NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - PHASE EIGHT! Part Two!

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Welcome To The 20/21 Flyers Board NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot, PHASE EIGHT! Part Two!

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We have now completed seven metaphysically satisfying phases, and in the process effectively obliterated our grief (insomuch as that is possible) over the state of the Earth Prime Shitheads and the denoument of their diarrhea season from Hell. F*** that noise, amirite?

We once again plant our feet in the present misery, however, as we round out our roster of Current Hockeyers, because to not do so now would be the very height of stupidity, the Arizona of imbecility, the not-hugging-Provy-when-Provy-exudes-greatness of … somethingness. Anyway, here we go with PHASE EIGHT!


CURRENT PLAYERS
It is especially important now and moving forward to carefully check the lists on the first page and in that spreadsheet to make sure you don’t pick someone who has already been chosen. I know it’s confusing, but we have chosen a shit ton of shit. And players.

This could be seen as our “Fourth Current Line,” since we already have three Current Lines and calling it anything else would be defective. The same rules as PHASE SIX! apply - they have to be alive, and they must be currently playing professional hockey - but we are finished (for now) choosing f***ing goaltenders. We will use Hockey Reference to confirm positional integrity. Don’t worry about “right” and “left” for defensemen. So these are the positions you need to fill as we continue to pretend that hockey matters.


  • LW
  • C
  • RW
  • D
  • D

IMPORTANT RATIONAL STUFF
Remember that your very survival in the new world could depend on these choices in ways we couldn’t ever imagine, and your very enjoyment in surviving will definitely depend on these choices in ways that only I and my team of crack (pipe) scientists could ever imagine.

Unless otherwise stated, the people and things below can be anyone/anything except people/things that have already been explicitly picked OR cause conflict with our “No Duplicates” law of the new universe.


  • Team Charity - pretty straightforward - choose an existing charity that you would bring with you to the new dimension and donate to.

  • Team Standalone Book - can’t choose a book by someone else’s team author, but it can be part of a series. You can’t pick a whole series. Includes fiction, non-fiction, graphic novels, comic books (one edition, not a series), coffee table books, self-help bullshit, etc.

  • Team Dog/Cat Breed - I use the term “breed” loosely, but you can’t pick “all rescue dogs” or “all stray cats” - be specific. I can’t say more without pick tipping, so use your common sense.

  • Team Re-Draft - you can replace anything you have picked with something else, but it has to be something available, i.e. that no one has chosen. No Duplicates.

  • Team Disney Song - pick a song in a Disney production and put it in your [REDACTED} to play in the new world.

  • Team Historical Figure - find a figure from history and pick that f***er. No Duplicates.

  • Team Chicken and Celebrity Lookalike - you have to find a pic of a chick and say what celebrity it looks like to you, and that celebrity’s name will be shared by that chicken, which you will bring with you on the [REDACTED] to play with in the new world. This is actually good practice for a future category which rules so f***ing hard that I can hardly believe it myself, even though I thought of it. This future pick will not involve chickens. Just you wait.

  • Team MISL Team (City, Nickname, Colors) - if you remember, I chose this a couple of phases ago at the same time Rebel chose the PBHL. You are picking a Major Indoor Soccer League franchise to play in my year of 1980, when the Earth Prime version of the MISL was at its awesome zenith. (My forward scouts, Spaceman Spiff and Dandelion, discovered a timesink that will send us to Quackverse 1980.) The same rules as the PBHL apply - we are all going to choose a city and nickname, like we did with our original franchises, and team colors. We will adhere to No Duplicates principles, but like you could put your team in the same city as your hockey team, or your minor-league team, or your PBHL team if you wanted. Must be in North America. Not that anyone would, but the St. Louis Steamers franchise is not available - to me or anyone else - it has been retired. The reason it has been retired is that I couldn’t stand for someone else to have it, but it wouldn’t be fair to like reserve it for myself, so we’ll just take it off the board. Like I said, it’s not like anyone would anyway.



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Remember: “Chaos” is not the same thing as “Havoc.” Engage in the former, not the latter. We have a whole ton of stuff left over for PHASE SIX! so don’t worry if categories you wanted aren’t in here - I will champion them later with the boss.

