My wife graduates college today, then is dragging me to a bonfire her classmate is having tonight. Is there any way to watch the game on my Droid or Ipad? If not, I may just throw myself into the fire.
You poor bahstid...
Leave her at the bonfire; tell her you've got to find a nice clean restroom. Find it in the nearest bar. Or just feign sickness. Or just tell her it's the Stanley Cup. Doesn't sound like you've been married long enough.
...I like the way Al thinks. You have to get creative on this. Pay attention to snacks and drinks. Maybe at some point you notice.. "Hey honey these guys are running low on ______. Everyone's having such a good time; I'm going to run to the store for a bit so [the hosts] don't have to bother. I think there's a Walmart fairly close. I'll be back in a little while." If you're really devious you'll poor out some of the rum or whatever people are drinking when no one is looking.
Meantime, you find the nearest sports bar, watch as much as you can, then go to the nearest convenience store, pay cash for some drinks or cheese doodles, return to bon fire at least having seen something. OR, if you really have balls, you find the hidden TV in one of their bedrooms, and sneak in there for five minutes at a time after bathtroom breaks.