OT: The Menu Part II: What is a sandwich edition

[klutch]

Mayo is good on burgers, cold hoagies, and combined with ketchup for fancy sauce.

Ranch with buffalo is GOAT. f*** you blue cheesers or what whatever you weirdos go by.

 

[klutch]

Now mayo on scrambled eggs is strange and where I draw the line.

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Mayo on any hot sandwich is just wrong.

 

[HokieDude17]

Mayo on any hot sandwich is just wrong.

Mayo on cold sub then microwave for 30-45 seconds. I really should be locked away.

 

[BigToe]

Mayo should’ve never been made.

 

[Amorgus]

Delicious! I think that makes almost every meal that has rice taste better.

Is Kewpie made by the same company that makes these awesomely disturbing commercials for cod roe?

 

[Flyotes]

Mayo is normal on food. Find a new slant.

 

[Jtown]

mayo almost ruined How I Met Your Mother for Me. All those scences of that family in minnesota making food. I almost died.

 

[YEM]

mayo and ranch are for fat poors

hence the massive popularity of both in the USA

 

[Jtown]

mayo and ranch are for fat poors

hence the massive popularity of both in the USA

are you american?

 

[YEM]

are you american?

hell yeah
I'm as American as voting against your own interests in the name of Jebus

 

[Oskar Man]

I mix sweet relish into tuna salad and eat PB & honey sandwiches. AMA!

 

[Amorgus]

I mix sweet relish into tuna salad and eat PB & honey sandwiches. AMA!

I may have tried the PB and honey thing when I was younger. I've also sprinkled extra sugar on the PB. Now I just stick to strawberry jelly. Screw boring old grape.

Speaking of jelly, one year when I went up to the Adirondacks with some friends the owners of the cabin left us some homemade jellies and it was the first and only time I've had watermelon jelly. So damn good. If I'm doing plain old toast I gotta go with apple jelly. If available, straight up apple butter. God, I love apple and cinnamon anything. Favorite drink: hard cider and Fireball whiskey.

 

[Flyotes]

Trying to eat healthier-- and looking into varied stir fry combinations. Looking to try my hand at velveting the meat beforehand. I already make a really fun drunken noodles.

Today was simple. I had some chicken that needed cooking. Marinated with zesty Italian the day before, put in crockpot overnight. Eating with a dash of Yi Pin mustard for dip. Delicious. 3 item meal. Chicken. Bottle of Italian. Mustard packets left over from a Chinese food order.

 

[Oskar Man]

I may have tried the PB and honey thing when I was younger. I've also sprinkled extra sugar on the PB. Now I just stick to strawberry jelly. Screw boring old grape.

Speaking of jelly, one year when I went up to the Adirondacks with some friends the owners of the cabin left us some homemade jellies and it was the first and only time I've had watermelon jelly. So damn good. If I'm doing plain old toast I gotta go with apple jelly. If available, straight up apple butter. God, I love apple and cinnamon anything. Favorite drink: hard cider and Fireball whiskey.

1)The secret is to let the honey sit on one slice for a few minutes so it becomes a little crunchy
2)Agreed with strawberry jelly over grape
3)Watermelon jelly sounds intriguing
4)I'm weird with apple stuff. I only like honey crisp apples and everything else apple flavored is meh, to me. Pumpkin pie>Apple pie

 

[Amorgus]

1)The secret is to let the honey sit on one slice for a few minutes so it becomes a little crunchy
2)Agreed with strawberry jelly over grape
3)Watermelon jelly sounds intriguing
4)I'm weird with apple stuff. I only like honey crisp apples and everything else apple flavored is meh, to me. Pumpkin pie>Apple pie

Pumpkin pie is good as well but if I don't have Cool Whip to go on it then I'm a sad panda. Apple pie with vanilla ice cream is god mode dessert to me.

 

[klutch]

Mayo should’ve never been made.

Same goes for socks

 

[Flyotes]

I'm a Miracle Whip adherent, but I also enjoy Mayo.

When I was in a rush to get back outside during the summer months as a kid, I'd simply slap some Miracle Whip on some white bread, eat that Miracle Whip sandwich of tangy goodness and head right back outside. Minimal effort.

 

[Amorgus]

I'm a Miracle Whip adherent, but I also enjoy Mayo.

When I was in a rush to get back outside during the summer months as a kid, I'd simply slap some Miracle Whip on some white bread, eat that Miracle Whip sandwich of tangy goodness and head right back outside. Minimal effort.

I grew up with Miracle Whip in my tuna fish and didn't realize how much of a difference it made until I moved out on my own, mixed plain mayo in it, and wondered why it tasted like ass. Thanks for ruining multiple generations, grandma.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Same goes for socks

I don't agree with you, but I admire your audacity.

 

[Tripod]

I mix sweet relish into tuna salad and eat PB & honey sandwiches. AMA!

PB and honey is great! Though I have not had it in a long time. Might be my lunch tomorrow!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I like it when people go on the internet and pretend that grape jelly isn't the best jelly. Hilarious. Just like when people pretend that purple isn't the best power drink flavor, or black isn't the best variety of licorice. You bunch of comedians!

 

[Outlaw Samurai]

You guys are all hilarious goof balls..Keep it up! Lol

 

[Outlaw Samurai]

It feels good to be with your own kind.

Note * as in goofiness, not in any weird racist way.

 

[Outlaw Samurai]

Although Cap'n Dave seems to be prejudiced against big dick birds