You say we can't overhaul the entire 3rd line? Ba humbug you just aren't thinking creativity enough.
Carter (3.125x2), 1st 2023, Pickering for:
Meier @50% (3)
This assumes Carter is willing to go to San Jose. Considering he's signed in California before I think San Jose is one of the few destinations for him that he'd accept a trade to. And if he's being all mopey and "nobody is willing to talk about his poor performance" then get him TF out.
Kapanen (3.2x2), McGinn (2.75x3), Sam Poulin, 1st 2024, 2nd 2023 for:
ROR @50% (3.75) AND Barbashev (2.25)
Meier-ROR-Barbashev
DOC-Poehling-Archibald
Heinen
Then you just hope you an re-sign at least two of those three. Is this idea batshit insane? Yeah probably. But it would be fun to see the team just f***ing send it.
I don't think Carter waives for either of those destinations. If you could do mid-season buyouts like the NBA then I could see him accepting to be a free agent and see where he lands afterwards.
He may agree to just...not show up...at an acquiring team with the idea of getting bought out in the summer.
You could perhaps swap him out for Kapanen in the first trade. Other movable salaries include Dumoulin and Ruutta, especially if we like Friedman.
Also that second trade is kinda hemorrhaging value. We could be pretty bad next year, I would really prefer to hold onto the 2024 1st. Even the 2nd in 2023 looks pretty good. This board is lauding Barbashev and I don't doubt the scouting, but how much better would he really be than McGinn?
Finally, I notice that Blueger isn't in your proposed post trade bottom-6. In that case, I'd add him in these trades to make the salaries match. Blueger may be flippable to a team that wants a 4C.