Penguins Off Season Thread - Useless Information Edition

[EightyOne]

Ring tone in highschool?

Lol...f***ing youts.

Back in HS, if you wanted to get ahold of HOG, you paged the HOG.

Then HOG had to get change to call those wankers back.

I'm not a zoomer but I've legit never even held a pager lol

 

[Tom Hanks]

 

[Tom Hanks]

For the nerds

 

[Tom Hanks]

Dumo top 10

 

[Al Smith]

Dumo top 10

Wouldn’t you expect your top 2 D-men, especially one who is paired with a loose cannon, to play against tougher competition and your bottom pair to be sheltered. It would seem the anomaly would be if you had a really crappy bottom pair guy who was in the top 30 or so. Or vice versa. Or am I missing something (likely).

 

[SEALBound]

Dumo top 10

Makes sense. Was a little surprised not to see Letang on there. Looking at the forwards, still think Caggiula would have been a great pick up over ERod.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Did we draft a young Val Kilmer?

 

[Gurglesons]

Did we draft a young Val Kilmer?

I’m sure after we trade him they’ll bury him like Val Kilmer.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Makes sense. Was a little surprised not to see Letang on there. Looking at the forwards, still think Caggiula would have been a great pick up over ERod.

Letang plays more minutes so he’s probably closer to equal. Also when we get last change for O zone face offs he probably gets more chances against weaker opponents.

I didn’t look up his number at all so a complete guesstimate on my part. Makes sense in my head though

 

[Tom Hanks]

We do too!!!!

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Did we draft a young Val Kilmer?

 

[Tom Hanks]

Wear your masks

 

[3ladesof5teel]

man.....i leave the boards for a few weeks and this is what this thread has come to

 

[Jobeycool]

I tried to buy a XBox Series X today but because all of the scalpers on the internet cannot get one........Wonders if any Sid the grown up Kid has one and the Malkins family.....Maybe Sullivan has one.. waaaa..waaa.. EA SPORTS NHL SUCKS same thing all over again just like CALL OF DUTY part 39...that is all...

 

[EightyOne]

I tried to buy a XBox Series X today but because all of the scalpers on the internet cannot get one........Wonders if any Sid the grown up Kid has one and the Malkins family.....Maybe Sullivan has one.. waaaa..waaa.. EA SPORTS NHL SUCKS same thing all over again just like CALL OF DUTY part 39...that is all...

Sid plays Candyland. Has an extensive pen and paper set of rules to allow solo play

Geno for sure just plays STALKER mods on a PC where he can maybe turn on medium graphics

Sullivan downloaded Hockey Manager but got angry when ZAR was only rated a 41 and deleted it

 

[The Great Mighty Poo]

Did we draft a young Val Kilmer?

...should we put nipples on his jersey?

 

[EightyOne]

 

[Big McLargehuge]

Did we draft a young Val Kilmer?

 

[Tom Hanks]

Babies

 

[Gurglesons]

Babies

Phil Bourque hitting that young tail.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Phil Bourque hitting that young tail.

I assumed it was his grand kid

 

[Honour Over Glory]

...should we put nipples on his jersey?

A detailed codpiece at least.

 

[Jobeycool]

Tom Hanks will you be my Huckleberry......haha just kidding.....I mean the actor Tom Hanks .....nope wait that is gross..

 

[Al Smith]

I assumed it was his grand kid

Let’s hope. I’ve never understood how dudes in their 50s agree to be new dads, especially if they’ve done it before.

 

[Tom Hanks]

Holy ****. Still we won 5-4. Good job LA.