There are some issues with your narrative. First of all, the puck had come to Cooke. Just because it was a bad pass and Cooke couldn't get control quickly enough doesn't mean Weber interfered. The puck was there when Weber knocked Cooke off of it. Second, the "love tap" is still a spearing motion which made contact, meaning that the penalty which should have been called should have been a major on Cooke, or at very least a minor for slashing since officials hate to call spearing. Third, Weber's stick and hands were clearly at upper chest level with Cooke, around the clavicle area. Unless Weber was anticipating Cooke taking a dive, I don't see how you can watch that and deduce that Weber was going for Cooke's face. He was going for a shove/crosscheck for sure, but it was to the upper chest and not the face. Cooke, however, made clear contact with Weber's face, an impressive feat to pull off accidentally, as several have claimed it was, when you take into account major height differences.
We're both biased here, but please at least try to look at things like where the stick and hands of a player are before making something up like "Weber was trying to crosscheck Cooke in the face," or where the puck is at the time of a hit before saying Weber hit Cooke away from the puck (when it is clearly right there). It makes these debates much less painful.
I've met Cooke. He's a piece of garbage. I don't care what the newspapers say about him away from the rink; he's trash and nobody will convince me otherwise.
There are no problems with the narrative. Weber hit Cooke when he didn't have the puck. No amount of bargaining will change that. Cooke jabbed him back with the stick. This happens 5 times a week in NHL action. Guy gets hit away from the puck. Whacks the guy that hit him. If
that's a major for spearing, a new infraction will need to be invented for actual spears.
Weber's a guy whose game revolves around the fact that he's a big, nasty dude and he took exception. Got the stick high
first (and yes, it was at head level to Cooke) and Cooke beat him to the punch. Then Weber beat him down. Weber could have been called for
aggressor, which is suspendable, but wasn't.
Cooke could have been given 2 for crosschecking and 2 for slashing on this play, which is 4 minutes in PIMs. He actually got 7 minutes due to a phantom fighting major.
Weber could have been given 2 for interference, 2 for crosschecking, 2 for instigating, 5 for fighting and a match penalty for aggressor, but wasn't. He got 5 minutes in penalties and could have been rung up for north of 20. In terms of rulebook infractions,
Weber is the one who got off light. Not Cooke.
The whole thing is business as usual in Campbell's garage league. It's a nothing sequence. Nobody's the good guy. Nobody's in the right. Just two meatheads fouling each other repeatedly. It happens all the time.
Like I said, if this is Cullen and Brodziak--and on another night, it might have been--there's no thread.