OT: Off-Topic Thread-Whats the deal with these Crows waking me up

[Roll 4 Lines]

You'd prefer a 10 second effort instead?

Nobody likes a braggart!

 

[Kovi]

I'll rob him of his gold, and give it to some poor, unworthy slob.

I think I missed one in there somewhere.

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

I think I missed one in there somewhere.

Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.

 

[Roll 4 Lines]

Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.

I'm a fiddler crab!

Shoot me, it's fiddler crab season!

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

I'm a fiddler crab!

Shoot me, it's fiddler crab season!

...and on this farm he had an igloo...ee... ayyy... ee... ayyy... dohhh?

 

[BMC]

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...

IMO still the greatest cartoon show of all time. Bullwinkle runs a close second though.

And no I don't like the New Looney Tunes. Too PC for me.

 

[BMC]

Just nod if you can hear me.
(I'll play.)

Is there anyone at home?

 

[Kovi]

I'm a chicken hawk! and I eats chickens!

 

[Scotto74]

I'm a chicken hawk! and I eats chickens!

Are you coming quietly, or do I have to muss ya up?

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

There's something kind of, I say there's something kind of eeEEEEeeehh about a kid that's never played baseball.

 

[BMC]

I tawt I taw a puddy tat.

I did! I did! I did taw a puddy tat!!!

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

That boy is gonna need a slide-rule to find me in here.

But, but..but boy! Over there!

No I don't want to look. I just might be in there.

 

[BMC]

Meep! Meep!

 

[Scotto74]

I knew I shoulda make that left toin at Albaquerque

 

[BMC]

Of course you know this means war.

 

[Scotto74]

Ya better say yer prayers, ya flea-bitten varmint, I’m a-gonna blow ya to smitherereenies

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

I'll just ask this gent in the fancy looking knickerbockers.

 

[BMC]

I know this defies the law of gravity but I never studied law

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

Name?

Shropshire Slasher.

Occupation?

Shropshire Slasher.

 

[Artemis]

Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.

Honest and truly, I AM Robin Hood!

 

[Roll 4 Lines]

It's too close to quittin' time, Ralph.

We'll pick it up here in the morning.

 

[Donnie Shulzhoffer]

Rabbit au gratin de gelatin under tooled leather. Drool, drool.

 

[LSCII]

Are you coming quietly, or do I have to muss ya up?

Where's the fun in that?

 

[Roll 4 Lines]

All right Clancy, surround the house!

 

[LSCII]

Now look, would I turn on this gas if my friend Rocky was in there?
You might rabbit, you might.
Well would I throw a lighted match in there if my friend was in there?