For every and all generic answers a player gives during intermission interviews, the offending players team, loses a player for 2 minutes per infraction, and there is no minimum player rule, meaning they can have as few as no men on the ice for 2 minutes.
Shootouts done in the dark, with night vision googles between the goalie and shooter, first one to get them gains the advantage of knowing where the puck is.
If you lose in the shootout, you lose 1 pt, because getting pts for losing is stupid.
Every 10th game, the whole game is played with 5 pucks and everyone on the ice for the full 60 minutes. The clock never stops, no offsides, no faceoffs, if goal is scored or puck goes out of play, it gets thrown in the air as high as the ref can throw it.
Every player on the team, has to play at least one game in net, and the goalie has to play the full 60 minutes, using his goalie stick and playing in full Garth Snow gear.
Any CLEAN HIT that results in a melee/altercation to defend the teammate that got hit, costs that team a goal which is awarded to the clean hitter.