For the first round, we will give everyone 12 hours to get revved up again - for all the succeeding rounds, it will be six hours. The daily clock starts at 8 a.m. and ends at 10 p.m., all times Eastern. This is a MONGOOSE DRAFT, which is the same functionally as a snake draft, but isn’t named after the **** of the animal world.

Don't forget to tag the next person in your pick post AND send a PM.


DRAFT ORDER

Magua - Honolulu Ghibli
GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers
Flytimmo - Boston FlyTimmos
JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats
Striiker - Allentown Attack
mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos
Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Mighty Ducks
BernieParent - Tampa Bay FireSticks
Hurricane28 - Virginia Beach Surge
Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators
CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes
Rebels57 - Portland Fog​





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HOSTRIVAL
Allentown AttackvsNew Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
Boston FlyTimmosvsLos Angeles Whalers
Chicago ChimpanzeesvsLas Vegas Desert Ducks
Honolulu GhiblivsFlorida Methgators
Jacksonville MethgatorsvsTampa Bay FireSticks
Las Vegas Desert DucksvsProvidence Platypi
Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!vsBoston FlyTimmos
Los Angeles WhalersvsNew York M.A.D. Cats
Montreal SexposvsQuebec Lapins
New Jersey Flaming ZeppelinsvsAllentown Attack
New York M.A.D. CatsvsMontreal Sexpos
Philadelphia VillainsvsNew York M.A.D. Cats
Portland FogvsSt. Paul Stay Pufts
Providence PlatypivsLas Vegas Desert Ducks
Quebec LapinsvsMontreal Sexpos
Seattle SockeyesvsVancouver Beavers
St. Paul Stay PuftsvsQuebec Lapins
Tampa Bay FireSticksvsJacksonville Methgators
Vancouver BeaversvsSeattle Sockeyes
Virginia Beach SurgevsSt. Paul Stay Pufts
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Round One


Round Two

  • Rebels57 - "A Whole New World"
  • CanadianFlyer88 - D David Farrance
  • BiggE - Wounded Warrior Project
  • DancingPanther - Animal Farm
  • pit - D Henri Jokiharju
  • Chuck Downie - The Littlest Hobo
  • Hurricane28 - D Travis Hamonic
  • BernieParent - D Alex Edler
  • Hollywood Couturier - "You're Welcome"
  • Young Sandwich - LW Zach Hyman
  • mja - C Mikael Granlund
  • Striiker - RW Ryan Strome
  • JojoTheWhale - LW Brandon Saad
  • Flytimmo - Him
  • Strawberry Fields - LW Anthony Duclair
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Best Friends Animal Society
  • Lord Defect - St. Jude
  • ajgoal - LW Marcus Foligno
  • GKJ - LW Erik Haula
  • Magua - RW Jonatan Berggren

Round Three

  • Magua - D Zac Jones
  • GKJ - D Ethan Bear
  • ajgoal - D Joel Hanley
  • Lord Defect - Handbook for the Recently Deceased
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Battle Royale
  • Strawberry Fields - RW Craig Smith
  • Flytimmo - Pomeranian
  • JojoTheWhale - D Jeremie Poirier
  • Striiker - Golden Retriever
  • mja - LW Joonas Donskoi
  • Young Sandwich - Vizsla
  • Hollywood Couturier - The Human Fund
  • BernieParent - D Josh Manson
  • Hurricane28 - Relay for Life
  • Chuck Downie - Vulcan Trekkers
  • pit - C David Krejci
  • DancingPanther - Prologue from Beauty and the Beast
  • BiggE - Mini Poodle
  • CanadianFlyer88 - LW Max Comtois
  • Rebels57 - Albert Einstein

