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All glory to the harvest god
- Jun 19, 2018
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I watched it in one sitting (only because I was basically immobile for all of Monday) and I gotta say, it was a great spite watch. Everything is just SO contrived. Like, to pick a moment you probably saw before quitting, the scene where Karry Everpotter goes into the Fold and the random redshirt soldier lights a torch which attracts the monsters. It doesn't make any f***ing sense. You would think that they would only assign people who wouldn't panic 30 seconds into the trip, or, you know, confiscate anything capable of making fire before they launch, but no. As soon as things go dark, this random starts lighting shit up, because they need the boat to get attacked so they can show off how dangerous the creatures are and so the Chosen One™ can discover her power and kick off the plot for real. So f***ing stupid.I made it through half of one episode of Shadow & Bone and bailed. I can tell it's not for me.
That part is highly realistic. I’ve seen people coming OUT of highly sensitive situations realizing after they fact that they had items on them that could have killed a good bit of people with no effort on their part.I watched it in one sitting (only because I was basically immobile for all of Monday) and I gotta say, it was a great spite watch. Everything is just SO contrived. Like, to pick a moment you probably saw before quitting, the scene where Karry Everpotter goes into the Fold and the random redshirt soldier lights a torch which attracts the monsters. It doesn't make any f***ing sense. You would think that they would only assign people who wouldn't panic 30 seconds into the trip, or, you know, confiscate anything capable of making fire before they launch, but no. As soon as things go dark, this random starts lighting shit up, because they need the boat to get attacked so they can show off how dangerous the creatures are and so the Chosen One™ can discover her power and kick off the plot for real. So f***ing stupid.
So I just finished Path of Daggers - Book 8 of WoT. I'm afraid to click on any link about the TV series since I already semi-spoiled myself on something by doing something similar. When is the TV series expected to start? I would like to finish all of the books by then, but I don't know how realistic that is.
Currently purported to be released this year, but no date is out. It seems that filming is complete though.
It follows MOIRAINE. This could be ... painful.
You an Artemis Fowl fan?
I've been meaning to hate-watch the movie ever since it came out, but I can't bring myself to do it.
It should take several seasons to get to where you currently are in the books, so I wouldn't worry about that.So I just finished Path of Daggers - Book 8 of WoT. I'm afraid to click on any link about the TV series since I already semi-spoiled myself on something by doing something similar. When is the TV series expected to start? I would like to finish all of the books by then, but I don't know how realistic that is.
It should take several seasons to get to where you currently are in the books, so I wouldn't worry about that.
What I would worry about is how much of a slog the next three books are going to be for you.
It should take several seasons to get to where you currently are in the books, so I wouldn't worry about that.
What I would worry about is how much of a slog the next three books are going to be for you.
Check out the wiki blurb:
"The Wheel of Time follows Moiraine, a member of the powerful, all-woman organization of channelers (magic users) called the Aes Sedai, who takes a group of five young people from their home village following an attack by the forces of the Dark One, an evil entity who seeks to destroy the Pattern (Existence). Among these five, she believes one might be the reincarnation of the Dragon, an ancient hero and powerful channeler who is prophesied either to save the world or destroy it."
It follows MOIRAINE. This could be ... painful.
JFC. Here's something we all know is true but, damn, don't admit it out loud.
No f***ing shit asshole. You may acknowledge this JJ, but you left the biggest possible shit on Star Wars you could with Rise of Skywalker.
I read like 6 of the books back when I was 12 or so, so yeah. They’re not children’s books, just easy reads that are fairly simple.I've never read it. It seems like it might be too close to YA for me IIRC, but I could be wrong.
JFC. Here's something we all know is true but, damn, don't admit it out loud.
The sequels are non-canon and you absolutely can not change my mind.
Even betterWhat sequels?
JFC. Here's something we all know is true but, damn, don't admit it out loud.