OT: 112th Obsequious Banter Thread: Nearing the Halfway Point of the Year

[Beef Invictus]

This dude is dressed like Billy Madison

 

[Beef Invictus]

The f*** is the John Lennon guy in the background doing? He pulls out a cigarette, tries to light it with another unlit cigarette from the same pack, quietly gives up, then pulls some kind of chicken bone out of his pants to start chewing on it. No way this man would be allowed to exist by his coworkers. This is an unrealistic movie.

 

[Beef Invictus]

One girl scoffs at the idea of Godzilla attacking, and immediately her father pisses on himself before getting stomped on by Godzilla. And this Lennon dude isn't vaporized by a monster for his daily existence? How inconsistent.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Oh so this was a failed suicide party? This movie is pretty dark for a non-1954 Godzilla film.

No, it was a very successful remembrance of youth. The near-death charcoal parts were just for comic effect.

 

[Beef Invictus]

No, it was a very successful remembrance of youth. The near-death charcoal parts were just for comic effect.

This film just turned a businessman trying to hang himself in the woods with his tie into a slapstick bit, lol holy shit

 

[Beef Invictus]

Sometimes I think about all the great TV and movies I've missed the last few years, and how whenever I get time to watch things I use it on something like this.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I should probably just take the dogs out and do Diablo.

 

[Magua]

Sometimes I think about all the great TV and movies I've missed the last few years, and how whenever I get time to watch things I use it on something like this.

I've just been half-watching The Best Years of Our Lives on TCM. Can't wait until Warner Bros. Discovery gets rid of TCM for more fixer upper shows.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I've just been half-watching The Best Years of Our Lives on TCM. Can't wait until Warner Bros. Discovery gets rid of TCM for more fixer upper shows.

Apparently Spielberg and PTA aren't going to let them f*** around with it, thank God.

 

[Magua]

Apparently Spielberg and PTA aren't going to let them f*** around with it, thank God.

And Scorsese. I want everyone involved in firing 70/90 TCM employees, because it's not as profitable as Honey Boo Boo, to be thrown into a baboon furnace. Preferably shown in black and white in Academy aspect ratio.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

And Scorsese. I want everyone involved in firing 70/90 TCM employees to be thrown into a baboon furnace. Preferably in black and white in Academy aspect ratio.

I'll get the charcoal.

 

[DancingPanther]

f*** these people in the neighborhood setting off fireworks. Snoop is horrified

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

A former OceanGate submersible pilot said the company's Titan vessel was a 'lemon' and not safe to dive, report says

David Lochridge, the company's chief submersible pilot, was fired after raising concerns about OceanGate's testing protocol, The New Yorker said.

www.insider.com

If any of the remains are identified as his they should be shot

Do we know what depth the implosion happened at yet? I would just leave them down there with a warning sign.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I've just been half-watching The Best Years of Our Lives on TCM. Can't wait until Warner Bros. Discovery gets rid of TCM for more fixer upper shows.

My rage would burn a hole to the mantle.

 

[Lord Defect]

lol every time anyone is even remotely disrespectful in this film there are instant, severe, deadly consequences.

Sounds like their version of slasher films. Smoke? Dead. Drink? Dead. Premarital sex? Dead.

I should probably just take the dogs out and do Diablo.

What kinda build you running?

 

[Flybynite]

Pope Formosus. The Cadaver Synod. Nobody present had a good time.

Nothing says "Yes, we completely and 100% believe in our faith" than digging up the corpse of a Pope who's been dead 7 months so the new Pope can put the old Pope on trial.

Dude was dead. Pretty sure at that point he falls under GOD'S judgement according to your own doctrine.

This film just turned a businessman trying to hang himself in the woods with his tie into a slapstick bit, lol holy shit

Oh so this movie can joke about people hanging themselves in the forest to commit suicide, but make a few jokes on stream about a suicide victim and I'm the bad buy - Logan Paul

 

[Flybynite]

f*** these people in the neighborhood setting off fireworks. Snoop is horrified

• Cannot be ignited or discharged on public or private property without permission of the property owner
• Cannot be directed at another person
• Cannot be discharged from or directed at a building or vehicle
• Cannot be discharged within 150 feet of a building or vehicle regardless if the building or vehicle is owned by the user of the fireworks

This thing being violated all the time from pretty much anyone setting them off in Philadelphia.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Sounds like their version of slasher films. Smoke? Dead. Drink? Dead. Premarital sex? Dead.


What kinda build you running?

Summoner Necro with blight and doodoo puddles corpse explosion. I've also fit Decrepify into the mix by leaning fully into the summoning and putting my golem smash in my basic attack slot

 

[Flybynite]

He got up and walked away. Reminds me seeing those Phillies opening day vids of Kite Man crashing

 

[PDX Flyer]

Live action shot of a forest fire just outside of Hood River OR on the Washington side. As we drove by two planes did a swoop into the River to fill up with water.

 

[Lord Defect]

Live action shot of a forest fire just outside of Hood River OR on the Washington side. As we drove by two planes did a swoop into the River to fill up with water. View attachment 725684

Those pilots have some of the biggest balls around

 

[Lindberg]

American city designs are a classic failure in how to actually build roadways and livable cities.

The death of suburbia can't come fast enough for me.

 

[Embiid]

• Cannot be ignited or discharged on public or private property without permission of the property owner
• Cannot be directed at another person
• Cannot be discharged from or directed at a building or vehicle
• Cannot be discharged within 150 feet of a building or vehicle regardless if the building or vehicle is owned by the user of the fireworks

This thing being violated all the time from pretty much anyone setting them off in Philadelphia.

Sounds like a job for Firework enforcement cameras.....

 

[Embiid]

So there has been a crazy amount of rental development in the city including NW of downtown where I reside.....pretty much figured the reasons explained in this PhillyMag article....good write up. I knew New Yorkers were coming here as a result of the pandemic...surprised Bostonians and DCers did as well. Also surprised students were sticking around after graduating...

In any event, affordable housing nationwide will continue to be a problem with the cost of borrowing to remain high, high debt to income ratios, high cost of living etc etc. Home ownership will be out of reach to an increasing number of americans and the landlord feudal class will increase.

Apartment Construction Is Booming. How Will That Change Philly?

For more than a century, the city’s fundamental building block has been the rowhome. That may soon change.

www.phillymag.com

 

[landsbergfan]

Puckdoku

Guess NHL players based on team, season, and stats. Choose wisely, as you only get 9 shots to fill the board.

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