Senators drop giant heavy beach balls on fans during pre-game, spilling beer and hurting children.

[Crazy Cizikas]

This will be the next home game:

You owe me a sip of beer and a screen wash.

 

[Jumptheshark]

Just wow

 

[SI90]

Everyday a knew thing with this team. What more could they possibly do?

Everyfan there should sue Melynek an hopefully that would cripple him and he’d have to sell.

 

[SomeDude]

Takes some big balls to treat your fan base like the Sens have over the last year.

 

[POVERTY]

Eugene Melnyk asks homeless people for change

 

[deepelemblues]

does the tire centre still have (relatively speaking) pretty cheap beer prices? they had the 2nd cheapest beer in the league or something in 2014...

i mean, i'd sue if some dumbos knocked over my 9 dollar beer with their dumb ugly beach ball drop

 

[MapleLeafs9]

Ottawa getting a case of Ligma...

Ligma? What’s that?

 

[flamesforcup]

Plastic balls filled with air hurt? Man/woman/child-up

I totally undestand that the Sens are the laughing stock of the league, and I sometimes poke fun at them, too, but this is a pointless attempt at making something out of nothing.

I mean they knocked over 10$ beers from people thats nothing to scoff at

 

[Jacob]

Those look like exercise balls, which would absolutely knock you pretty hard if dropped from high up.

 

[Hasbro]

 

[tarheelhockey]

At this point it’s starting to feel like a viral campaign ahead of a Slap Shot reboot.

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

I mean they knocked over 10$ beers from people thats nothing to scoff at

As a side note they also hurt children.

 

[Oneiro]

And thus the figurative tea-bagging of the offseason was now made literal at season's start.

 

[izzy]

couldnt afford to get the lighter air

 

[LEAFANFORLIFE23]

Why Ottawa why do you choose to suck?

 

[Sojourn]

If a beach ball hit me in the head dropped from 100ft it's not going to hurt. It's a beach ball, it's like a balloon.

And if you're a little kid, and it happens to knock you over into, say, the concrete surface people stand on, or into the edge of a seat, what then?

You're not really thinking this through.

I don't know if a kid was actually hurt here, and I really, really hope that isn't the case, but suggesting it's impossible because they are balls filled with air is foolish.

 

[RedBruin]

Well at least Sens threads are great fun.

And I truly believe that's Gene's goal. There's no other logical explanation.

 

[PensPlz]

Sir, how do we get people in the seats without the best dman in the league?

 

[Chairman Maouth]

Oh you have got to be shitting me.

 

[Zegs2sendhelp]

This made me laugh way too hard at the ball... i cant take anymore sens... please stop

 

[zar]

Honestly surprised there were any actual fans to hit.

 

[McTrashBoat]

what was best case scenario here?

 

[Hennessy]

My friend is at the game buddy, they were beach balls.

Also just what do you think a beach ball is man?

Why are you calling me buddy? If I read someone saying that beach balls are heavy, I'm going to assume they're not regular beach balls. And good for your friend, guy.

 

[Crazy Cizikas]

what was best case scenario here?

To spill beer and hurt children.

 

[POVERTY]

Well at least Sens threads are great fun.

And I truly believe that's Gene's goal. There's no other logical explanation.

Eugene Memenyk