OFF DAY THREAD! We give points away for free!

[Tom Hanks]

To be fair, I'm pretty sure Pettersson wears a no-contact jersey in the games as well.

You’re kidding right? He takes the most contact in the league

 

[MartinS82]

You’re kidding right? He takes the most contact in the league

Yeah I'm kidding. I actually like how he plays generally, and I realize that he gets hit on a regular basis.

 

[Andy99]

Hahahaha... maybe some sweet mercy for his miserable season so far and he's injured, as usual.

Won't notice much.

you won’t notice a difference in the top six between Laff and Geno? ...ouch...I think you would notice no matter how poorly Geno plays...Laff sucks

 

[Tom Hanks]

Geno probably just has a meeting or a physio appointment

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

you won’t notice a difference in the top six between Laff and Geno? ...ouch...I think you would notice no matter how poorly Geno plays...Laff sucks

What do they have... 1 regulation win? What is Malkin sitting at a whopping .4PPG?

Yeah I won't notice much.

 

[Andy99]

What do they have... 1 regulation win? What is Malkin sitting at a whopping .4PPG?

Yeah I won't notice much.

you could say the same thing about Sid and a lot of players then...that record and any scoring woes are equally problematic for most of our top six

 

[dogthateats]

Malkin had an Instagram story with a link to his twitch account. He is probably just being disciplined.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

you could say the same thing about Sid and a lot of players then...that record and any scoring woes are equally problematic for most of our top six

Crosby has scored at a respectable rate despite his struggles.

Regardless at least I won't have to watch the gutted shadow of my former favorite player drag his carcass around the ice for a while.

 

[Andy99]

Crosby has scored at a respectable rate despite his struggles.

Regardless at least I won't have to watch the gutted shadow of my former favorite player drag his carcass around the ice for a while.

depends what’s important to you...Sid has no ES goals and is -4, worse than Geno...I don’t think his “scoring” has been significant to the Pens except for the OT winners...he certainly hasn’t been doing much to win games in regulation for the Pens

 

[Ryder71]

depends what’s important to you...Sid has no ES goals and is -4, worse than Geno...I don’t think his “scoring” has been significant to the Pens except for the OT winners...he certainly hasn’t been doing much to win games in regulation for the Pens

He's disappointment me greatly.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

 

[Gurglesons]

Lol. I hate this team.

 

[Pens x]

I imagine it isn’t too serious if they are using Lafferty.

They used Rodrigues on the first line, sooooo...

 

[Speaking Moistly]

Ffs.

 

[Gurglesons]

Ffs.

It is a COVID symptom.

 

[Speaking Moistly]

It is a COVID symptom.

I definitely went “conjunctivitis!”

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Aw geez Geno gave himself pink eye from rubbing his shitty season in his eyeballs.

 

[Kristopher Letang]

It is a COVID symptom.

If it ain’t a thing, it’s another.

The Penguins are due for a full COVID quarantine anyway. Idk why I was expecting something else... Ha! Shame on me

 

[Andy99]

It is a COVID symptom.

it could be...no joke

 

[Gurglesons]

it could be...no joke

Yeah, I wasn’t.

 

[HandshakeLine]

Ffs.

Who farted on Geno's face? Fess up!

 

[Ugene Magic]

Who farted on Geno's face? Fess up!

They got the full treatment....

"Sorry guys, I thought it was just a big gas... of an idea. I giggled too hard while thinking about it, and it wasn't gas. My bad!"

 

[RSPens]

I imagine it isn’t too serious if they are using Lafferty.

Well who else would they use? Obviously McCann...but oh yeah...he's hurt, Erod...nope also hurt...Jake? Nope he is Crosby's siamese twin. Really aren't any other options considering Sully is having wet dreams about getting to play the BART line again and Jankowski is barely cutting it as a 4th liner at this point.

 

[Gurglesons]

Well who else would they use? Obviously McCann...but oh yeah...he's hurt, Erod...nope also hurt...Jake? Nope he is Crosby's siamese twin. Really aren't any other options considering Sully is having wet dreams about getting to play the BART line again and Jankowski is barely cutting it as a 4th liner at this point.

Bleuger.

 

[dogthateats]