NFL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread - ISOLATED PHASE! Part One!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It's one of the reasons that I would love to downsize. I found several properties in an area we would find pleasant to live in that are slightly smaller than our current home, on large wooded parcels, and are listed at 1/2 to 1/3 of what we paid for ours that have been sitting on the market - so no real risk of a bidding war. If we just got back what we paid, we'd be fairly well ahead after paying off the mortgage and taking a mortgage with a total payment - including taxes and insurance - of about what I am currently paying for my car. But, as I mentioned before, the job market is completely different. While we wouldn't need to make nearly as much, there just seems to be a general lack of non-minimum wage work to be had. Even so, I'm wondering if it can work.

I have zero idea what I am going to do with myself, aside from trying to go back to Thailand once I'm vaccinated. Just no clue whatsoever.

 

[DancingPanther]

Sadly coffee is like the last thing I need.

What about for your next GrubHub purchase? This time if they f*** it up it isn't on you

 

[ajgoal]

I have zero idea what I am going to do with myself, aside from trying to go back to Thailand once I'm vaccinated. Just no clue whatsoever.

Good luck. One day I'll grow up and decide on something.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

What about for your next GrubHub purchase? This time if they f*** it up it isn't on you

Hmm... tempting.

 

[DancingPanther]

Hmm... tempting.

Anything to take the edge off things. Seriously, I'm a pm away

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Anything to take the edge off things. Seriously, I'm a pm away

I went to the doc for that today. Your Pharmacist friends will be helping on the back end.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

@Beef Invictus, more upset about real world Kerrigan joining the Eagles or Quackverse Young joining the CF88s?

 

[DancingPanther]

I went to the doc for that today. Your Pharmacist friends will be helping on the back end.

Hope everything is ok man. You'll get through whatever is going on. Like B Dawk said, we go through things because there's always another side. You have like 30 people on this board that got your back

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Our royal pain, @Lord Defect, is taking OG Rodger Saffold

@Hollywood Couturier

 

[Beef Invictus]

Sadly coffee is like the last thing I need.

I had coffee late yesterday and once the stress hit as the offer war came down to the wire I legit thought I was going to die

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Beef Invictus, more upset about real world Kerrigan joining the Eagles or Quackverse Young joining the CF88s?

This is like asking if I'm more upset about eating a pile of dung out of my left hand or my right hand

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Our royal pain, @Lord Defect, is taking OG Rodger Saffold

@Hollywood Couturier

What do I need to pick? I know i missed picks.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I had coffee late yesterday and once the stress hit as the offer war came down to the wire I legit thought I was going to die

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What do I need to pick? I know i missed picks.

I'll check and edit this in a sec.

2 LBs
1 D Flex
1 PK

I think they all need to be Legends. You should make three total picks.

 

[DancingPanther]

I'll check and edit this in a sec.

2 LBs
1 D Flex
1 PK

I think they all need to be Legends. You should make three total picks.

PK gas gotta be Laughton. One of the best in the league on the PK. He does it all. You win with guys like him

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

This is like asking if I'm more upset about eating a pile of dung out of my left hand or my right hand

Yes, but does eating from your left hand upset you more than from the right hand? These are important answers.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Yes, but does eating from your left hand upset you more than from the right hand? These are important answers.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

With our first pick we are going to select... Adam Vinatieri as our PK. As we have stated, we are not cowards and we will not be kicking field goals however... in the event that we need a kick at the end of a Megaverse Bowl... we trust that he can make it. Also, I will put him in the corner and make him feel shame for beating the Rams.

With our next selection we are going to fill one of our LB positions with... Patrick Willis. Short career but when he played he was one of the best.

With our last D Flex... we may regret this but this man will make the rest of the team want to run through a wall and we need that. We will select Ed Orgeron. Coach O played at LSU for one season before transferring to the prestigious Northwestern State University... located in Natchitoches, Louisiana.

I don't know where this leaves us.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I don't know where this leaves us.

It leaves you with a big hilarious orange man. Great pick. Great post. I will now pick for an imbecile.

@Lord Defect will take LB Demario Davis

@Chuck Downie

 

[Beef Invictus]

With our first pick we are going to select... Adam Vinatieri as our PK. As we have stated, we are not cowards and we will not be kicking field goals however... in the event that we need a kick at the end of a Megaverse Bowl... we trust that he can make it. Also, I will put him in the corner and make him feel shame for beating the Rams.

With our next selection we are going to fill one of our LB positions with... Patrick Willis. Short career but when he played he was one of the best.

With our last D Flex... we may regret this but this man will make the rest of the team want to run through a wall and we need that. We will select Ed Orgeron. Coach O played at LSU for one season before transferring to the prestigious Northwestern State University... located in Natchitoches, Louisiana.

I don't know where this leaves us.

Orgeron is a legend.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Next pick is D EDGE Danielle Hunter

Danielle Hunter Stats | Pro-Football-Reference.com

@Young Sandwich

 

[Young Sandwich]

We're going to take the heart of arguably one of the best defenses of all time. Super Bowl champion, 10x Pro Bowler, 7x first team All-Pro, 2x NFL Defensive Player of the Year, 3x NFC Player of the Year, and a Hall of Famer. We will choose to forget about his underwhelming coaching career...

Linebacker - Mike Singletary

@Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

Wait


He retired years ago.


My God, what is my brain doing


OK I'm gonna try again. I need to find someone flexing, too. That's a hurdle.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Well, that was agitating. I focused so much on the utility of a guy that I forgot to factor in whether or not he was even a player anymore. Bumpass Meat may murder, but it barely cheats that much. I hate Wake Forest. I hate the Bengals. Therefore I'm not taking anyone who matches those criteria (especially because I didn't see any photos of this theoretical person flexing), and instead I take another Hokie Hero to replace the massive error I tried to pull just now.

Chuck Clark (Flex)

He's got experience at CB/FS/SS and can slot into LB for plays. He's got an excellent Football Mind and in record time established himself as the field general for a Baltimore defense loaded with veterans. He understands every position and assignment. He's great at reading situations. He hasn't broken out yet, but there's a lot of potential there. Plus, I was able to find a picture of him FLEXing.

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It took this entire draft, but I am finally convinced that this is the right choice. And it continues the thread of LSU Tigerishness running through this squad.

WR - Ja'Marr Chase

@CanadianFlyer88