Round Four

  • Rebels57 - Orange Tabby
  • CanadianFlyer88 - RW Kailer Yamamoto
  • BiggE - Henry Flagler
  • DancingPanther - USA Hockey
  • pit - LW Brandon Tanev
  • Chuck Downie - Chicken Kate Moss
  • Hurricane28 - RW Paul Byron
  • BernieParent - Medecins Sans Frontieres
  • Hollywood Couturier - RW Cam Atkinson
  • Young Sandwich - "Shiny"
  • mja - D Nick Leddy
  • Striiker - C Christian Dvorak
  • JojoTheWhale - "The Bare Necessities"
  • Flytimmo - "On My Way"
  • Strawberry Fields - "I Wanna Be Like You"
  • Captain Dave Poulin - C Theodor Niederbach
  • Lord Defect - Manhattan Footbusters
  • ajgoal - "Kingdom in the Sky"
  • GKJ - RW Akil Thomas
  • Magua - C Thomas Bordeleau

Round Five

  • Magua - Bichon Frise
  • GKJ - Tuxedo Cat
  • ajgoal - Conor Timmins
  • Lord Defect - Terror Dog
  • Captain Dave Poulin - LW Oskar Bäck
  • Strawberry Fields - D Alexander Alexeyev
  • Flytimmo - Alport Syndrome Foundation
  • JojoTheWhale - Chicken Phil Jones
  • Striiker - D Wyatt Kalynuk
  • mja - D Brandon Montour
  • Young Sandwich - RW Barrett Hayton
  • Hollywood Couturier - LW Patric Hornqvist
  • BernieParent - RW Wayne Simmonds
  • Hurricane28 - C Tyler Bozak
  • Chuck Downie - LW Brennan Saulnier
  • pit - D Adam Larsson
  • DancingPanther - Lorenzo di Piero de' Medici
  • BiggE - "Heigh Ho"
  • CanadianFlyer88 - C Alex Barre-Boulet
  • Rebels57 - Jefferson Goldblums

Round Six

  • Rebels57 - Susan G. Komen
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Augustus
  • BiggE - Stranger in a Strange Land
  • DancingPanther - Chicken Gordon Ramsay
  • pit - "Let it Go"
  • Chuck Downie - RW Mike Testwuide
  • Hurricane28 - "Circle of Life"
  • BernieParent - LW Joe Thornton
  • Hollywood Couturier - C Pius Suter
  • Young Sandwich - D Calen Addison
  • mja - Direwolf
  • Striiker - LW Nick Schmaltz
  • JojoTheWhale - Don't Bully Us Rescue
  • Flytimmo - D Nail Yakupov
  • Strawberry Fields - D Martin Fehervary
  • Captain Dave Poulin - D Albert Johansson
  • Lord Defect - Nikola Tesla
  • ajgoal - Chicken Arnold Schwarzenegger
  • GKJ - D Emil Andrae
  • Magua - D Brian Dumoulin

Round Seven

  • Magua - Chicken Cornel West
  • GKJ - Chicken Prince
  • ajgoal - C Peyton Krebs
  • Lord Defect - Little Jerry Seinfeld
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Stray Grey Tabby
  • Strawberry Fields - Beatles (John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band)
  • Flytimmo - LW Kiefer Bellows
  • JojoTheWhale - El Farolito
  • Striiker - D Colin Miller
  • mja - "Feed the Birds"
  • Young Sandwich - The Caribous of Colorado
  • Hollywood Couturier - D Brayden McNab
  • BernieParent - Bengal Tiger
  • Hurricane28 - George Washington
  • Chuck Downie - C Emrah Ozmen
  • pit - Chicken Judge Judy
  • DancingPanther - C Tyson Jost
  • BiggE - Gainesville Heartbreakers
  • CanadianFlyer88 - "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)"
  • Rebels57 - Casino Royale

Round Eight

  • Rebels57 - Natalie Portman (Katee Sackhoff)
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Catfish
  • BiggE - Kelly Kelly (Bregoli)
  • DancingPanther - RW Riley Damiani
  • pit - Bible
  • Chuck Downie - D Nelli Laitinen
  • Hurricane28 - Moneyball
  • BernieParent - "A Night on Bald Mountain"
  • Hollywood Couturier - D Nikita Zadorov
  • Young Sandwich - C Chandler Stephenson
  • mja - Centralia Flaming Coals
  • Striiker - Make-A-Wish Foundation
  • JojoTheWhale - The Mysterious Affair at Styles
  • Flytimmo - Chicken Jesus
  • Strawberry Fields - Rutherford B. Hayes
  • Captain Dave Poulin - "Everybody Wants to be a Cat"
  • Lord Defect - C Brock Nelson
  • ajgoal - RW Jordan Martinook
  • GKJ - The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
  • Magua - Red Harvest

