- May 25, 2014
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While I'm with 100% certainty am not being sarcastic in my confidence that Benning will solve this, I'm amusing myself watching a horde of monkeys going on a rampage. I don't know why, but it's what what I found while having my thoughts about the management situation for the Canucks.
I mean, look at them go. Organized, with a purpose and just as well thought out as the Canucks manag... I mean... I didn't mean that. On a second note, that's alot of monkeys. Just put up a bunch of signs with crucial management decisions and whichever way the majority of the monkeys run, you do that. Then you can sack the GM with probably better results.
Do you think I can apply to become the GM for the Canucks? Me and say 200 monkeys? I would prefer 500 if it's in the budget, it will give enhanced decision making. Can you imagine if a franchise won the Cup with 500 monkeys as the bosses? 200 on a budget, 25 if we're going Melnyk style but then I cannot guarantee any good results. You get what you pay for.
Even better, if there's ever a media interaction, I pick the PR monkey in a suit and have him eat grapes on TV and preferably not shit on the cameras. It will be a work in progress.
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