ajgoal
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NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE EIGHT! Part Two!
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BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Ozzy just wanted to pop in and say hello
CanadianFlyer88
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It's the first image that pops up when I search for celebrity-chicken look-a-likes and I already own his year 2000.
The Seattle Sockeyes select Chicken Conan O'Brien.
@Rebels57, last double dip of Phase 8!
The Seattle Sockeyes select Chicken Conan O'Brien.
@Rebels57, last double dip of Phase 8!
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Inspired selection, sir! That thing is majestic..and the chicken ain't bad either.
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The PORTLAND FOG have two player selections to make.
First up, we will select Defensemen KAIDEN GUHLE
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/413363/kaiden-guhle
Next up, we'll take Center HENDRIX LAPIERRE
Hendrix Lapierre at eliteprospects.com
@CanadianFlyer88 back to you
First up, we will select Defensemen KAIDEN GUHLE
https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/413363/kaiden-guhle
Next up, we'll take Center HENDRIX LAPIERRE
Hendrix Lapierre at eliteprospects.com
@CanadianFlyer88 back to you
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
CanadianFlyer88
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The Seattle Sockeyes are thankful to have had local actor, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, represent the club in its early days, but, since the PNW theme has essentially been iffy at best since Phase 1, we are thrilled to be able to use the re-draft option to add our favourite actor to the franchise.
The Sockeyes use the re-draft to select Morgan Freeman as our team actor.
@BiggE, get to steppin'.
The Sockeyes use the re-draft to select Morgan Freeman as our team actor.
@BiggE, get to steppin'.
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Did I post that in the wrong thread or something? lol
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
On left wing, the Methgators will take Boone Jenner. Why? Cause Boone Jenner is a name that screams good old boy methhead!
However, he can leave this shit on earth prime
@DancingPanther , it’s that special time yet again
However, he can leave this shit on earth prime
@DancingPanther , it’s that special time yet again
CanadianFlyer88
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mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Let's just say that the roster thread got a little weird there. Whether it got more or less stupid is hard to say though.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Does that mean that he isn't possessing the insult conversation enough? Because the eye test says otherwise.
Striiker
Earthquake Survivor
It did not get less stupid.
ajgoal
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Hockey is stupid. The Flyers are stupid. The roster thread is really stupid.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Connor McDavid: Uh, boss?
GM Doug: What is it Connor?
CM: Well sir, I just read something really disturbing.
GM Doug: Is this about your Etsy business again? Is it that not every dog in the world has their own set of pajamas?
CM: Well, I found it doing research for my store but it's not directly related.
GM Doug: Go ahead, it beats researching Team soft cheese to be served alongside a merlot on a Thursday.
CM: Ok, so it seems that with the pandemic winding down that many people who made pet adoptions are returning them now that they are going back to work.
GM Doug: Well, humans are garbage. That's why we're leaving for the Quackverse.
CM: But leaving doesn't make us less responsible for the kitties and floofers.
GM Doug: Well, we've got a charity spot. If you use that could you go back to knitting dog berets and leave me in peace?
CM: Well that's swell sir, I'll do that.
In honour of my Canadian roots, I will pick a small Canadian charity whose proceeds go directly to the kitties. The Chimpanzees select Team Cat Rescue as their charity. (https://www.teamcatrescue.ca/)
GM Doug: One less category to pick, one more superstar mollified. Check, check. Good work once again Dougster.
Back to the regular order, this was a make-up pick!
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Woah, got back to me quickly. I'm awake
To round out the squad, we're going to take glue guy Scott Laughton and have him play defense. This guy does it all. Every winner has a Scott Laughton.@pit it's you once again
To round out the squad, we're going to take glue guy Scott Laughton and have him play defense. This guy does it all. Every winner has a Scott Laughton.@pit it's you once again
Lord Defect
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Magua
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GM Doug: Wait, what? We just picked. It's us again? This is ludicrous.
GM Doug: No, not ludacris. I'd say he doesn't belong in the Quackverse but I think Fast and Furious brings him by default.
Ok, so, I can waste my brainpower coming up with some original or I can go to Wikipedi- hey, look at all these already existing MISL teams. Have to rule out the Steamers, according to the rulebook. So I can pick a team that won once but otherwise looks like the Buffalo Bills of the MISL losing in the finals four times or I can pick the team that only was there for two seasons but has a cooler name.
Well, with me at the helm, any team can become a winner, so let's go for cool.
The Chimpanzees select as their MISL franchise, seated in their defunct franchise location of Hartford, the Hartford Hellions (colours red, yellow and black).
Connor Hellebuyck: The Helle-ions you say?
GM Doug: Oh, f*** me.
Helle: No takebacks!
GM Doug: Well, at least I have a category to use with redraft now.
Helle: Don't you dare!
GM Doug: @Chuck Downie you're up, don't screw it up!
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We will rewind and pick Andy Andreoff and have him play defense.
Magua
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Great pick. Can you trade me Point, Chabot, Spurgeon, or Girard?
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