Round Nine

  • Magua - "How Far I'll Go"
  • GKJ - Team Gleason
  • ajgoal - To Kill a Mockingbird
  • Lord Defect - LW Matt Martin
  • Captain Dave Poulin - RW Joel Armia
  • Strawberry Fields - Ronald McDonald House
  • Flytimmo - D Rasmus Ristolainen
  • JojoTheWhale - Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
  • Striiker - "Cantina Band"
  • mja - Mason & Dixon
  • Young Sandwich - Chicken Amy Winehouse
  • Hollywood Couturier - The Book of Love
  • BernieParent - Jesus of Nazareth
  • Hurricane28 - D Brenden Dillon
  • Chuck Downie - "Eminence Front" ("Shaddap Yo Face")
  • pit - Genghis Khan
  • DancingPanther - LW Calle Jarnkrok
  • BiggE - C Sam Steel
  • CanadianFlyer88 - San Diego Sockers
  • Rebels57 - LW Tyson Foerster

Round Ten

  • Rebels57 - D Vladislav Gavrikov
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Children's Hospital
  • BiggE - D Jett Woo
  • DancingPanther - D Brady Skjei
  • pit - Black Cats
  • Chuck Downie - D Andrew Hay
  • Hurricane28 - Avalon Avengers
  • BernieParent - The Screwtape Letters
  • Hollywood Couturier - Chicken John Clayton
  • Young Sandwich - Trout Bum
  • mja - Mike the Headless Chicken
  • Striiker - Chicken Dwayne
  • JojoTheWhale - D Lukas Cormier
  • Flytimmo - C Olli Juolevi
  • Strawberry Fields - A Match Made in Space
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Violette Szabo
  • Lord Defect - RW Kevin Labanc
  • ajgoal - Old Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
  • GKJ - Johann Gutenberg
  • Magua - Maui Mononokicks

Round Eleven

  • Magua - Tiny Paws Rescue
  • GKJ - Delaware Valley Drivers
  • ajgoal - Montecito Marlinspikes
  • Lord Defect - D Jake Walman
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Chaudiere Ermine
  • Strawberry Fields - Chicken David Bowie
  • Flytimmo - RW Ryan Hartman
  • JojoTheWhale - RW Arthur Kaliyev
  • Striiker - Through the F***ing Lens
  • mja - Cradles to Crayons
  • Young Sandwich - National Park Foundation
  • Hollywood Couturier -
  • BernieParent - Chicken Lady Gaga
  • Hurricane28 - LW Warren Foegele
  • Chuck Downie - Alzheimer Society of Canada
  • pit - Team Cat Rescue
  • DancingPanther - Albuquerque Outback
  • BiggE - D Jack Rathbone
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Chicken Conan O'Brien
  • Rebels57 - D Kaiden Guhle

Round Twelve

  • Rebels57 - C Hendrix Lapierre
  • CanadianFlyer88 - Morgan Freeman (Jeffrey Dean Morgan)
  • BiggE - LW Boone Jenner
  • DancingPanther - D Timothy Liljegren
  • pit - Hartford Hellions
  • Chuck Downie - Liger
  • Hurricane28 - Chicken George Clooney
  • BernieParent - Ark of the Covenant Location (Fountain of Youth)
  • Hollywood Couturier -
  • Young Sandwich - Teddy Roosevelt
  • mja - Allbirds (Sabots)
  • Striiker - Rocky Johnson
  • JojoTheWhale - Jiri Holecek (Crocked Darwin)
  • Flytimmo - Tijuana Pasta Salads
  • Strawberry Fields - Hershey Comets
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Chicken Joe Dirt
  • Lord Defect - D Kyle Capobianco
  • ajgoal - Leonardo da Vinci
  • GKJ - "Show Yourself"
  • Magua - Charles Darwin

