Penguins Off Season Thread - Useless Information Edition

[Tom Hanks]

I weighed almost 13 when I was born.

Whaaaaat.

 

[AuroraBorealis]

Great video. Bunch of former Pens congratulating Engo

PaulMartttttttt

 

[Tom Hanks]

12-1 Damnnnnnnnnnnnn

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

PaulMartttttttt

 

[Tom Hanks]

Jarry will marry

 

[EightyOne]

shit...dont follow Murray's footsteps, Jarry!!!

 

[Tom Hanks]

Goosebumps and I didn’t even follow hockey back then

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Yeah it was pretty crazy... even just leading up to that game. Dude got an assist on his first shift back.

Honestly the Leafs didn't have a horrible team at that point and they all looked shell-shocked and maybe a bit terrified.

 

[wheelz87]

Goosebumps and I didn’t even follow hockey back then

Went to his second game back... two or three days later. Was young back then. But god I love watching this.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

shit...dont follow Murray's footsteps, Jarry!!!

If by footsteps you mean back to back cups, then being really bad and let go then let the man do his thang

 

[Tom Hanks]

If by footsteps you mean back to back cups, then being really bad and let go then let the man do his thang

Matt Murray got engaged summer of 2019 then followed up with his worst season ever

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Matt Murray got engaged summer of 2019 then followed up with his worst season ever

I'm aware I saw his engagement on insta when it happened, I just meant in terms of chronological events

 

[Tom Hanks]

I remember Malkin torturing Roloson

 

[EightyOne]

Goosebumps and I didn’t even follow hockey back then

15 year old me cried

The goosebumps of the first game and him being points like immediately was amazing

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

I remember Malkin torturing Roloson

I remember Geno saying something like that he stared down Rolo after that slapshot goal because he wanted Rolo to see his face

 

[Tom Hanks]

Another former Pen hangs them up. Pretty sure we all thought he would be back at some stage but never eventuates.

30 point/82 career pace is impressive especially for being undrafted. Played 12 NHL seasons

 

[Randy Butternubs]

I have Engelland and Letestu shirt jerseys.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Another former Pen hangs them up. Pretty sure we all thought he would be back at some stage but never eventuates.

30 point/82 career pace is impressive especially for being undrafted. Played 12 NHL seasons

Blueger will fill this mans average sized shoes

 

[Kristopher Letang]

12-1 Damnnnnnnnnnnnn

I miss Bob Errey telling me about this for the 10000th time.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Wait so I read that the Penguins took PPP money?!?

lollllllllllll if true.

 

[Kristopher Letang]

I have Engelland and Letestu shirt jerseys.

You’re a different breed. Truly amazing Definitely on the top of the list of weirdos posting here.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Wait so I read that the Penguins took PPP money?!?

lollllllllllll if true.

It's PPG and they sponsor the arena

 

[Khelandros]

Here is a better, 11 min, recap.

 

[heysmilinstrange]

It's PPG and they sponsor the arena

Wait, really? On Reddit posters are acting as if Lemieux and Burkle personally threw grandmas off cliffs and then punched small business-owners in the face while taking food out of growing children's mouths.

 

[Tacitus Kilgore]

Wait, really? On Reddit posters are acting as if Lemieux and Burkle personally threw grandmas off cliffs and then punched small business-owners in the face while taking food out of growing children's mouths.

Nah I was just kidding. I tend to stay away from reddit because of the kinda stuff you mentioned though.