NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE ELEVEN! Part ONE!

[Hollywood Cannon]

I really don't understand why you want to destroy the thing you created, but pretty soon I am going to start trying to destroy it also.

I don't WANT to destroy it. I just appreciate #Loopholes.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I don't WANT to destroy it. I just appreciate #Loopholes.

Great.

 

[mja]

The NJFZ official cheese will be Burrata.

This creamy delight is often served with tomatoes, which have unfortunately been claimed by His Defectiveness. No matter, the best Burrata dish we’ve ever eaten paired [Ranch] instead.

@Chuck Downie

 

[kudymen]

Great.

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[JojoTheWhale]

I think it's consistent. The ingredient is mine, but you can have dish that uses it. You just can't also have the ingredient, even if I'm using it in another category.

Yes, but not all dishes because half of the weight of my official pasta dish is Pecorino Romano.

This is why I don't care about anything other than having Manhattan to myself. If you want to pick it apart, you can. Loses the fun, though. Feel free to cannibalize my stuff. I don't mind.

 

[BernieParent]

Tough to watch. I do not envy you and Cap when having to make these highly polarizing decisions.

Item 10 on my Time Machine To-do List is to travel back and tell 18-year-old myself that a wondrous global communication method will be available in multiple platforms, collectively called social media. And I will make use of it to argue with people I will likely never meet about what type of bread and cheese my fake hockey franchise will declare as its own.

 

[Lord Defect]

Yes, but not all dishes because half of the weight of my official pasta dish is Pecorino Romano.

This is why I don't care about anything other than having Manhattan to myself. If you want to pick it apart, you can. Loses the fun, though. Feel free to cannibalize my stuff. I don't mind.

That’s where you’re wrong jojo. I have the Manhattan Footbusters. (It’s just not the Manhattan in New York)

 

[Young Sandwich]

Item 10 on my Time Machine To-do List is to travel back and tell 18-year-old myself that a wondrous global communication method will be available in multiple platforms, collectively called social media. And I will make use of it to argue with people I will likely never meet about what type of bread and cheese my fake hockey franchise will declare as its own.

I'm not sure what I'd find less believable. Seeing a time traveling version of myself or them trying to explain this QV Mega Mock to me.

 

[BernieParent]

I'm not sure what I'd find less believable. Seeing a time traveling version of myself or them trying to explain this QV Mega Mock to me.

"Yeah, the quantum time loops make sense to break the time-space continuum. But you spent actual time, as a [RANCH]-year-old researching single-pilot attack vehicles and condiments???? What is the matter with us?"

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Just wait until one of us come back from the future to tell us that our decision to not bring [Redacted] to the Quackverse lead to never ending war and a cataclysmic event.

 

[Lord Defect]

Just wait until one of us come back from the future to tell us that our decision to not bring [Redacted] to the Quackverse lead to never ending war and a cataclysmic event.

The cataclysmic event was inviting @Striiker

 

[Striiker]

The cataclysmic event was inviting @Striiker

kidnapping*

 

[Magua]

I'm not sure what I'd find less believable. Seeing a time traveling version of myself or them trying to explain this QV Mega Mock to me.

“Younger Sandwich, I’m you…..from the future. You see, in the future we created a fictional hockey franchise in a fictional parallel universe called the Quackverse. But something has gone terribly wrong with an amusement park called, “Westworld.” The future and the future of our team, the Montreal Sexpos, depends entirely on you. We’re going to need — ”

“Hang on, Older Sandwich. Did you say Montreal Sexpos?”

Yes. I know this is a lot to take in.”

“Sexpos…….sweet.”

 

[BiggE]

“Younger Sandwich, I’m you…..from the future. You see, in the future we created a fictional hockey franchise in a fictional parallel universe called the Quackverse. But something has gone terribly wrong with an amusement park called, “Westworld.” The future and the future of our team, the Montreal Sexpos, depends entirely on you. We’re going to need — ”

“Hang on, Older Sandwich. Did you say Montreal Sexpos?”

Yes. I know this is a lot to take in.”

“Sexpos…….sweet.”

Just wait til someone tries explaining “Methgators” to his past self...

 

[Lord Defect]

Just wait til someone tries explaining “Methgators” to his past self...

And waiting for little bigge to not be baked out of his mind

 

[Magua]

Just wait til someone tries explaining “Methgators” to his past self...

“I’m BiggerE. I’m you, from the distant future! SvelteE, you see, we drafted a fake team for a fake universe called the Quackverse…..”

“Is our team all about like wrestling and Beavis Butt-Head and stuff?”

“Well, um, yes actually. And meth. Gators too.”

“What’s meth, BiggerE?”

“It gives you superpowers. Try some. But don’t tell mom.”

 

[ajgoal]

Killing time between picks. And work.

 

[Young Sandwich]

“Younger Sandwich, I’m you…..from the future. You see, in the future we created a fictional hockey franchise in a fictional parallel universe called the Quackverse. But something has gone terribly wrong with an amusement park called, “Westworld.” The future and the future of our team, the Montreal Sexpos, depends entirely on you. We’re going to need — ”

“Hang on, Older Sandwich. Did you say Montreal Sexpos?”

Yes. I know this is a lot to take in.”

“Sexpos…….sweet.”

"So in other words, we got older but never actually grew up? I f***ing knew it."

 

[BiggE]

"So in other words, we got older but never actually grew up? I f***ing knew it."

Growing up is highly overrated

 

[Hurricane28]

I had Burrata for the first time in my life like a week ago. Where has this been all my life?

 

[ajgoal]

Growing up is highly overrated

 

[JojoTheWhale]

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Killing time between picks. And work.

@Striiker

 

[Striiker]

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Killing time between picks. And work.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW YESSSSSS PUPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Chuck Downie]

Les Comiques first pick in Phase Eleven will be rental pick up

John Druce

John Druce at eliteprospects.com

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team One Hit Wonder

Oh Canada

@mja