Wally, I like you. But despite that, I’m afraid I need to enter the fray and possibly ruin your day. The number of truly nutty takes going on here has caused me to want to throw my hat in the ring.
I warn you up front, I’m not very good at this (to quote Martin Short “I am actually not a strong swimmer”) but I’m quite enthusiastic and have been doing some calisthenics in my living room this afternoon to get mentally sharp.
First up. Connor McDavid. It involves some salary retention, yes. But that is more than made up for by the fact that it centers around a sexy little package of Anton Blidh and a very slightly injured Johnny Moore. Now before you shoot me down, I’m throwing in a pick. Not a high one I admit, but a pick none the........
Wait!! Phone is ringing. My scout in the field, Davey Nostrils (long story) is calling in. Be right back everyone. Hang tight for a min.