Magua
Entirely Palatable Product
I never played any of the HLs for more than an hour and I don't give a damn to do it now. I'm sick of most survival shooters too. Dead Space had the whole The Thing/Event Horizon vibe that sucked me in plus some cool unconventional weapons. The first Bioshock had plasmids and a fantastic story. The sequels to both were the definition of "meh".
Half-Life isn't a survival shooter, and Bioshock Infinite was even better than the original.
Go sit in the corner with Striiker and feel shame! Be careful though, he bites.