Round Thirteen

  • Magua - Pass
  • GKJ - Baltimore Blazers
  • ajgoal - Malmo FF (Scum)
  • Lord Defect - Baron Samedi (Julie the Zombie)
  • Captain Dave Poulin - Jun Ji Hyun (Song Kang Ho)
  • Strawberry Fields - Siamese Cats
  • Flytimmo - Big Hayes-y (Natural Light)
  • JojoTheWhale - Virginia Hall
  • Striiker - Vincent Diesel
  • mja - Amelia Earhart
  • Young Sandwich - RW Mason Marchment (Barrett Hayton)
  • Hollywood Couturier -
  • BernieParent - Chilliwack Pooldeads
  • Hurricane28 - Trumpet (Fiddle)
  • Chuck Downie - The Book of Useless Information
  • pit - Plain Old White (Soviet Brown)
  • DancingPanther - Cosmo (Peter Griffin)
  • BiggE - RW Martin Frk
  • CanadianFlyer88 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • Rebels57 - RW Oliver Wahlstrom


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Magua - Honolulu Ghibli
LWJaden Schwartz
CThomas Bordeleau
RWJonatan Berggren
DZac Jones
DBrian Dumoulin
Team CharityTiny Paws Rescue
Team Standalone BookRed Harvest
Team Dog/Cat BreedBichon Frise
Team Re-DraftPass
Team Disney Song"How Far I'll Go"
Team Historical FigureCharles Darwin
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Cornel West
MISL TeamMaui Mononokicks
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
GKJ - Philadelphia Villains
LWErik Haula
CYegor Sharangovich
RWAkil Thomas
DEthan Bear
DEmil Andrae
Team CharityTeam Gleason
Team Standalone BookThe Girl with the Dragon Tattoo
Team Dog/Cat BreedTuxedo Cat
Team Re-DraftBaltimore Blazers
Team Disney Song"Show Yourself"
Team Historical FigureJohann Gutenberg
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Prince
MISL TeamDelaware Valley Drivers
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
ajgoal - Los Angeles Whalers
LWMarcus Foligno
CPeyton Krebs
RWJordan Martinook
DJoel Hanley
DConor Timmins
Team CharityOld Friends Senior Dog Sanctuary
Team Standalone BookTo Kill a Mockingbird
Team Dog/Cat BreedGreat Dane
Team Re-DraftMalmo FF (Scum)
Team Disney Song"Kingdom in the Sky"
Team Historical FigureLeonardo da Vinci
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Arnold Schwarzenegger
MISL TeamMontecito Marlinspikes
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Lord Defect - St. Paul Stay Pufts
LWMatt Martin
CBrock Nelson
RWKevin Labanc
DJake Walman
DKyle Capobianco
Team CharitySt. Jude
Team Standalone BookHandbook for the Recently Deceased
Team Dog/Cat BreedTerror Dog
Team Re-DraftBaron Samedi (Julie the Zombie)
Team Disney Song"I'll Make a Man Out of You"
Team Historical FigureNikola Tesla
Team Chicken and CelebrityLittle Jerry Seinfeld
MISL TeamManhattan Footbusters
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Captain Dave Poulin - Quebec Lapins
LWOskar Bäck
CTheodor Niederbach
RWJoel Armia
DTopi Niemela
DAlbert Johansson
Team CharityBest Friends Animal Society
Team Standalone BookBattle Royale
Team Dog/Cat BreedStray Grey Tabby
Team Re-DraftJun Ji Hyun (Song Kang Ho)
Team Disney Song"Everybody Wants to be a Cat"
Team Historical FigureViolette Szabo
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Joe Dirt
MISL TeamChaudiere Ermine
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Strawberry Fields - Vancouver Beavers
LWAnthony Duclair
CJordan Staal
RWCraig Smith
DAlexander Alexeyev
DMartin Fehervary
Team CharityRonald McDonald House
Team Standalone BookA Match Made in Space
Team Dog/Cat BreedSiamese Cats
Team Re-DraftBeatles (John Cafferty & Beaver Brown Band)
Team Disney Song"I Wanna Be Like You"
Team Historical FigureRutherford B. Hayes
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken David Bowie
MISL TeamHershey Comets
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Flytimmo - Boston FlyTimmos
LWKiefer Bellows
COlli Juolevi
RWRyan Hartman
DNail Yakupov
DRasmus Ristolainen
