The Menu Part 8 I pray Hagg Leaves Edition

[Lord Defect]

Oh
My
God

How. Dare. You.
It's like we dont even know you anymore.

He just hit the “problem with authority” stage

 

[BigToe]

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But... did you surf?

 

[Starat327]

But... did you surf?

If I tell you yes, would you believe me?

I'm about as pale as they come. If I went out from under the umbrella I'd have been crisper than air fried chicken.

 

[BigToe]

If I tell you yes, would you believe me?

I'm about as pale as they come. If I went out from under the umbrella I'd have been crisper than air fried chicken.

I don’t think it’d be that bad if you’re in the water for the majority of the time you aren’t under the umbrella.

 

[PALE PWNR]

If I tell you yes, would you believe me?

I'm about as pale as they come. If I went out from under the umbrella I'd have been crisper than air fried chicken.

If that's your leg you're nowhere near as pale as I am, I just don't go to beaches lmao.

 

[PALE PWNR]

I don’t think it’d be that bad if you’re in the water for the majority of the time you aren’t under the umbrella.

and no being in the water does nothing to help, it just washes off the sunscreen and turns me redder than your lobster dinner

 

[Starat327]

If that's your leg you're nowhere near as pale as I am, I just don't go to beaches lmao.

Nope, that's the fiancee's. Lol

 

[Starat327]

I don’t think it’d be that bad if you’re in the water for the majority of the time you aren’t under the umbrella.

Water doesnt protect you. It makes it worse. I found that out the hard way.

 

[BigToe]

Water doesnt protect you. It makes it worse. I found that out the hard way.

and no being in the water does nothing to help, it just washes off the sunscreen and turns me redder than your lobster dinner

Oh, my bad. Never dealt with it. That must suck.

 

[HokieDude17]

So I grabbed three crowlers for the weekend

Cinnamon Toast
Hazy Crazy
Cruise Ship


It could hurt later

Just grabbed a growler of Union Brewing's Rough Draught Ginger Sour. It literally tastes like that new Canada Dry + Lemonade stuff

 

[Lord Defect]

Water reflects the light back onto you. If your wet, and in the water, the water on you acts like a magnifying glass for the light refracting off of the water.
I have zero scientific knowledge on this subject.

 

[Starat327]

Oh, my bad. Never dealt with it. That must suck.

Being pale is less than ideal, for sure.


But on the bright side, you sont get to be tanr with red hair, so we got that going for us, I guess.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

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Well dammit. Stuck at a pool with Sam Adams summer ale. Meh...

 

[Tripod]

and no being in the water does nothing to help, it just washes off the sunscreen and turns me redder than your lobster dinner

mmmmm....

 

[Starat327]

Well dammit. Stuck at a pool with Sam Adams summer ale. Meh...

There are worse beers to drink. I saw college kids on tje beach with Natty today.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

There are worse beers to drink. I saw college kids on tje beach with Natty today.

Did you throw cans at them and say get off my beach?

 

[dragonoffrost]

Water doesnt protect you. It makes it worse. I found that out the hard way.

Irish and German heritage... Yeah I don't like summer

 

[PALE PWNR]

Also Irish and German. It doesn't work out well for us

 

[Starat327]

Also Irish and German. It doesn't work out well for us

Same.

 

[Starat327]

Did you throw cans at them and say get off my beach?

Haha. I should have. But moreso for their poor taste in music then anything else.

 

[prototypical4thliner]

Just better when the lime is already added. Here’s to the weekend guys and gals

 

[Starat327]

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Just better when the lime is already added. Here’s to the weekend guys and gals

You crack into any of those tonewoods yet?

 

[prototypical4thliner]

You crack into any of those tonewoods yet?

I have not. My kid brother just welcomed baby number two. I’m bringing some up tomorrow to celebrate once the kids go down. They’re worth sharing.

 

[dragonoffrost]

Grats on being an uncle again.

I'm lucky with three nieces and a great nephew.

 

[PALE PWNR]

You crack into any of those tonewoods yet?

Tonewood Fuego is probably my favorite beer of all right now, so good.