Hurricanes Lounge XXVIII: The "where's the rain?" edition

[MinJaBen]

I’ve made it through the first round of cuts, so will probably be interviewing in a week.

You're not applying for Rask's job, are you?

 

[tarheelhockey]

I’ve made it through the first round of cuts, so will probably be interviewing in a week.

The Carolina Hurricanes would like to welcome their new GM...

 

[HisIceness]

Paul Allen died

 

[raynman]

So since I graduated from ECU I’ve been working at a pizza joint while trying and failing miserably to find a big boy job. Tonight I finally learned first hand not to mess with a middle aged white woman’s food. Good god she escalated everything to the max. After we fixed the problem I yelled out to her, “thank you for swearing at me, I really enjoyed it!” I think that’s when she realized how much of a jackass she had been.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

So since I graduated from ECU I’ve been working at a pizza joint while trying and failing miserably to find a big boy job. Tonight I finally learned first hand not to mess with a middle aged white woman’s food. Good god she escalated everything to the max. After we fixed the problem I yelled out to her, “thank you for swearing at me, I really enjoyed it!” I think that’s when she realized how much of a jackass she had been.

Kill em with kindness. Nothing will piss off an angry customer more than a sincere “have a great day/night”

 

[raynman]

Kill em with kindness. Nothing will piss off an angry customer more than a sincere “have a great day/night”

Yep. I enjoy waving to people with road rage like they’re a long lost friend. That one might actually get me hurt though haha

 

[mhart1]

All you need is big ass smile.

Raging people get confused when they aren't countered with hostility.

 

[HisIceness]

My first job was at a sit-down pizza place during one summer in high school.

The middle aged moms with young kids and/or coupons were always the most demanding. And they were demanding about everything.

"The cheese isn't melted enough!"

"Don't melt the cheese so much!"

"My kid is lactose intolerant, why can't you figure that out! I made that very clear last month when I was here and none of you were!"

"Why won't you accept my coupon that expired last month!"

"My kid doesn't like (fill in the blank here)!"

"Why can't you change the tv channel so my kids can watch the Cartoon Network!?"

"I don't allow my children to listen to this radio station, change it now!"

Birthday and/or Soccer team parties were the worst. We all knew nobody would clean up after themselves and the napkins would either not get used or would get ripped into shreds for us to pick up.

Despite that, I actually enjoyed my time there and was sad to hear that it had closed when it did. But I do not miss the bitter middle aged housewives who Clearly were spoiled growing up and had no discipline for their own offspring.

 

[The Faulker 27]

All you need is big ass smile.

Raging people get confused when they aren't countered with hostility.

Or a big ass. Most people don't mess with people with huge asses.

 

[Unsustainable]

Back to the waiting game, job got filled by someone surplus, but I’ve made a lot of in roads

 

[MinJaBen]

Back to the waiting game, job got filled by someone surplus, but I’ve made a lot of in roads

I wouldn’t normally like that, but, well you know.

 

[Unsustainable]

I wouldn’t normally like that, but, well you know.

It’s ok, I’ve made a lot of connections, so now it’s matter of timing, sucks I missed the promotion, but someone else was out of a job.

 

[HisIceness]

No, "Tik Tok". I'm not downloading your stupid app as I am not a teenage girl. Quit f***ing popping up on my phone.

 

[NotOpie]

No, "Tik Tok". I'm not downloading your stupid app as I am not a teenage girl. Quit ****ing popping up on my phone.

Really....I could have sworn you said something about Kylie or Taylor.

 

[tarheelhockey]

No, "Tik Tok". I'm not downloading your stupid app as I am not a teenage girl. Quit ****ing popping up on my phone.

Glad I'm not the only one dealing with these dumb *** ads.

 

[Surrounded By Ahos]

Glad I'm not the only one dealing with these dumb *** ads.

You can say ass, dumbass

 

[Lempo]

You can say ass, dumbass

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

If you spill hot cooking oil on your hand...

Go ahead, ask me how I know.

 

[mhart1]

If you spill hot cooking oil on your hand...

Go ahead, ask me how I know.

How do you know?

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

How do you know?

I spilled hot cooking oil on my hand.

 

[RibFrabcus]

Brave browser on mobile for those annoyed by ads.

 

[NotOpie]

I spilled hot cooking oil on my hand.

Bad time then?

 

[SvechneJerk]

Brave browser on mobile for those annoyed by ads.

Can confirm.

 

[Finnish Jerk Train]

Bad time then?

Yeah, I had a bad time.

 

[DaveG]

Yep. I enjoy waving to people with road rage like they’re a long lost friend. That one might actually get me hurt though haha

Haha, yeah I was going to say I've done that once and had someone start pulling something from their center console that was most definitely not a middle finger, safe to say I hit the breaks top gun style so he'd go flying past.

So since I graduated from ECU I’ve been working at a pizza joint while trying and failing miserably to find a big boy job. Tonight I finally learned first hand not to mess with a middle aged white woman’s food. Good god she escalated everything to the max. After we fixed the problem I yelled out to her, “thank you for swearing at me, I really enjoyed it!” I think that’s when she realized how much of a jackass she had been.

Yeah man, from the few times I've had to cover the bar I can safely say that yuppies are quite literally the worst.