Team CharityAlport Syndrome Foundation
Team Standalone BookHim
Team Dog/Cat BreedPomeranian
Team Re-DraftBig Hayes-y (Natural Light)
Team Disney Song"On My Way"
Team Historical FigureBlackbeard
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Jesus
MISL TeamTijuana Pasta Salads
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
JojoTheWhale - New York M.A.D. Cats
LWBrandon Saad
CJosh Norris
RWArthur Kaliyev
DJeremie Poirier
DLukas Cormier
Team CharityDon't Bully Us Rescue
Team Standalone BookThe Mysterious Affair at Styles
Team Dog/Cat BreedNova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever
Team Re-DraftJiri Holecek (Crocked Darwin)
Team Disney Song"The Bare Necessities"
Team Historical FigureVirginia Hall
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Phil Jones
MISL TeamEl Farolito
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Striiker - Allentown Attack
LWNick Schmaltz
CChristian Dvorak
RWRyan Strome
DWyatt Kalynuk
DColin Miller
Team CharityMake-A-Wish Foundation
Team Standalone BookThrough the F***ing Lens
Team Dog/Cat BreedGolden Retriever
Team Re-DraftBaby Yoda (Jar Jar Binks)
Team Disney Song"Cantina Band"
Team Historical FigureRocky Johnson
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Dwayne
MISL TeamVincent Diesel
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
mja - New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins
LWJoonas Donskoi
CMikael Granlund
RWBryan Rust
DNick Leddy
DBrandon Montour
Team CharityCradles to Crayons
Team Standalone BookMason & Dixon
Team Dog/Cat BreedDirewolf
Team Re-DraftAllbirds (Sabots)
Team Disney Song"Feed the Birds"
Team Historical FigureAmelia Earhart
Team Chicken and CelebrityMike the Headless Chicken
MISL TeamCentralia Flaming Coals
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Young Sandwich - Montreal Sexpos
LWZach Hyman
CChandler Stephenson
RWBarrett Hayton
DJuuso Valimaki
DCalen Addison
Team CharityNational Park Foundation
Team Standalone BookTrout Bum
Team Dog/Cat BreedVizsla
Team Re-DraftRW Mason Marchment (Barrett Hayton)
Team Disney Song"Shiny"
Team Historical FigureTeddy Roosevelt
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Amy Winehouse
MISL TeamThe Caribous of Colorado
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Hollywood Couturier - Las Vegas Mighty Ducks
LWPatric Hornqvist
CPius Suter
RWCam Atkinson
DBrayden McNab
DNikita Zadorov
Team CharityThe Human Fund
Team Standalone BookThe Book of Love
Team Dog/Cat BreedLabrador Retriever
Team Re-DraftPass
Team Disney Song"You're Welcome"
Team Historical FigureVlad the Impaler
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken John Clayton
MISL TeamMontana Gold Ducks
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
BernieParent - Tampa Bay FireSticks
LWJoe Thornton
CCharlie Coyle
RWWayne Simmonds
DAlex Edler
DJosh Manson
Team CharityMedecins Sans Frontieres
Team Standalone BookThe Screwtape Letters
Team Dog/Cat BreedBengal Tiger
Team Re-DraftArk of the Covenant Location (Fountain of Youth)
Team Disney Song"A Night on Bald Mountain"
Team Historical FigureJesus of Nazareth
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Lady Gaga
MISL TeamChilliwack Pooldeads
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Hurricane28 - Virginia Beach Surge
LWWarren Foegele
CTyler Bozak
RWPaul Byron
DTravis Hamonic
DBrenden Dillon
Team CharityRelay for Life
Team Standalone BookMoneyball
Team Dog/Cat BreedBeagle
Team Re-DraftTrumpet (Fiddle)
Team Disney Song"Circle of Life"
Team Historical FigureGeorge Washington
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken George Clooney
MISL TeamAvalon Avengers
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
Chuck Downie - Les Comiques de Saint-Louis-du-Ha!Ha!
LWBrennan Saulnier
CEmrah Ozmen
RWMike Testwuide
