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Pastafarian!
You'd prefer a 10 second effort instead?
Nobody likes a braggart!
You'd prefer a 10 second effort instead?
I'll rob him of his gold, and give it to some poor, unworthy slob.
I think I missed one in there somewhere.
Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.
I'm a fiddler crab!
Shoot me, it's fiddler crab season!
Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit...
Just nod if you can hear me.
(I'll play.)
I'm a chicken hawk! and I eats chickens!
Actually, it's a buck-and-a-quarter quarterstaff, but I'm not telling him that.
Are you coming quietly, or do I have to muss ya up?