WWE superstar Elias chirps the city of Toronto and the Maple Leafs

[Rodgerwilco]

Completely forgot the WWE still exists. Used to be great when I was younger and then they got all PG and corny.

Is the implication here that wrestling was at one point not corny? Macho Man is a legend, but that's about as corny as it gets. lol. Those guys back then were caricatures of every stereotype of person.

 

[VickAshley]

How tf do people not know what kimonos are? That's a Japanese thing that crossed the pond that I thought people were pretty well aware of.

Plus, in addition to that it's actually a VERY masculine thing to wear because if you are a man who wears florals then you open your-self up to the beta male attacks on your masculinity because they are threatened by your ability to pull it off, it's literally a masculine statement in fashion to "rock" floral patterns that are considered by the beta males as "too feminine."

 

[ACC1224]

Plus, in addition to that it's actually a VERY masculine thing to wear because if you are a man who wears florals then you open your-self up to the beta male attacks on your masculinity because they are threatened by your ability to pull it off, it's literally a masculine statement in fashion to "rock" floral patterns that are considered by the beta males as "too feminine."

Yep and they wear g-strings purely for comfort.

 

[BonMorrison]

Plus, in addition to that it's actually a VERY masculine thing to wear because if you are a man who wears florals then you open your-self up to the beta male attacks on your masculinity because they are threatened by your ability to pull it off, it's literally a masculine statement in fashion to "rock" floral patterns that are considered by the beta males as "too feminine."

I f***ing love floral patterned short sleeve button-up shirts tbh. It's like my entire summer wardrobe.

 

[New Jersey]

Elias is privy to the fact that triggering someone from Toronto is as easy as taking the Leafs' name in vain.

Nevermind 52 years.

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Plus, in addition to that it's actually a VERY masculine thing to wear because if you are a man who wears florals then you open your-self up to the beta male attacks on your masculinity because they are threatened by your ability to pull it off, it's literally a masculine statement in fashion to "rock" floral patterns that are considered by the beta males as "too feminine."

 

[VickAshley]

I ****ing love floral patterned short sleeve button-up shirts tbh. It's like my entire summer wardrobe.

I wear those Hawaiian floral patterned buttoned-down shirts and cut the sleeves off at the shoulder and literally would LOVE to have some guy tell me that I'm dressing like a girl right into my face IRL. I would LOVE THAT.

 

[New Jersey]

I wear those Hawaiian floral patterned buttoned-down shirts and cut the sleeves off at the shoulder and literally would LOVE to have some guy tell me that I'm dressing like a girl right into my face IRL. I would LOVE THAT.

wait are you in character?

you should try out for wwe.

 

[VickAshley]

Seriously! I mean are you ****ing kidding me? I'd love to see some Leafs Fan come up to this guy ^^^ and tell him he's wearing his grandma's morning jacket, he'd literally joint-lock their arms out of their sockets and break their ****s with his knee. And it would only take a matter of SECONDS.

 

[BonMorrison]

 

[loyaltotheend]

Plus, in addition to that it's actually a VERY masculine thing to wear because if you are a man who wears florals then you open your-self up to the beta male attacks on your masculinity because they are threatened by your ability to pull it off, it's literally a masculine statement in fashion to "rock" floral patterns that are considered by the beta males as "too feminine."

The ultimate non-man uses terms like "beta male". Fastest way to tell everyone you're insecure. Just priceless

 

[BonMorrison]

WWE needs to get on the @VickAshley train before it's too late.

Dude could be NXT champ in like a year.

 

[John Price]

 

[VickAshley]

wait are you in character?

you should try out for wwe.

Maybe I will some day, right now I'm focused on totally natty lifestyle but we'll see how big it gets me.

 

[sabremike]

So when they punch or kick each other in the face, it's with the same impact and force as UFC?

No?

Then it's fake.

I am literally BEGGING someone to post the Dave Shultz-John Stossel clip! "You think this is fake???" The funniest thing about it is Fuji laughing in the background.

 

[VickAshley]

The ultimate non-man uses terms like "beta male". Fastest way to tell everyone you're insecure. Just priceless

WRONG

 

[BonMorrison]

 

[loyaltotheend]

WRONG

Cool dude. I saw you followed up the post I quoted hoping to fight about your shirt and getting very excited about Seagal.
You will either never understand, or your doing a bit. Either way, carry on Hoss lol

 

[lomiller1]

As someone who is fine with it all, it really does bother me when people even bother to say the two companies compare: they do not. One is vastly superior, even when its booking blows (WWE).

Main roster WWE is not good but the stuff they do with NXT is amazing. Match quality and booking are on par with New Japan but they have WWE production value. IMO Ciampa – Gargano is the best wrestling feud in recent memory.

 

[Dr Pepper]

Hell of a difference between "fake" and "scripted", folks.

Wrestlers go through a hell of a lot to do what they do.

 

[SnuggaRUDE]

Jericho is a Winnipeg boy

@irunthepeg

... who was born just outside of NYC? "NEW YORK CITY!?"

 

[DudeWhereIsMakar]

'I'm from Winnipeg you idiot.'

 

[Steeze]

It's all scripted and fake just like the WWE itself.

You're supposed to be getting ready for our 60 minute Iron Man match at Stark Expo.

As Stan Lee as my witness, I'm gonna SNAP you in half like Thanos did, and no amount of Jim Ross yelling is gonna bring you back.

 

[SeidoN]

You're supposed to be getting ready for our 60 minute Iron Man match at Stark Expo.

As Stan Lee as my witness, I'm gonna SNAP you in half like Thanos did, and no amount of Jim Ross yelling is gonna bring you back.

BAH GAWD THANOS JUST SNAPPED HIS FINGERS, THAT HALF OF THE PLANET HAD A FAMILY

 

[leaffaninvancouver]

Seriously! I mean are you ****ing kidding me? I'd love to see some Leafs Fan come up to this guy ^^^ and tell him he's wearing his grandma's morning jacket, he'd literally joint-lock their arms out of their sockets and break their ****s with his knee. And it would only take a matter of SECONDS.

I'd have a lot worse to say about that piece of trash and I'd gladly say it his face. I'm in no way trying to be an internet tough guy, I'm sure he could easily beat me in a fight, just Steven Seagal is a garbage person.