on MDC last season? You can see my posts from last years camp seeing the change in him. He had a great year last season in the AHL, AHL all star. Was pacing for 40 goals. His roll on the isles last season was mainly 3rd line no PP. He's defensively responsible. Played what? 2 games with barzal? It's guaranteed that MDC has a great season next year.

 

[Richie Daggers Crime]

Columbus just signed Marko Dano. What the f*** are you doing, Lou? Wake up!

 

[Sparksrus3]

Another slow NYI offseason when NHL beer league hockey is the main topic....

Don't forget the Shana Avery thread and the Tanner Fritz signing

 

[LeapOnOver]

If that TV has the Islanders on, there is a ****load of alcohol involved.

It turns into a grain alcohol league in October...

 

[doublechili]

Columbus just signed Marko Dano. What the **** are you doing, Lou? Wake up!

Seriously. We missed out on Panarin. After him, who exactly have we missed? For example, I thank God every day we didn't overpay Dzingle.

 

[Big L]

A lot of guys here are going to be pleasantly surprised when MDC puts up 20g-25a +9 2 fights and 2nd line PP time. I won't be surprised though. It's a lock.

I’d also be pleasantly surprised if Patty Guggenheim showed up naked and drunk at my front door. Neither of which are going to happen.

 

[LeapOnOver]

Seriously. We missed out on Panarin. After him, who exactly have we missed? For example, I thank God every day we didn't overpay Dzingle.

Judging by most of his posts, no, I don't think he was serious.

 

[Tres Peleches]

Judging by most of his posts, no, I don't think he was serious.

Judging by his post I think he agree with the poster he quoted

 

[doublechili]

Judging by his post I think he agree with the poster he quoted

Bingo.

 

[BelovedIsles]

A lot of guys here are going to be pleasantly surprised when MDC puts up 20g-25a +9 2 fights and 2nd line PP time. I won't be surprised though. It's a lock.

Is someone drinking too many wine coolers.

 

[Kevin27NYI]

Id take a 10 goal campaign from Dal colle and be happy

 

[notDatsyuk]

At least you stopped the puck (right ?)

I'd robbed him a couple of times through the game, and right near the end, he blasted a slapshot that caught me on the forehead and split the skin. The worst part was sitting in the emergency room in almost full goal equipment on a hot August night, after playing for over an hour.

 

[crasherino]

I’d also be pleasantly surprised if Patty Guggenheim showed up naked and drunk at my front door. Neither of which are going to happen.

Who's Patrick Guggenheim????

 

[Uncle Duke]

Is someone drinking too many wine coolers.

Sugar-laden faux fruit punch + bad wine = wine cooler. One wine cooler is too many.