OT: 111th Obsequious Banter Thread: If threads were floors, this would be the tallest building in America

[ellja3]

One of the problems with that is that the long grass gives a lot of room for ticks, which can hop animals and onto your awesome dogs.

I have an awesome raccoon who eats the leftover cat food every night now. Adorable as f***.

Can I borrow the said raccoon?

 

[Cody Webster]

It's so bad out, they now have the air quality on the weather widget

 

[ellja3]

The other day I did 5k, intending to do more, so I would hope to do 7-8 miles, on a great day I can get to 11.

Good luck!

 

[Beef Invictus]

My air quality index is 179 and getting worse and this is pretty rough. No thanks to being in NY or Canada.

The Child's school should cancel recess

 

[wankstifier]

Wear an N95 or better if you must go outside. Otherwise, stay indoors. People shouldn't be working in those conditions

 

[Beef Invictus]

192 just east of me. So much for going to my favorite deli there to get poutine for my burnt wife, this is bad enough here.

 

[GKJ]

Yeah this looks like a double elliptical day. Need more podcasts to put out more Briere content

 

[DancingPanther]

192 just east of me. So much for going to my favorite deli there to get poutine for my burnt wife, this is bad enough here.

Wait where are you?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Wait where are you?

Centreville, Virginia. Closest air monitor is Clifton though. Fairfax is 192.

We have had this smoke for a while now, but this is the worst it's been

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yeah if I'm outside at all I spend ten minutes hacking a lung up after

I don't typically get the coughing but I do get pretty much immediate migraines and at times it's lead to vomiting.

Well that happened once when I was in Alaska when I was younger and Denali was on fire and we were like right there and I think one other time.

Probably something to do with the level of oxygen getting into my system compared to normal because when I work out it happens sometimes because I "forget" to breathe and then get nauseous.

 

[Jack Straw]

One of the problems with that is that the long grass gives a lot of room for ticks, which can hop animals and onto your awesome dogs.

I have an awesome raccoon who eats the leftover cat food every night now. Adorable as f***.

I have a fenced area in the back yard so the dogs don’t go in the area where the high grass is. That doesn’t mean that ticks can‘t get transported in by squirrels or whatever but I think the risk is ok. I’ve found more ticks on myself than on the dogs actually, just from working outside the fenced yard.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I don't typically get the coughing but I do get pretty much immediate migraines and at times it's lead to vomiting.

Well that happened once when I was in Alaska when I was younger and Denali was on fire and we were like right there and I think one other time.

Probably something to do with the level of oxygen getting into my system compared to normal because when I work out it happens sometimes because I "forget" to breathe and then get nauseous.

Do you want me to beat you up

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Do you want me to beat you up

Sometimes, Beef, sometimes.

 

[Danko]

This is my 10,000 post. It only took me 20 years, but i finally made it. I likely won't be around for 20k at that rate, so im gonna appreciate this. Here's some stuff that i like/liked:

Eric Lindros:


Peter Forsberg & Simon Gagne - The Dynamic Duo.


Mike Richards - The Shift:


Claude Giroux - The Shift


Flyers come back from down 3-0 against Boston:

 

[SolidSnakeUS]

It's so bad out, they now have the air quality on the weather widget
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Mine current says 440 on my phone.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I love watching raccoons use their hands

It is so f***ing adorable. He picks up the little pieces of cat food and sticks them in his mouth I could watch it for hours, the fat bastard.

 

[Superman33]

The Camp Fire smell reached the Jersey Shore last night around 10. This morning it was rather visible as I couldn't see any of the AC hotels about 2 miles away and it is currently semi hazy.

But the good news is my dad said this smoke can't be from Canada because that air will go to England first...

 

[Beef Invictus]

It is so f***ing adorable. He picks up the little pieces of cat food and sticks them in his mouth I could watch it for hours, the fat bastard.

I like the excited finger wiggle when they're about to get something they want

 

[Beef Invictus]

The Camp Fire smell reached the Jersey Shore last night around 10. This morning it was rather visible as I couldn't see any of the AC hotels about 2 miles away and it is currently semi hazy.

But the good news is my dad said this smoke can't be from Canada because that air will go to England first...

Where does he propose it is from

 

[Jack Straw]

One of the problems with that is that the long grass gives a lot of room for ticks, which can hop animals and onto your awesome dogs.

I have an awesome raccoon who eats the leftover cat food every night now. Adorable as f***.

Just some Canadian dude feeding some racoons

 

[Striiker]

The air is spicy outside.

It looks like I’m in any film that takes place in Mexico.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Just some Canadian dude feeding some racoons

I've watched that at least 100 times since I first saw it.

I like the excited finger wiggle when they're about to get something they want

He also stands up on his hind legs like a meerkat and stares at me through the door.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Seems like a pertinent time to share one of my favorite videos on the internet.

 

[Embiid]

Nobody will believe Chuck can get laid if they deepfake this pic

Crooks can turn your photos into explicit deepfakes and blackmail you, FBI warns

Social media users are being urged to check their privacy settings - as the FBI has warned that criminals could be turning your profile pictures into deepfake porn to blackmail you

www.dailystar.co.uk

 

[FLYguy3911]

Thanks for the shitty air Canada.