DNelli Laitinen
DAndrew Hay
Team CharityAlzheimer Society of Canada
Team Standalone BookThe Book of Useless Information
Team Dog/Cat BreedLiger
Team Re-Draft"Eminence Front" ("Shaddap Yo Face")
Team Disney Song"It's a Small World"
Team Historical FigureThe Littlest Hobo
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Kate Moss
MISL TeamVulcan Trekkers
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
pit - Chicago Chimpanzees
LWBrandon Tanev
CDavid Krejci
RWFilip Zadina
DHenri Jokiharju
DAdam Larsson
Team CharityTeam Cat Rescue
Team Standalone BookBible
Team Dog/Cat BreedBlack Cats
Team Re-DraftPlain Old White (Soviet Brown)
Team Disney Song"Let it Go"
Team Historical FigureGenghis Khan
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Judge Judy
MISL TeamHartford Hellions
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
DancingPanther - Providence Platypi
LWCalle Jarnkrok
CTyson Jost
RWRiley Damiani
DBrady Skjei
DTimothy Liljegren
Team CharityUSA Hockey
Team Standalone BookAnimal Farm
Team Dog/Cat BreedPitbull
Team Re-DraftCosmo (Peter Griffin)
Team Disney Song"Prologue from Beauty and the Beast"
Team Historical FigureLorenzo di Piero de' Medici
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Gordon Ramsay
MISL TeamAlbuquerque Outback
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
BiggE - Jacksonville Methgators
LWBoone Jenner
CSam Steel
RWMartin Frk
DJett Woo
DJack Rathbone
Team CharityWounded Warrior Project
Team Standalone BookStranger in a Strange Land
Team Dog/Cat BreedMini Poodle
Team Re-DraftKelly Kelly (Bregoli)
Team Disney Song"Heigh Ho"
Team Historical FigureHenry Flagler
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Ted Turner
MISL TeamGainesville Heartbreakers
[TBODY] [/TBODY]
CanadianFlyer88 - Seattle Sockeyes
LWMax Comtois
CAlex Barre-Boulet
RWKailer Yamamoto
DDante Fabbro
DDavid Farrance
Team CharitySeattle Children's Hospital
Team Standalone BookThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Team Dog/Cat BreedCatfish
Team Re-DraftMorgan Freeman (Jeffrey Dean Morgan)
Team Disney Song"Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)"
Team Historical FigureAugustus
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Conan O'Brien
MISL TeamSan Diego Sockers
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Rebels57 - Portland Fog
LWTyson Foerster
CHendrix Lapierre
RWOliver Wahlstrom
DVladislav Gavrikov
DKaiden Guhle
Team CharitySusan G. Komen
Team Standalone BookCasino Royale
Team Dog/Cat BreedOrange Tabby
Team Re-DraftNatalie Portman (Katee Sackhoff)
Team Disney Song"A Whole New World"
Team Historical FigureAlbert Einstein
Team Chicken and CelebrityChicken Jack Black
MISL TeamJefferson Goldblums
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"The Tampa Bay FireSticks are pleased to make their next selection in this eighth round of the draft ... [COVERS MIC WITH HAND] ... what is the next category, please?"

"Team Chicken and Celebrity Lookalike, sir."

"No, seriously, what is it? Do we have other players to draft? Stop messing around."

"That's what it is, sir. Look. [HOLDS UP CLIPBOARD.]"

"Honnêtement, c'est qui l'espèce de fou qui a choisi ces catégories bêtes ? C'est le temps de lâcher la bouteille et de prendre ça un peu sérieux, non?"

"Sir, sir, we found one already."

"Who did? The ownership certainly didn't ..."

"No, sir, we knew how you feel about these frivolous categories. So the interns got together and made a selection to suggest."

"Okay, fine, let's have it. Who is the celebrity?"

"Lady Gaga, sir. Have a look."

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"And the chicken?"

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"That will do."

@Hurricane28, don't blow it.
 
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