Official tank thread and tanking GDT #12 (Sabres @ Stars)

[sjci]

@DaveDavisHockey: Dallas hit the century mark tonight, folks. 101 shot attempts.

 

[SabreOil]

IF we finish 29th....you might want to black out the night of the lotto too.

Your right make it 3 weeks. I wouldn't be able to handle the days/time leading up to the lotto.

 

[Zman5778]

@DaveDavisHockey: Dallas hit the century mark tonight, folks. 101 shot attempts.

I feel like that's not the first time that's been done against us this year.

 

[Ralonzo]

Hasn't someone been accumulating a best "the sky is falling" posts? Zip maybe?

I didn't know there was such a thing or I would've cut loose a long time ago.

 

[ruff22]

A split with Arizona, a win against the hapless Leafs and 6 more regulation losses gets us home.

Is that too much to ask boys?

No way they can go those other six games without getting something, I don't think. If we can lose to the Leafs, that will free up a win somewhere else. We really need Arizona to pick up two points elsewhere (three would be amazing, but that seems like Mt.Everest for them).

 

[DazedandConfused]

@DaveDavisHockey: Dallas hit the century mark tonight, folks. 101 shot attempts.

somewhere in there is a 101 dalmations joke.

 

[EichHart]

I feel like this is a very important bonding time for our board.

I think this is an invitation from Zero for a tank party at Zeros house. I'll bring World of Tank game along with a few computers. Who is bringing the booze? We will play world of tanks and pray to the hockey gods

 

[Zman5778]

No way they can go those other six games without getting something, I don't think. If we can lose to the Leafs, that will free up a win somewhere else. We really need Arizona to pick up two points elsewhere (three would be amazing, but that seems like Mt.Everest for them).

Carolina and C-Bus are the only other two teams that could gift us a point really, but CBJs are really on a roll now.

 

[BakedBuffalo]

So I got off the computer for the 3rd. I come on after the game and the comments after the Sabres third goal are ****ing hilarious. All I could think is "god why". Then in the final seconds Lehtonen decides to do some crazy ****, nearly gave me a ****ing heart attack. What a season this has been, god only 9 games left.

 

[Beerz]

Dave Davis ‏@DaveDavisHockey 3m3 minutes ago

Dallas hit the century mark tonight, folks. 101 shot attempts.

 

[EichHart]

We're going through a tank thread nearly every day. Crazy!

 

[OhreallyOrielly]

I just proposed in the Coyote tank thread that 'Yotes fans do a pro Sabes GDT here and we do sa pro-Yotes one there. It would be hysterical. Of course it lead to a crapload of bans for people who don't know what's going on....

 

[Dahlin 2 Eichel]

No way they can go those other six games without getting something, I don't think. If we can lose to the Leafs, that will free up a win somewhere else. We really need Arizona to pick up two points elsewhere (three would be amazing, but that seems like Mt.Everest for them).

2 points? They can't even get 2 goals in a game

 

[sjci]

 

[Clock]

This whole thing is such a god damned setup.

 

[EichHart]

2 points? They can't even get 2 goals in a game

Who is the Yotes best offensive player right now? I would take Ennis, Moulson, Larsson, Girgensons, Gionta over any forward on the Yotes.

 

[Husko]

I want to go into a 2 week coma and wake up to see what the outcome is. I can't handle these games anymore. I don't know whether to watch the zona games or just look at the final score after each one?

Here ya go buddy

http://hfboards.mandatory.com/showthread.php?t=1861023

 

[Ralonzo]

7 regulation losses if the Coyotes can pickup just. one. freaking. point.

Sure, that's possible.

I mean, Kate Upton pings me on Tinder. Won't stop bugging me, I swear...

 

[Zman5778]

I just proposed in the Coyote tank thread that 'Yotes fans do a pro Sabes GDT here and we do sa pro-Yotes one there. It would be hysterical. Of course it lead to a crapload of bans for people who don't know what's going on....

We should TOTALLY do this. It'd be hysterical.

We have 3 days to plan it and get both boards behind the idea.

 

[OhreallyOrielly]

Who is the Yotes best offensive player right now? I would take Ennis, Moulson, Larsson, Girgensons, Gionta over any forward on the Yotes.

Their best offensive player is EOL.

 

[Husko]

You went the wrong way, It's 5 regulation losses if the Yotes nab one more point besides beating us

They pick up a point somewhere and it doesn't matter if we sweep them, 7 regulation losses and it's all over (unless my math is wrong)

 

[BornBuffaloFan]

Buffalo Sabres ‏@BuffaloSabres 1m1 minute ago
More Nolan on @WGR550: Seems everyone's focused on a draft choice, but our focus is trying to get these guys to compete & win. #BUFvsDAL


We pay your salary

 

[Montag DP]

Their best offensive player is EOL.

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[Zman5778]

They pick up a point somewhere and it doesn't matter if we sweep them, 7 regulation losses and it's all over (unless my math is wrong)

No, your math is right.

 

[Dahlin 2 Eichel]

Who is the Yotes best offensive player right now? I would take Ennis, Moulson, Larsson, Girgensons, Gionta over any forward on the Yotes.

Last three games OEL has three goals