NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE THREE! Part Two

[Lord Defect]

Hearts were broken when a request for a cameo was denied, but hearts were full when the request was accepted.

Only the best of the insane are welcome, and with that. As team message board poster @Captain Dave Poulin

“Yeah, I guess I'll do it. On the one hand, this is probably a smart choice, since I am the only person on here who won't grow turgid over Taryn and drool all over her. No thank you. On the other hand, I am going to spend the entirety of my time sending my hordes of kitana-wielding beauties from the N'est-ce Pas Dojo A-Go-Go to cut the living shit out of that bitch Chris Pronger and that other bitch Pierre Maguire and that extreme bitch David Hakstok. Now if you would be so kind as to pour me a Diet A & W, fry me up a couple of double A & W cheeseburgers, and drop the needle on "You're the Best," we can get started.

”

Kiss ass

 

[Lord Defect]

I wasn't at all. I was going to draft an actual Rover and insist this meant I got to play 6v5.

I hate Messier even more now. He's ruined everything.

If it makes you feel any better, I was going to draft a goon. I didn’t and I’m not, so it probably doesn’t make you feel better at all.
Hah! Wasted pick. Loser!

 

[Lord Defect]

Oh my god hurry up and get around to me.

 

[Striiker]

I use an electric one that I got from depot. I’m drawing a blank on the brand but if you want I’ll get the info for you. With electric, there’s no fooling with the fire temperature, kinda set it, and almost forget it.

Thanks but I already ordered one.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I was more aligned to what @JojoTheWhale did for the dealer's choice. You guys are throwing me for a loop here.

What Jojo did was smart and makes actual sense in terms of the pile of stuff (AKA shit [Messier]) he is bringing with him. These gigantic picks are not the ones you want to emulate.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

He ruined nothing. That's all on you.

Wash your brain out with soap. Messier ruins absolutely everything - always has, always will.

 

[Young Sandwich]

What Jojo did was smart and makes actual sense in terms of the pile of stuff (AKA shit [Messier]) he is bringing with him. These gigantic picks are not the ones you want to emulate.

What's gigantic about an interdimensional wireless router?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What's gigantic about an interdimensional wireless router?

Nothing.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

What Jojo did was smart and makes actual sense in terms of the pile of stuff (AKA shit [Messier]) he is bringing with him. These gigantic picks are not the ones you want to emulate.

I just want everyone to know I had a pick idea I wanted to run by Cap today and it took me 3 tries for me to even convey what the hell I meant.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

What Jojo did was smart and makes actual sense in terms of the pile of stuff (AKA shit [Messier]) he is bringing with him. These gigantic picks are not the ones you want to emulate.

I am still on course to draft something boring, relative to what has happened in the last 24 hours. No worries there.

 

[Chinatown88]

I could never do keto. I love dumplings and noodles too much.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Wash your brain out with soap. Messier ruins absolutely everything - always has, always will.

In terms of Messier being selected, that's all on Jojo.

I already threw the proper shade at Messier when I drafted Beliveau. My disrespect for him is unwavering.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Dealers Choice aka, Maxium Chaos was the best draft category i've ever thought of and Cap tried to veto it... I think.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Dealers Choice aka, Maxium Chaos was the best draft category i've ever thought of and Cap tried to veto it... I think.

Great category. Unless you're one of the squares that will choose a pocket knife or multitool for their dealer's choice pick. Damn squares.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Dealers Choice aka, Maxium Chaos was the best draft category i've ever thought of and Cap tried to veto it... I think.

I don't remember vetoing anything - I remember being abandoned, and then the rest is a blur.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I don't remember vetoing anything - I remember being abandoned, and then the rest is a blur.

i'll always be here when you need me, brother. Sometimes you gotta let a peacock fly on his own.

 

[ajgoal]

I don't remember vetoing anything - I remember being abandoned, and then the rest is a blur.

Does he at least send you food? You always seem to be hungry.

 

[FlyerNutter]

Kiss ass

I prefer to bite bottoms.

Thank you.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

multitool

Oh you mean the team that chose every tool on the entire internet in one fell swoop?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oh you mean the team that chose every tool on the entire internet in one fell swoop?

He did... but the internet is full of pedophilia so I called the FBI on him... They'll be handling it shortly.

It will no longer be an issue.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

He did... but the internet is full of pedophilia so I called the FBI on him... They'll be handling it shortly.

It will no longer be an issue.

I hope you used a hard landline and you don't have VOIP. He controls that too.

Technically, I think we all have to mail our picks to Cap now.

 

[Young Sandwich]

He did... but the internet is full of pedophilia so I called the FBI on him... They'll be handling it shortly.

It will no longer be an issue.

 

[Young Sandwich]

I hope you used a hard landline and you don't have VOIP. He controls that too.

Technically, I think we all have to mail our picks to Cap now.

You're all still welcome to use it, but I can drop the banhammer at any time for any reason I see fit. Don't worry though, I rule with a room temperature butter fist.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

i'll always be here when you need me, brother. Sometimes you gotta let a peacock fly on his own.

Peacocks can roast in hell. Money-grubbing bitch bird bastards.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I hope you used a hard landline and you don't have VOIP. He controls that too.

Technically, I think we all have to mail our picks to Cap now.

Yep, but he'd die of boredom waiting for an email to get to me, so that's probably safe too.