GDT: Oh Look, You Again. YAWN! - Craps @ 19:00

[Ginormousthumbs]

Spicy call ups.

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[Honour Over Glory]

I don't mind seeing the Caps and isles this much. Maybe it'll finally make Sullivan realize how to game plan against them regularly so when the playoff rolls around they don't beat us.

 

[The Old Master]

I honestly didn't know until I googled. I have heard the name before.

I also think it's a weak chirp if someone calls a hockey player a girls name. Some of my favorite fighters of all time (Gina, Ronda, Cyborg) would kick the living shit out of 90% of the NHL fellas. I think calling someone 4 eyes is a stronger chirp and that's still bottom of the barrel.

I wish people heard some of the really funny chirps on the ice. It's so creative. Like... it's not anywhere close to bro stuff. The great chirpers of the game are masterful. It's like an art piece. They say such off the wall stuff that you can't help but want to attack them every shift. Then the fools that just say swear words or fall for the generic chirps look silly.

or it goes the other way and you start laughing so hard you forget about the game.

 

[Randy Butternubs]

In Game 13 it looks like @sovietsanta87 said "Anne Hathaway needs to calm down". And @Zirakzigil posted the Anne Hathaway "It isn't fair" gif. I said "She's gorgeous" and then Zirak kept posting Anne gifs.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Our lineup is going to look like crap tonight without Zucker. Doc, Sceviour, Lafferty and Jank will all play, I assume?

You're such a ray of sunshine.

 

[ColePens]

Rocking out in DG Crocs and Versace Jeggings watching Monday Night Raw.

Bahhahahahahha

 

[ColePens]

or it goes the other way and you start laughing so hard you forget about the game.

I can tell you are a good chirper by this response. You get it.

Am I right?

 

[ColePens]

I would legit f***ing kill to have @Honour Over Glory as my d partner. We would shit talk people's suits during the game. It would be the funniest shit ever. I'm not joking. D zone scrums and post whistle would be like a comedy zone.

 

[Allie Kitsune]

I don't mind seeing the Caps and isles this much. Maybe it'll finally make Sullivan realize how to game plan against them regularly so when the playoff rolls around they don't beat us.

You know better.

It's nice to have hope, but on the internet, it can only lead to pain.

 

[Ugene Magic]

I haven’t cared about wrestling since the ECW days, but it’s whatever you enjoy. I used to watch all the sports but now it’s only hockey.

I don't watch the new wrestling ventures because even though you knew they were fake back in the early 2000's they were highly entertaining. All this new stuff is just puke worthy. They try way too hard when it's a simple concept.

 

[tom_servo]

Despite the Pens trending upward in a lot of good areas I'm not feeling great about this one. On the road, injuries, probably not going 5-1 on the Caps. Still, quite a few topics to watch for: powerplay, Friedman, ZAR, and Jarry.

 

[ZorkEnchanter]

This year has taught me one thing- we need to go back to old divisions and schedules. @Islanders, (H) Islanders, (H)Islanders, @Islanders, @Capitals, (H) Capitals....

ugh...

 

[Ginormousthumbs]

I don't watch the new wrestling ventures because even though you knew they were fake back in the early 2000's they were highly entertaining. All this new stuff is just puke worthy. They try way too hard when it's a simple concept.

I’ll have to take your word on that. The only thing wrestling related I’ve watched recently was the Darkside Of The Ring series.

 

[KIRK]

@KIRK i need your assistance here. Explain to our good friend.

Honestly I don't. If i'm at my house, my tv is off or has a live event on. I hate just watching movies unless it's like a perfect rainy day. I checked out Mandalorian and loved it. I liked Person of Interest and Scrubs (tv shows). But man watching movies is a chore. It's so annoying.

Last movie I watched was Joker. Absolute masterful piece of acting, but it's nothing you throw on twice. Depressing as hell. I haven't seen any avengers movies.

@Ginormousthumbs, I can confirm that @ColePens has a decades old aversion to televised entertainment.

