Penguins Off Season Thread - Useless Information Edition

[Tom Hanks]

Today Geno posted an Instagram story of his son skating.

If the refs were there Malkin would have got a match penalty and probably had child services called

 

[EightyOne]

Wait till someone sees the gear drying on the balcony and puts it on Twitter

 

[Tom Hanks]

Geno’s first

 

[Tom Hanks]

JCVD!!!!!

 

[Randy Butternubs]

JCVD!!!!!

If I can find a stream, I think I should host a watch party for us HFB-ers.

 

[Beauner]

Found on Reddit:

Additional info:

icethetics | JerseyWatch 2020

"The big headline for the 2020-21 season promises to be the introduction of a new series of alternate uniforms—what I’m calling the fourth jersey. Recent reports have suggested that teams will have special throwback jerseys next season. Icethetics sources confirm this new program, describing them “throwbacks with a twist.” ..... Multiple Icethetics sources have now provided jersey descriptions that suggest the “twist” could be as simple as a color inversion (i.e.: a blue Canadiens sweater with a red chest stripe)"

 

[Gurglesons]

Found on Reddit:

Additional info:

icethetics | JerseyWatch 2020

"The big headline for the 2020-21 season promises to be the introduction of a new series of alternate uniforms—what I’m calling the fourth jersey. Recent reports have suggested that teams will have special throwback jerseys next season. Icethetics sources confirm this new program, describing them “throwbacks with a twist.” ..... Multiple Icethetics sources have now provided jersey descriptions that suggest the “twist” could be as simple as a color inversion (i.e.: a blue Canadiens sweater with a red chest stripe)"

Crazy how they somehow ruined this jersey.

 

[heysmilinstrange]

U G L Y
It ain't got no alibi

 

[CheckingLineCenter]

Better than the yellow.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

I'll need to see it on a player before I decide whether or not I like it.

 

[ColePens]

Found on Reddit:

Additional info:

icethetics | JerseyWatch 2020

"The big headline for the 2020-21 season promises to be the introduction of a new series of alternate uniforms—what I’m calling the fourth jersey. Recent reports have suggested that teams will have special throwback jerseys next season. Icethetics sources confirm this new program, describing them “throwbacks with a twist.” ..... Multiple Icethetics sources have now provided jersey descriptions that suggest the “twist” could be as simple as a color inversion (i.e.: a blue Canadiens sweater with a red chest stripe)"

This is ugly as f***.

 

[SomeDude]

Found on Reddit:

Additional info:

icethetics | JerseyWatch 2020

"The big headline for the 2020-21 season promises to be the introduction of a new series of alternate uniforms—what I’m calling the fourth jersey. Recent reports have suggested that teams will have special throwback jerseys next season. Icethetics sources confirm this new program, describing them “throwbacks with a twist.” ..... Multiple Icethetics sources have now provided jersey descriptions that suggest the “twist” could be as simple as a color inversion (i.e.: a blue Canadiens sweater with a red chest stripe)"

 

[TySmith4Norris]

Just make the original gin and juice jersey the 3rd and be done with it. They'd probably outsell the regular jerseys

That jersey would look decent for an outdoor game, but for an entire season as the 3rd it's pretty forgettable

 

[Sidgeni Malkby]

I did not know that Subban was almost drafted by the penguins...
P.K. Subban on NHL social change, 'The Last Dance,' nearly being a Penguin and more

"On the first day, there was a chance I was going to go to Pittsburgh at around 20th overall if the player that they wanted wasn't available. That player was Angelo Esposito, and they ended up selecting him. So any chance of being selected in the first round was pretty slim by then."

I don't know how true this is but interesting nevertheless.

 

[Gurglesons]

I did not know that Subban was almost drafted by the penguins...
P.K. Subban on NHL social change, 'The Last Dance,' nearly being a Penguin and more

"On the first day, there was a chance I was going to go to Pittsburgh at around 20th overall if the player that they wanted wasn't available. That player was Angelo Esposito, and they ended up selecting him. So any chance of being selected in the first round was pretty slim by then."

I don't know how true this is but interesting nevertheless.

Yeah, they discussed this when they had him on ESPN on Ice the other week. Pretty cool though of him and Letang manning the RD from 2010 - 2015. Probably wins us a cup easily.

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Tom Hanks]

If I can find a stream, I think I should host a watch party for us HFB-ers.

If they remake it again I think Schultz would have a good shot to be cast as a villain

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Khelandros]

Those leaked jerseys were first spotted on Ebay. Take them with a grain of salt until something official is posted.

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[BHD]

In case anybody missed it...

California Consumer Privacy Act (CCPA) | TribLIVE.com

 

[dogthateats]

 

[Jaded-Fan]

Crosby Rookie Card Going for $119,000; Sid’s History in Cards

 

[Tom Hanks]

He’s alright I guess. Whoever suggested drafting him needs a statue.

 

[EightyOne]

JCVD!!!!!

I hold an irrational hatred for JCVD. Him and his family cut in line on Mr Toad's Wild Ride at Disneyland one year.

He had mega chicken legs. And is like 5'4" or some shit. Internet says 5'10"....bullshit. Just thought it was f***ed cause I mean, we had to stand in line for 45 mins...wtf...just cause he is 'hollywood' and had a Disney handler etc etc whatever! Felt I could have kicked his ass. Fake f***ing karate.