Penguins Off Season Thread - Useless Information Edition

[Empoleon8771]

Guess no Botterill in Pittsburgh then

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Guess no Botterill in Pittsburgh then

Whelp, trade everyone, sell the team, no chance now, between this and a 900 year old 658 foot 20000 lbs Chara in the division were doomed.

 

[AuroraBorealis]

Whelp, trade everyone, sell the team, no chance now, between this and a 900 year old 658 foot 20000 lbs Chara in the division were doomed.

Blow it up

 

[Tom Hanks]

Brandon its a team photo not a mug shot

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I see 2020 has treated Tanev about the same as the rest of us.

 

[Al Smith]

Brandon its a team photo not a mug shot

It’s hard to tell whether he just took out a rival gang or is getting ready to do so.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I SEEN SOME STUFF AND SOME THINGS MAN.

 

[Peat]

Brandon its a team photo not a mug shot

I hope he's not getting piss tested anytime soon.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Brandon its a team photo not a mug shot

He can't believe it's not butter

 

[dogthateats]

We should all make that our avatar

 

[Randy Butternubs]

We should all make that our avatar

Or, we add his eyes to every other players' picture:

 

[Peat]

Or, we add his eyes to every other players' picture:

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What is wrong with you.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Or, we add his eyes to every other players' picture:

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Jake is fugly enough as it is. Leave him alone.

 

[Gurglesons]

What is wrong with you.

Nothing. He is just a Randy Butternub.

 

[Ugene Magic]

Brandon its a team photo not a mug shot

 

[Tom Hanks]

Jakes grandma:
“You have your mothers eyes”

Jake:
“No actually I got these of Brandon Tanev”

 

[Al Smith]

When I first saw the picture, he reminded me of someone crazy but got busy on other things; looking at it again - it hit me - in a few months he'll be full Chris Simon.

 

[SEALBound]

Duper

My biggest Duper memory will be his retirement and exit from the roster that helped the team turn the corner in pursuit of back to back Cups. We talk Daley, Hagelin, Schultz, and Sullivan...but we seldom remind ourselves that Dupers retirement opened the door for more impactful players to get a spot.

Or, we add his eyes to every other players' picture:

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You have a gift my friend. Don't hide that in a bushel basket.

 

[Tom Hanks]

My biggest Duper memory will be his retirement and exit from the roster that helped the team turn the corner in pursuit of back to back Cups. We talk Daley, Hagelin, Schultz, and Sullivan...but we seldom remind ourselves that Dupers retirement opened the door for more impactful players to get a spot.



You have a gift my friend. Don't hide that in a bushel basket.

If your biggest Dupuis memories aren’t these you probably have no soul

 

[Ryder71]

If your biggest Dupuis memories aren’t these you probably have no soul

Then I have no soul. And I'm good with that.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Good choice mate. A tough one I'm sure not because it's logical but because we are human.

 

[Tom Hanks]

@Gurglesons

 

[EightyOne]

Letang should have won that one, so there's that

The f*** Weber ever do? Doughty should NOT have won it.

 

[Khelandros]

Letang should have won that one, so there's that

The f*** Weber ever do? Doughty should NOT have won it.

He signed an offer sheet from the Flyers, forcing the Preds to match, pissing off Bettman because the Preds were on the climb and making his choice of granting a franchise a good one.

 

[EightyOne]

He signed an offer sheet from the Flyers, forcing the Preds to match, pissing off Bettman because the Preds were on the climb and making his choice of granting a franchise a good one.

First ballot HoFer, easy