OT: The Arizona Coyotes Lounge XVIII - The "Dude! Where's my ark" edition

[MIGs Dog]

Phoenix native and Deer Valley HS grad is racing in his first Tour de France.

 

[Mosby]

Decided to say f*** it and shave my head today. Very grateful that afterwards I don't look like Niklas Hjalmarsson.

 

[Bondurant]

Decided to say f*** it and shave my head today. Very grateful that afterwards I don't look like Niklas Hjalmarsson.

That is what I did for years before COVID-19. Always thankful that I do not have an odd shaped dome and can pull it off. Eschewed grooming since last March. Now I look like a vagrant that has shower access. Holding out until I go back to the office despite the beard getting annoying and my underlying sadness that I cannot pull off a skullet like Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage could. RIP Macho Man.

 

[Matias Maccete]

Decided to say f*** it and shave my head today. Very grateful that afterwards I don't look like Niklas Hjalmarsson.

Shaved head in the summer is great. Splash some water on it if you're outside and you'll get a nice evaporative cooling effect.

 

[rt]

^ anyone else read Snicket to their kids? We’re almost done with 10 (of 13) and my soon to be 1st grader loves them (though I do have to “revise” a very few parts, especially in part one and part nine).

Still curious about this. And if anyone else wants to worry about me, feel free to express your concerns here. I’ll be sure to post 100 pictures of mundane daily activities in reply.

 

[rt]

Hell I wanna be facetimed into story time too.

I do the voices and everything.

 

[Grimes]

I do the voices and everything.

This sounds amazing. I can help with voices too if you ever need a guest star.

 

[rt]

Just put dinner in the oven. Hope it’s cool if I post for a little while.

 

[Bondurant]

The heatwave makes for a messy skullet. I would kill to be in a hockey arena right now.

 

[Jamieh]

The heatwave makes for a messy skullet. I would kill to be in a hockey arena right now.

From the depth of that's nuts, it has been hotter this week in British Columbia than Phoenix.

 

[Bondurant]

From the depth of that's nuts, it has been hotter this week in British Columbia than Phoenix.

Dang. The Hockey Guy has referenced the heatwave in BC and my thoughts are "silly little Canadian thinks it's hot". Had no clue it was that bad. Did you at least get a night where it dropped a whole 5°?

 

[Jamieh]

Dang. The Hockey Guy has referenced the heatwave in BC and my thoughts are "silly little Canadian thinks it's hot". Had no clue it was that bad. Did you at least get a night where it dropped a whole 5°?

Yesterday set the Canadian record for warmest day ever, it lasted one day!!!!! 60% of the Province does not have AC. I do!!!!

 

[Jamieh]

Yesterday set the Canadian record for warmest day ever, it lasted one day!!!!! 60% of the Province does not have AC. I do!!!!

It reminded me a lot of my annual Sept trip to AZ, like a hair dryer blowing on you.

 

[Kaizen]

Dang. The Hockey Guy has referenced the heatwave in BC and my thoughts are "silly little Canadian thinks it's hot". Had no clue it was that bad. Did you at least get a night where it dropped a whole 5°?

One of my compressors at the shop said "no mas' and wouldn't work untill we set up misters. The ambient heat is stretching a fair chunk beyond what the equipment is designed for.
Supposed to be more normal by Thursday.

 

[TheLegend]

The Revenge of Katie Strang…




(big thanks to the #Nordiques hashtag folks for dragging that one out )

 

[Jamieh]

New Canadian record set in BC today as the temp went to 121 degrees.

 

[MIGs Dog]

This happens almost every year in the KC area, despite the fact that every street corner sells large and dangerous fireworks big enough to kill you. For some people, it's not enough.

 

[MIGs Dog]

New Canadian record set in BC today as the temp went to 121 degrees.

How are the roads holding up?

 

[Jamieh]

I have seen a couple pics of heat heaving concrete medians but no issues with roads yet.

 

[Bondurant]

The Revenge of Katie Strang…




(big thanks to the #Nordiques hashtag folks for dragging that one out )

"I don't read works of fiction" needs to be a t-shirt at the Den.

 

[Dirty Old Man]

New Canadian record set in BC today as the temp went to 121 degrees.

Arizona just shrugs and says "That is indeed impressive, and I know whereof I speak. I bet you'll continue to play hockey this summer though, right? ... right?"

 

[Neighborhood Coyote]

New Canadian record set in BC today as the temp went to 121 degrees.

121 degrees? Surely hockey doesn't belong in such a hot environment, right?? (Just a comment about the silly things some anti-Yotes people would say to hearing something like that)

 

[rt]

"I don't read works of fiction" needs to be a t-shirt at the Den.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

 

[Jamieh]

121 degrees? Surely hockey doesn't belong in such a hot environment, right?? (Just a comment about the silly things some anti-Yotes people would say to hearing something like that)

The Town that reset the record 3 days in a row just lost 90% of its structures in a forest fire so I don't think they will be playing hockey!!! Nasty

 

[MIGs Dog]

The Town that reset the record 3 days in a row just lost 90% of its structures in a forest fire so I don't think they will be playing hockey!!! Nasty

Terrible news. Hope the residents made it out.