Hearts were broken when a request for a cameo was denied, but hearts were full when the request was accepted.
Only the best of the insane are welcome, and with that. As team message board poster
@Captain Dave Poulin
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Yeah, I guess I'll do it. On the one hand, this is probably a smart choice, since I am the only person on here who won't grow turgid over Taryn and drool all over her. No thank you. On the other hand, I am going to spend the entirety of my time sending my hordes of kitana-wielding beauties from the N'est-ce Pas Dojo A-Go-Go to cut the living shit out of that bitch Chris Pronger and that other bitch Pierre Maguire and that extreme bitch David Hakstok. Now if you would be so kind as to pour me a Diet A & W, fry me up a couple of double A & W cheeseburgers, and drop the needle on "You're the Best," we can get started.
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