Once upon a time, before his discovery of Gucci and all other things fashion, there was a little ColePens. Youngest of three brothers, his only interest was in playing hockey. But, his older brothers had other ideas. Legend has it that they got their kicks out of torturing him. As Mama and Papa ColePens outlawed actual Chinese water torture, his enterprising brothers took to routinely tying ColePens down and forcing him to watch Jaws, sometimes multiple times in a row. They would laugh endlessly as little ColePens cried that all he wanted to do was go outside and play hockey.

Suffice it to say, this had quite the traumatic effect on him. Many hours of psychiatric care and tens of thousands of dollars spent of fashion have helped to alleviate some of the damage, but even today it is believed that ColePens is loathe to watch televised entertainment for fear that demonic forces will incapacitate him and turn the channel to Jaws on a permanent loop.

EDIT: I believe that @Scandale du Jour can confirm most of this. If @Honour Over Glory were sober when reading this, he might be able to do the same (but little green men from Mars joining the Penguins is more likely than HOG being sober during a Penguins pregame).

 

[ChaosAgent]

I'm just here for the Anne Hathaway gifs and to grudgingly come to the conclusion that she is hot even by "yeah but all actresses are hot" standards.

 

[Ryder71]

Sick and tired of seeing the Caps, at this point.

Take a number!

 

[Scandale du Jour]

@Ginormousthumbs, I can confirm that @ColePens has a decades old aversion to televised entertainment.

Once upon a time, before his discovery of Gucci and all other things fashion, there was a little ColePens. Youngest of three brothers, his only interest was in playing hockey. But, his older brothers had other ideas. Legend has it that they got their kicks out of torturing him. As Mama and Papa ColePens outlawed actual Chinese water torture, his enterprising brothers took to routinely tying ColePens down and forcing him to watch Jaws, sometimes multiple times in a row. They would laugh endlessly as little ColePens cried that all he wanted to do was go outside and play hockey.

Suffice it to say, this had quite the traumatic effect on him. Many hours of psychiatric care and tens of thousands of dollars spent of fashion have helped to alleviate some of the damage, but even today it is believed that ColePens is loathe to watch televised entertainment for fear that demonic forces will incapacitate him and turn the channel to Jaws on a permanent loop.

EDIT: I believe that @Scandale du Jour can confirm most of this. If @Honour Over Glory were sober when reading this, he might be able to do the same (but little green men from Mars joining the Penguins is more likely than HOG being sober during a Penguins pregame).

He likes Star Wars though. And the Nolan Batman movies.

 

[ColePens]

He likes Star Wars though. And the Nolan Batman movies.

This is true! Dark Knight was probably my last movie I loved. Inception was bad ass, too.

Suicide Squad killed it for me because the animated version is 100x better. So i cut ties with hero movies for a bit.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

I'm just here for the Anne Hathaway gifs and to grudgingly come to the conclusion that she is hot even by "yeah but all actresses are hot" standards.

I don't think she's very photogenic. She looks better in film/when she's moving rather than a still frame. Some pictures make her look like a cartoon bird.

*Ducks and exits thread*

 

[ownal]

ROW please!

 

[ChaosAgent]

I don't think she's very photogenic. She looks better in film/when she's moving rather than a still frame. Some pictures make her look like a cartoon bird.

*Ducks and exits thread*

There's also an element of "beautiful vs. hot" and how the venn-diagrams usually overlap but not always that I look forward to rehashing probably about 13 times in this thread.

Hope Garnet doesn't score lol

 

[Andy99]

Going to miss most of this one...hope I’m not jinxing them...

 

[KIRK]

He likes Star Wars though. And the Nolan Batman movies.

True, but that April Fool's joke his brothers' played, sticking a DVD of Jaws inside a Star Wars cover, was pretty damn funny.

 

[Mr Jiggyfly]

I don't think she's very photogenic. She looks better in film/when she's moving rather than a still frame. Some pictures make her look like a cartoon bird.

*Ducks and exits thread*

We should have a board fashion show where Anne Hathaway rates everyone.

I wouldn’t even bother showing up because Ogre would kill it.

 

[Andy99]